{"id":3236,"date":"2014-02-20T13:41:38","date_gmt":"2014-02-20T11:41:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/?p=3236"},"modified":"2014-02-20T13:44:13","modified_gmt":"2014-02-20T11:44:13","slug":"perversitate-matematica","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/2014\/02\/20\/perversitate-matematica\/","title":{"rendered":"Perversitate matematic\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u00cen marea lor inventivitate \u00een ale schingiuirii, \u015fefii inchizi\u0163iei cred c\u0103 nu s-au g\u00e2ndit vreodat\u0103 s\u0103 v\u00e2nd\u0103 celor care le-au sc\u0103pat printre degete (presupun\u00e2nd c\u0103 se \u00eent\u00e2mpla \u015fi acest lucru) instrumentele cu care au fost tortura\u0163i.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/Gazeta_matematica_nr._31988-_49655-1024x768.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-3237\" title=\"Gazeta_matematica_nr._31988--_49655-1024x768\" src=\"http:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/Gazeta_matematica_nr._31988-_49655-1024x768-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/Gazeta_matematica_nr._31988-_49655-1024x768-300x225.jpg 300w, http:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/Gazeta_matematica_nr._31988-_49655-1024x768.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a>C\u0103 lumea a ajuns la un cu totul alt nivel \u00een acest secol luminat mi-o dovede\u015fte un email primit ast\u0103zi: &#8222;<em>Ast\u0103zi, po\u0163i achizi\u0163iona \u00ceNTREAGA COLEC\u0162IE Gazeta Matematic\u0103 &#8211; Edi\u0163ie electronic\u0103 din 1895 p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00een prezent cu doar 149 de lei (\u00een loc de 390).Colec\u0163ia cuprinde peste 96.000 de probleme \u015fi articole matematice (echivalentul a peste 300 de culegeri de matematic\u0103) stucturate dup\u0103 num\u0103rul \u015fi data apari\u0163iei, titlu, domeniu sau autor.(&#8230;) Aten\u0163ie! Oferta este valabil\u0103 pentru 24 de ore! Pentru a beneficia de reducere trebuie s\u0103 introduce\u0163i codul: &#8230;&#8230; la efectuarea comenzii<\/em>&#8222;.<\/p>\n<p>Oferta m-a l\u0103sat cr\u0103c\u0103nat. Nu e de ajuns c\u0103 mi-a torturat copil\u0103ria cu problemele ei infernale, mult peste ceea ce f\u0103ceam la \u015fcoal\u0103, acum Gazeta se \u00eentoarce \u015fi \u00eemi cere s\u0103 pl\u0103tesc, din nou, din postura de matur care redescoper\u0103 matematica um\u0103r la um\u0103r cu propriul copil. Nu cad \u00een capcan\u0103, o s\u0103 stropesc emailul cu ni\u015fte agheazm\u0103, afum ecranul laptopului cu \u00a0t\u0103m\u00e2ie, \u015fi dac\u0103 exerci\u0163iul de exorcizare nu-mi iese o s\u0103 \u00eengrop sub mormane de uitare actuala adres\u0103 de email.<\/p>\n<p>PS<\/p>\n<p>Dac\u0103 po\u015fta\u015ful era prietenul meu c\u00e2nd punea \u00een gard, nu aveam cutie po\u015ftal\u0103, &#8222;Sportul&#8221;, &#8222;Cutez\u0103torii&#8221;,&#8221;Cinema&#8221;, \u00een zilele \u00a0c\u00e2nd \u015ftiam c\u0103 are \u00een geant\u0103 &#8222;Gazeta Matematic\u0103&#8221; d\u0103deam drumul la c\u00e2ini. Ineficient\u0103 metod\u0103, revista infernului ateriza de fiecare dat\u0103 pe masa mea de lucru.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00cen marea lor inventivitate \u00een ale schingiuirii, \u015fefii inchizi\u0163iei cred c\u0103 nu s-au g\u00e2ndit vreodat\u0103 s\u0103 v\u00e2nd\u0103 celor care le-au sc\u0103pat printre degete (presupun\u00e2nd c\u0103 se \u00eent\u00e2mpla \u015fi acest lucru) instrumentele cu care au fost tortura\u0163i. C\u0103 lumea a ajuns la un cu totul alt nivel \u00een acest secol luminat mi-o dovede\u015fte un email primit&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[5],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3236"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3236"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3236\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3241,"href":"http:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3236\/revisions\/3241"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3236"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3236"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3236"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}