Ieri, la radio, am primit un mesaj de la un ascult\u0103tor anonim: \u201eAi \u00eemb\u0103tr\u00e2nit, maestre\u201d.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Evident c\u0103 instantaneu mi s-a zb\u00e2rlit creasta precum la coco\u0219 dup\u0103 ce \u00een oal\u0103 se adaug\u0103 \u0219i bor\u0219ul.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Altfel, am observat recent c\u0103 oamenii \u0219i timpul au \u00eenceput s\u0103 se comporte cu mine \u00eentr-un mod suspect de respectuos.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Tinerii \u00eemi spun \u201edumneavoastr\u0103\u201d f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 fie obliga\u021bi de p\u0103rin\u021bi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
La farmacie, doamna de la tejghea \u00eemi recomand\u0103 invariabil vitamine; ea se g\u00e2nde\u0219te la articula\u021bii \u0219i la ficat, eu la prostii.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
C\u00e2nd m\u0103 ridic de pe scaun, scot sunete pe care alt\u0103dat\u0103 le auzeam c\u00e2nd se deschideau u\u0219ile garajului… ca s\u0103 scot bicicleta.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Telefonul \u00eemi m\u0103re\u0219te automat literele, iar eu m\u0103 fac c\u0103 nu observ.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
C\u00e2nd ascult noile tendin\u021be muzicale, am senza\u021bia c\u0103 \u00eenregistrarea a fost f\u0103cut\u0103 \u00eentr-o hal\u0103 \u00een care sunt testate aspiratoare.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
La supermarket, casieri\u021ba \u00eemi spune \u201es\u0103 ave\u021bi grij\u0103 de dumneavoastr\u0103\u201d, cu un ton pe care medicii \u00eel folosesc \u00eenainte s\u0103-mi fac\u0103 anestezie total\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
M\u0103 surprind rostind propozi\u021bii pe care, \u00een tinere\u021be, le consideram semne clare de final de drum: \u201ee prea tare muzica\u201d \u0219i \u201ecine a l\u0103sat lumina aprins\u0103 pe hol?\u201d.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Dar toate acestea nu \u00eenseamn\u0103 absolut nimic.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Am acumulat, pur \u0219i simplu, un strat protector de experien\u021b\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Genunchii mei nu trosnesc; comunic\u0103 discret \u00eentre ei. Coloana nu sc\u00e2r\u021b\u00e2ie; m\u0103 aplaud\u0103!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Nu m\u0103 ridic mai greu din fotoliu; doar acord corpului timpul necesar pentru a analiza strategic oportunitatea deplas\u0103rii.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Nu uit unde mi-am pus ochelarii; doar \u00eei testez pe cei din jur, ca s\u0103 v\u0103d cine mai este atent.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Nu evit sc\u0103rile \u0219i pantele abrupte; practic o form\u0103 avansat\u0103 de economie a resurselor.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Nu m\u0103 culc mai devreme; pur \u0219i simplu prefer s\u0103 surprind noaptea nepreg\u0103tit\u0103 pentru somn.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Nu am \u00eemb\u0103tr\u00e2nit. Am devenit o edi\u021bie de colec\u021bie, cu mici imperfec\u021biuni de suprafa\u021b\u0103, dar cu mecanismul intern perfect capabil s\u0103 func\u021bioneze \u00eenc\u0103 mul\u021bi ani.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
PS<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Pentru conformitate, strict autentic! Am mers s\u0103 schimb bateria la ceas. Me\u0219terul lucra \u00eempreun\u0103 cu fiica lui (20-25 de ani). I-am dat ei ceasul. El era ocupat cu altceva fiind \u0219i pu\u021bin\u0103 \u00eembulzeal\u0103. \u00centr-un final ceasul meu a ajuns la el. \u00centreab\u0103: \u201eAl cui e?\u201d. Fata r\u0103spunde calm: \u201eAl b\u0103iatului cu barb\u0103 \u0219i \u0219apc\u0103\u201d.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
A\u021bi ghicit: b\u0103iatul eram eu!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
QED<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Ieri, la radio, am primit un mesaj de la un ascult\u0103tor anonim: \u201eAi \u00eemb\u0103tr\u00e2nit, maestre\u201d. Evident c\u0103 instantaneu mi s-a zb\u00e2rlit creasta precum la coco\u0219 dup\u0103 ce \u00een oal\u0103 se adaug\u0103 \u0219i bor\u0219ul. Altfel, am observat recent c\u0103 oamenii \u0219i timpul au \u00eenceput s\u0103 se comporte cu mine \u00eentr-un mod suspect de respectuos. Tinerii \u00eemi…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[5],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4929"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4929"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4929\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4930,"href":"http:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4929\/revisions\/4930"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4929"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4929"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4929"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}