{"id":4932,"date":"2026-06-29T15:37:28","date_gmt":"2026-06-29T13:37:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/?p=4932"},"modified":"2026-06-29T15:37:29","modified_gmt":"2026-06-29T13:37:29","slug":"33-de-grade","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/2026\/06\/29\/33-de-grade\/","title":{"rendered":"33 de grade"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Dac\u0103 pornesc aerul condi\u021bionat, m\u0103 doare capul. Dac\u0103 pornesc ventilatorul, m\u0103 apuc\u0103 altele. Sunt condamnat s\u0103 m\u0103 \u00een\u0103bu\u0219 cu c\u0103ldura.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Am 32 de grade Celsius \u00een cas\u0103. Laptopul a intrat \u00een com\u0103. Pisica doarme de opt ore f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 clipeasc\u0103. Eu nu fac nici una, nici alta. Privesc tavanul.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Se lichefiaz\u0103 \u00eencet \u0219i pleac\u0103 spre cer.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Canapeaua o ia \u00een sens invers.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Eu plutesc \u00eentre lumi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Sunt copil, pe un c\u00e2mp unde gr\u00e2ul fusese treierat de cur\u00e2nd. Aerul miroase a paie zdrobite \u0219i a praf fierbinte. Cerul era at\u00e2t de albastru, \u00eenc\u00e2t nici nu-mi trecea prin cap c\u0103, \u00eentr-o zi, voi cump\u0103ra aparate care s\u0103-mi r\u0103ceasc\u0103 aerul. A\u0219 juca un fotbal direct pe miri\u0219te, dar copii din copil\u0103ria mea sunt acum b\u0103tr\u00e2ni \u0219i sensibili.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Sunt b\u0103tr\u00e2n, \u00eentins pe nisipul unei plaje r\u0103mase f\u0103r\u0103 mare. Valurile au plecat de mult, probabil \u00een concediu. Au l\u0103sat \u00een urm\u0103 doar scoici uscate \u0219i un pesc\u0103ru\u0219 care se uit\u0103 la mine cu mila pe care nu o cer de la nimeni. A\u0219 face o baie, dar b\u0103tr\u00e2nii din b\u0103tr\u00e2ne\u021be mea se cred \u00eenc\u0103 tineri.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Termometrul arat\u0103 33 de grade. Apoi nu mai arat\u0103 nimic. \u0218i-a dat demisia.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Scriu ceva cu stiloul direct pe tavan. Poezia iernilor de alt\u0103dat\u0103, c\u00e2nd a\u0219teptam vacan\u021ba de var\u0103. \u00cencerc s\u0103-mi amintesc frigul. \u00cel caut prin sertare, printre pulovere, prin buzunarele unei geci pe care n-am mai purtat-o de luni \u00eentregi. G\u0103sesc doar un bon vechi \u0219i o cartel\u0103 de metrou. Iarna nu exist\u0103, cred c\u0103 a fost inventat\u0103 de p\u0103rin\u021bi, ca s\u0103 ne fac\u0103 s\u0103 bem ceai de tei \u0219i s\u0103 m\u00e2nc\u0103m sup\u0103 de pui.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Pe fereastr\u0103 nu intr\u0103 aer. Intr\u0103 doar lumin\u0103, mult\u0103 lumin\u0103. Cineva a spus la un moment dat, c\u00e2nd eram eu foarte mic, cred c\u0103 era Facerea Lumii: s\u0103 fie lumin\u0103! Este!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00cemi vine s\u0103 deschid congelatorul \u0219i s\u0103 m\u0103 mut \u00een el. Puiul \u00eemi face loc politicos, iar punga cu maz\u0103re pare dispus\u0103 la conversa\u021bie. E cam aglomerat locul \u0219i miroase a \u00eentuneric.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Pisica deschide un ochi. Se uit\u0103 la mine \u0219i \u00eemi spune limpede: \u201e\u021ai-am zis s\u0103 nu ne na\u0219tem \u00een timpul \u00eenc\u0103lzirii globale.\u201d Apoi adoarme la loc.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Laptopul respir\u0103 greu. Ventilatorul lui scoate zgomote de tractor b\u0103tr\u00e2n urc\u00e2nd sara pe deal. Dac\u0103 mai deschid un document, sunt convins c\u0103 va cere un preot \u0219i se va spovedi de toate p\u0103catele.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Eu continui s\u0103 scriu. Am g\u0103sit o coal\u0103 alb\u0103. Pardon, e sufletul. S\u0103 nu-l murd\u0103resc.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Mi-a venit o id\u00e9e. Mai bine nu.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dac\u0103 pornesc aerul condi\u021bionat, m\u0103 doare capul. Dac\u0103 pornesc ventilatorul, m\u0103 apuc\u0103 altele. Sunt condamnat s\u0103 m\u0103 \u00een\u0103bu\u0219 cu c\u0103ldura. Am 32 de grade Celsius \u00een cas\u0103. Laptopul a intrat \u00een com\u0103. Pisica doarme de opt ore f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 clipeasc\u0103. Eu nu fac nici una, nici alta. Privesc tavanul. Se lichefiaz\u0103 \u00eencet \u0219i pleac\u0103 spre&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[5],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4932"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4932"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4932\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4933,"href":"http:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4932\/revisions\/4933"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4932"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4932"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4932"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}