{"id":4966,"date":"2026-10-26T11:30:50","date_gmt":"2026-10-26T09:30:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/?p=4966"},"modified":"2026-10-26T11:30:52","modified_gmt":"2026-10-26T09:30:52","slug":"raceala","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/2026\/10\/26\/raceala\/","title":{"rendered":"Raceala"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>A dat o r\u0103ceal\u0103 peste mine \u0219i, cum sunt b\u0103iat bun, s-a a\u0219ezat \u0219i s-a dezvoltat. Dup\u0103 o zi, am \u00eenceput s\u0103 zac de grip\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Cum de pastile sunt plin, m-am g\u00e2ndit s\u0103 ap\u0103s pedala leacurilor b\u0103be\u0219ti-naturiste. Am atacat un ceai de ment\u0103 cu mu\u0219e\u021bel. De fapt, nu conteaz\u0103 din ce era, pentru c\u0103 l-am v\u0103rsat fierbinte pe picior. M-am ars de nu mai \u0219tiam de celelalte afec\u021biuni.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A doua zi, pe fondul unei dureri de cap demne de o minte mai luminat\u0103 dec\u00e2t a mea, am decis s\u0103 m\u0103 frec la t\u00e2mple cu ni\u0219te ulei esen\u021bial de ment\u0103. Nu m-am mai frecat, dar nici capul nu m-a mai durut. Am v\u0103rsat prima pic\u0103tur\u0103 \u00een ochi \u0219i am sim\u021bit instantaneu c\u0103 mi-a explodat direct ochiul, \u00eempreun\u0103 cu jum\u0103tate din creier.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Cum sunt greu de oprit \u0219i m\u0103 durea foarte tare g\u00e2tul pe interior, c\u00e2teva ore mai t\u00e2rziu am decis s\u0103 pun spirt pe o batist\u0103 \u0219i s\u0103 mi-o \u00eenf\u0103\u0219or \u00een jurul g\u00e2tului. Mi-am ars pielea, iar durerea a migrat, democratic, din interior spre exterior.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Azi m\u0103 cam dor \u0219i din\u021bii. Ei mai r\u0103m\u0103seser\u0103. \u0218i, \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103tor, am deschis dulapul \u00een care am un patent.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Cred c\u0103 cineva trebuie s\u0103 intervin\u0103 s\u0103 m\u0103 salveze de mine.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A dat o r\u0103ceal\u0103 peste mine \u0219i, cum sunt b\u0103iat bun, s-a a\u0219ezat \u0219i s-a dezvoltat. Dup\u0103 o zi, am \u00eenceput s\u0103 zac de grip\u0103. Cum de pastile sunt plin, m-am g\u00e2ndit s\u0103 ap\u0103s pedala leacurilor b\u0103be\u0219ti-naturiste. Am atacat un ceai de ment\u0103 cu mu\u0219e\u021bel. De fapt, nu conteaz\u0103 din ce era, pentru c\u0103 l-am&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[5],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4966"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4966"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4966\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4967,"href":"http:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4966\/revisions\/4967"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4966"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4966"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4966"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}