{"id":1108,"date":"2009-11-04T12:53:01","date_gmt":"2009-11-04T10:53:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/?p=1108"},"modified":"2009-11-04T12:54:10","modified_gmt":"2009-11-04T10:54:10","slug":"vaccin","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/2009\/11\/04\/vaccin\/","title":{"rendered":"Vaccin"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-1109\" title=\"2009_11020008\" src=\"http:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/2009_11020008-300x228.jpg\" alt=\"2009_11020008\" width=\"300\" height=\"228\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/2009_11020008-300x228.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/2009_11020008-1023x778.jpg 1023w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Am devenit cercet\u0103tor, fac diverse combina\u0163ii pentru a ob\u0163ine diverse vaccinuri, \u00eempotriva triste\u0163ii, a gripei, a prostiei. Cum nu am alt cobai, experimentez pe propria epiderm\u0103. Acum lucrez \u00eempotriva gripei porcine \u015fi din supersti\u0163ie am renun\u0163at din start la un ingredient care a dat rezultate \u00een alte cazuri, fleica de porc. Ceai cu l\u0103m\u00e2ie \u015fi miere e prea banal a\u015fa c\u0103 nici nu intr\u0103 \u00een discu\u0163ie. Dup\u0103 \u00eendelungi cump\u0103niri am g\u0103sit re\u0163eta. Se procur\u0103 un pe\u015fte afumat, scrumbie ar fi ideal- eu m-am mul\u0163umit \u015fi cu un hering, se adaug\u0103 un gogo\u015far m\u0103rime regal\u0103(neap\u0103rat de la Puntea de Greci), o ceap\u0103 s\u0103n\u0103toas\u0103, un co\u015fcovan de telemea (nu apare \u00een imagine) \u015fi toate sunt stropite cu un dresing abundent de vin ro\u015fu-t\u00e2n\u0103r. \u00cen caz c\u0103 suferi de hipertensiune, gripa nu mai e o problem\u0103, dup\u0103 aceast\u0103 combina\u0163ie oricum e\u015fti dus. Tot secretul st\u0103 \u00een dresing, de la 2 litri \u00een sus nu mai conteaz\u0103 nicio pandemie, e\u015fti imun, dar e important ca vinul s\u0103 se\u00a0odihneasc\u0103 pe un pat format din igredientele de mai sus. Vaccinul se administreaz\u0103 de mai multe ori.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Am devenit cercet\u0103tor, fac diverse combina\u0163ii pentru a ob\u0163ine diverse vaccinuri, \u00eempotriva triste\u0163ii, a gripei, a prostiei. Cum nu am alt cobai, experimentez pe propria epiderm\u0103. Acum lucrez \u00eempotriva gripei porcine \u015fi din supersti\u0163ie am renun\u0163at din start la un ingredient care a dat rezultate \u00een alte cazuri, fleica de porc. Ceai cu l\u0103m\u00e2ie \u015fi&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[5],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1108"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1108"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1108\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1111,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1108\/revisions\/1111"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1108"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1108"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1108"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}