{"id":1115,"date":"2009-11-09T12:30:04","date_gmt":"2009-11-09T10:30:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/?p=1115"},"modified":"2009-11-09T17:12:59","modified_gmt":"2009-11-09T15:12:59","slug":"doua","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/2009\/11\/09\/doua\/","title":{"rendered":"Dou\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dou\u0103 \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103ri ciudate \u015fi-o minune. Parc\u0103 a\u015fa am auzit la radio \u00eentr-o diminea\u0163\u0103 ce\u0163oas\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>Unu.\u00cen inabordabilitatea mea par un om foarte abordabil, mai ales c\u00e2nd sunt pe strad\u0103. Doi cona\u0163ionali brune\u0163i (am aflat abia asear\u0103\u00a0c\u0103 a\u015ftia \u00eel voteaz\u0103 pe actualul pre\u015fedinte) mi-au propus f\u0103r\u0103 o preg\u0103tire prealabil\u0103 s\u0103 cump\u0103r de la ei o drujb\u0103. Trec\u00e2nd peste faptul c\u0103 nu \u00eemi dau seama ce ar putea face un locuitor de la bloc cu o drujb\u0103 (ca s\u0103-\u0163i \u00eenebune\u015fti vecinii e suficient\u0103 doar o borma\u015fin\u0103 sau un album de manele) m-au cucerit cu argumenta\u0163ia. &#8222;Stai domne lini\u015ftit c\u0103 nu suntem bi\u015fni\u0163ari din aia care cump\u0103r\u0103 din Metro \u015fi v\u00e2nd dup\u0103 aia pe strad\u0103. Noi suntem serio\u015fi, fur\u0103m direct din depozit \u015fi facem un pre\u0163 bun&#8221;. Lipsa de lichid\u0103\u0163i m-a \u00eempidicat s\u0103 fac o afacere cinstit\u0103 cu ni\u015fte comercian\u0163i serio\u015fi.<\/p>\n<p>Doi. Cum o fi s\u0103 declari c\u0103, printre alte categorii,\u00a0be\u0163ivii \u00eel voteaz\u0103 pe un anume candidat, tocmai tu care ai fost acuzat \u00een nenum\u0103rate r\u00e2nduri c\u0103 \u00eel pream\u0103re\u015fti pe Bachus. Fereste-ma Doamne de prieteni, c\u0103 nu mai prind nici 15%.<\/p>\n<p>Cu minunile e mai greu de explicat.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dou\u0103 \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103ri ciudate \u015fi-o minune. Parc\u0103 a\u015fa am auzit la radio \u00eentr-o diminea\u0163\u0103 ce\u0163oas\u0103. Unu.\u00cen inabordabilitatea mea par un om foarte abordabil, mai ales c\u00e2nd sunt pe strad\u0103. Doi cona\u0163ionali brune\u0163i (am aflat abia asear\u0103\u00a0c\u0103 a\u015ftia \u00eel voteaz\u0103 pe actualul pre\u015fedinte) mi-au propus f\u0103r\u0103 o preg\u0103tire prealabil\u0103 s\u0103 cump\u0103r de la ei o drujb\u0103. Trec\u00e2nd&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[5],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1115"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1115"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1115\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1117,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1115\/revisions\/1117"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1115"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1115"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1115"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}