Sunt un fan declarat al preg\u0103tirilor de dinaintea s\u0103rb\u0103torilor, oricare ar fi ele. \u00cemi place s\u0103 umblu prin magazine \u015fi mai ales pie\u0163e, s\u0103 v\u0103d cum poporul este str\u0103b\u0103tut de sus \u00een jos\u00a0dar \u015fi invers\u00a0de fiorul marii zile ce tocmai st\u0103 s\u0103 vin\u0103. Av\u00e2nd o comand\u0103 ferm\u0103 m-am prezentat la o carmangerie de cartier dis de diminea\u0163\u0103, ora la care ora\u015ful e b\u00e2ntuit de fantomele pensionarilor instrui\u0163i la cozile comuniste. Cu 20 de metri \u00eenainte s\u0103 ajung \u00een fa\u0163a magazinului am avut o dec\u0103dere \u00een mine (dup\u0103 modelul Becali). Peste 20 de persoane se luptau aprig \u00een u\u015fa carmangeriei. Mi-am luat taurul de coarne(de fapt saco\u015fa de toarte)\u00a0\u015fi am decis s\u0103 merg p\u00e2n\u0103 la cap\u0103t. M-am l\u0103murit repede despre ce e vorba, nu era o filmare \u00een amintirea evenimentelor de acum 20 de ani. \u00cen magazin a\u015fteptau c\u00e2teva persoane, marea problem\u0103 era s\u0103 treci de u\u015fa l\u00e2ng\u0103 care era plasat\u0103 o lad\u0103 frigorific\u0103 plin\u0103 cu oase de porc \u015fi vit\u0103, care erau oferite gratis doritorilor. Ce-i drept asemenea oase doar la muzeu am v\u0103zut, perfect lustruite f\u0103r\u0103 nici o urm\u0103 de carne sau m\u0103duv\u0103. Trec de gr\u0103mada dezordonat\u0103 \u00een care doamne trecute de toate tinere\u0163ile posibile erau atent c\u0103lcate \u00een picioare de pensionari ceva mai v\u00e2njo\u015fi \u015fi a\u015ftept s\u0103 cump\u0103r ce aveam de cump\u0103rat. Cum \u015fti\u0163i c\u0103 sunt milos, am fost lovit de un sentiment greu de descris, care mi-a f\u0103cut stomacul mic \u015fi juc\u0103u\u015f\u00a0gata s\u0103 se mute \u00een propria-mi gur\u0103 devenit\u0103 pung\u0103.<\/p>\n
De nesuportat mi s-a p\u0103rut \u015fi dispre\u0163ul cu care \u00eei tratau pe bie\u0163ii neferici\u0163i\u00a0ceilal\u0163i, ceilal\u0163i=oamenii plasa\u0163i la coada onorabil\u0103 unde carnea era livrat\u0103 contra cost. Cel mai aprig se dovedea tocmai un b\u0103tr\u00e2n aflat \u00een fa\u0163a mea, care f\u0103r\u0103 mil\u0103 \u00eei m\u0103sc\u0103rea \u00een fel \u015fi chip. Normal, c\u00e2nd \u00eentr-o \u00eenc\u0103pere se afl\u0103 un personaj care nu-mi cade bine la pipot\u0103, acesta simte nevoia fie s\u0103 se a\u015feze l\u00e2ng\u0103 mine fie s\u0103 m\u0103 abordeze \u00eentr-un dialog care m\u0103 distruge nervos. Nici de data aceasta nu am sc\u0103pat. Din fericire moralistul meu a ajuns rapid \u00een fa\u0163a v\u00e2nz\u0103toarei \u015fi a comandat sec:”D\u0103-mi \u015fi mie o ureche de porc \u015fi dou\u0103 t\u00e2rti\u0163e de curcan”. T\u00e2rti\u0163e de curcan! Nu credeam c\u0103 se comercializeaz\u0103 \u015fi a\u015fa ceva dar totul se poate chiar la 7 lei kilogramul. „Gata piftia. \u015ei ciorbi\u0163a”, a exclamat \u00een momentul \u00een care a primit marfa \u015fi a achitat 4 lei \u015fi jum\u0103tate. Ca un rege \u00een drumul spre tron a trecut printre lupt\u0103torii\u00a0de la galantarul cu oase lustruite. Superioritatea poate costa uneori doar 4,5 lei. Dac\u0103 \u00eei ai.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Sunt un fan declarat al preg\u0103tirilor de dinaintea s\u0103rb\u0103torilor, oricare ar fi ele. \u00cemi place s\u0103 umblu prin magazine \u015fi mai ales pie\u0163e, s\u0103 v\u0103d cum poporul este str\u0103b\u0103tut de sus \u00een jos\u00a0dar \u015fi invers\u00a0de fiorul marii zile ce tocmai st\u0103 s\u0103 vin\u0103. Av\u00e2nd o comand\u0103 ferm\u0103 m-am prezentat la o carmangerie de cartier dis…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[5],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1161"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1161"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1161\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3642,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1161\/revisions\/3642"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1161"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1161"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1161"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}