{"id":1179,"date":"2010-01-22T17:29:45","date_gmt":"2010-01-22T15:29:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/?p=1179"},"modified":"2010-01-22T17:29:45","modified_gmt":"2010-01-22T15:29:45","slug":"curaj","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/2010\/01\/22\/curaj\/","title":{"rendered":"Curaj"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Curajul are diverse forme. Am descoperit una dintre ele . Iat\u0103 ingredientele: iarn\u0103, undeva la \u0163ar\u0103 \u00een plin\u0103 c\u00e2mpie, -15 grade, dou\u0103-trei beri b\u0103ute la ceas de sear\u0103.\u00a0 Acum ac\u0163iunea: se face de 3 diminea\u0163a, coco\u015fii nu mai c\u00e2nt\u0103 de frig dar tu sim\u0163i c\u0103 ai exagerat cu lichidele \u00eenainte de culcare. Cu toate acestea bunul sim\u0163 nu te-a p\u0103r\u0103sit \u015fi decizi c\u0103 nu e cazul s\u0103 deranjezi pe toat\u0103 lumea pentru a merge s\u0103 folose\u015fti baia din cas\u0103, dispus\u0103 absolut strategic, a\u015fa c\u0103 apelezi la\u00a0 clasicul wc din fundul cur\u0163ii. \u00cen plin\u0103 ac\u0163iune, dup\u0103 ce parcurgi primii 50 de metri, \u00ee\u0163i dai seama c\u0103 ai avut un curaj nebunesc s\u0103 ie\u015fi afar\u0103 \u00eentr-o pijama destul de sub\u0163ire. Ajuns la destina\u0163ie consta\u0163i\u00a0 c\u0103 aproape ai uitat de ce te afli acolo \u015fi din cauza gerului instrumentarul e aproape nefunc\u0163ional. Un singur g\u00e2nd te domin\u0103, s\u0103 faci cale \u00eentoars\u0103 \u015fi s\u0103 te bagi sub plapum\u0103. G\u00e2ndit \u015fi f\u0103cut.\u00a0 Coco\u015fii nu c\u00e2nt\u0103 nici la 5 diminea\u0163a, probabil au murit \u00een grup, dar tu sim\u0163i c\u0103 ai o datorie. S\u0103 fie s\u0103natoas\u0103, nu mai ai curaj chiar dac\u0103 \u0163i-ai pune un cojoc \u00een spinare, dar \u00eenc\u0103 ai bun sim\u0163. E ora 8 diminea\u0163a \u015fi coco\u015fii reveni\u0163i la via\u0163\u0103 vor s\u0103 \u00eenghit\u0103 ni\u015fte boabe \u015fi tocmai de aceea fac g\u0103lagie. Te po\u0163i mi\u015fca liber prin cas\u0103 \u015fi scapi de orice ap\u0103sare. Concluzia e simpl\u0103, bunul sim\u0163 poate duce uneori la situa\u0163ii explozive.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Curajul are diverse forme. Am descoperit una dintre ele . Iat\u0103 ingredientele: iarn\u0103, undeva la \u0163ar\u0103 \u00een plin\u0103 c\u00e2mpie, -15 grade, dou\u0103-trei beri b\u0103ute la ceas de sear\u0103.\u00a0 Acum ac\u0163iunea: se face de 3 diminea\u0163a, coco\u015fii nu mai c\u00e2nt\u0103 de frig dar tu sim\u0163i c\u0103 ai exagerat cu lichidele \u00eenainte de culcare. Cu toate acestea&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[5],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1179"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1179"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1179\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1180,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1179\/revisions\/1180"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1179"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1179"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1179"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}