{"id":1197,"date":"2010-02-12T00:24:33","date_gmt":"2010-02-11T22:24:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/?p=1197"},"modified":"2010-02-12T00:24:33","modified_gmt":"2010-02-11T22:24:33","slug":"glume-proaste","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/2010\/02\/12\/glume-proaste\/","title":{"rendered":"Glume proaste"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-1198\" title=\"2010_01230013\" src=\"http:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/2010_01230013-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"2010_01230013\" width=\"180\" height=\"240\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/2010_01230013-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/2010_01230013-770x1023.jpg 770w, https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/2010_01230013.jpg 1428w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 180px) 100vw, 180px\" \/>\u00centodeauna am gustat o glum\u0103, chiar \u015fi mai multe. Dar c\u00e2nd gluma se \u00eengroa\u015f\u0103 \u015fi se mai \u015fi repet\u0103\u00a0 m\u0103 cam pierd cu firea.<\/p>\n<p>\u00cen\u0163eleg un viscol, dou\u0103, dar nici chiar a\u015fa, \u00een plus chestia cu ploaia de dup\u0103 e chiar antipatic\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>\u00cemi place s\u0103 m\u0103 b\u0103l\u0103cesc, dar om sucit prefer s\u0103 o fac vara \u015fi f\u0103r\u0103 toate hainele pe mine.<\/p>\n<p>Cum ar fi ca dup\u0103 o \u00eenghe\u0163at\u0103 de vanilie s\u0103 torni o bere \u015fi o can\u0103 de zeam\u0103 de varz\u0103 acr\u0103?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00centodeauna am gustat o glum\u0103, chiar \u015fi mai multe. Dar c\u00e2nd gluma se \u00eengroa\u015f\u0103 \u015fi se mai \u015fi repet\u0103\u00a0 m\u0103 cam pierd cu firea. \u00cen\u0163eleg un viscol, dou\u0103, dar nici chiar a\u015fa, \u00een plus chestia cu ploaia de dup\u0103 e chiar antipatic\u0103. \u00cemi place s\u0103 m\u0103 b\u0103l\u0103cesc, dar om sucit prefer s\u0103 o fac vara&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[5],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1197"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1197"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1197\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1199,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1197\/revisions\/1199"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1197"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1197"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1197"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}