{"id":1644,"date":"2010-11-17T21:23:45","date_gmt":"2010-11-17T19:23:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/?p=1644"},"modified":"2010-11-17T21:23:45","modified_gmt":"2010-11-17T19:23:45","slug":"randuieli","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/2010\/11\/17\/randuieli\/","title":{"rendered":"R\u00e2nduieli"},"content":{"rendered":"

de Marin Sorescu<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

La noi muierea pupa m\u00e2na b\u0103rbatului
\nP\u00e2n\u0103 mai adineauri \u2013 zicea Marin al lui P\u0103tru,
\n\u015ei din dumneata nu-l scotea niciodat\u0103,
\n\u00cei f\u0103cea trei, patru copii, dar nu \u00eendr\u0103znea s\u0103-i zic\u0103 tu,
\nCele mai m\u00e2ndre, care se ambi\u0163ionau, nu-i ziceau nicicum.<\/p>\n

Femeia are socotelile ei, ea s\u0103 \u0163in\u0103 de coada c\u00e2rp\u0103torului,
\nS\u0103 \u0163in\u0103 oala de m\u0103nu\u015f\u0103, la foc, s\u0103 stea ciucit\u0103 la vatr\u0103
\n\u015ei s\u0103 lase politica \u2013 de asta ne ocup\u0103m noi, asta e pentru oameni \u2013
\nFemeia, ce \u015ftie femeia?
\nEa s\u0103 \u015ftearg\u0103 sticla l\u0103mpii, s\u0103 alinieze clondirele pe corlat\u0103,
\nS\u0103 fie toate drepte, a\u015fa s\u0103 tragi cu a\u0163a,
\nS\u0103 te trag\u0103, s\u0103-\u0163i pun\u0103 ventuzele \u015fi s\u0103 nu-\u0163i ias\u0103 din vorb\u0103
\nC\u0103 ce \u015ftie ea?<\/p>\n

\u00cenainte n-o prea vedeai la fa\u0163\u0103, c\u0103 purta maram\u0103,
\nZ\u0103velca lung\u0103, acolo, abia-i sclipeau gleznele,
\nDar o ghiceai pe-a frumoas\u0103 \u2013 \u015fi-o furai, domnule,
\nO luai pe cal, \u015fi-o f\u0103ceai muierea ta, era o dulcea\u0163\u0103,
\nDar acum pe cine s\u0103 furi? Uita\u0163i-v\u0103-n jur, pe cine s\u0103 furi?<\/p>\n

Altfel era via\u0163a, mai tacticoas\u0103, umblai \u00een c\u0103ma\u015f\u0103 lung\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103
\nSpre dou\u0103zeci de ani, c\u0103 ziceau c\u0103 e\u015fti copil, la dou\u0103zeci de ani
\n\u00cembr\u0103cai izmenele, te-ncingeai cu br\u00e2ul \u015fi plecai dup\u0103 fete,
\nLe \u00eenc\u00e2ntai din fluier.<\/p>\n

Nu mai sunt r\u00e2nduielile alea, treierai cu caii,
\nVedeai cum se suce\u015fte lan\u0163ul pe steaj\u0103r, la urm\u0103-ntorceai caii,
\nR\u0103m\u00e2nea jos gr\u00e2ul ca aurul. Aveai stupi, oi,
\nBeai c\u00e2te-un putinei de lapte b\u0103tut \u015fi te \u015ftergeai la gur\u0103 cu m\u00e2tca,
\nM\u00e2ncai un geac de br\u00e2nz\u0103, coceai floricele,
\nNici m\u0103laiul nu mai e
\nA\u015fa de dulce, c\u00e2nd \u00eel spoia mama cu coc\u0103
\n\u015ei f\u0103cea pe deasupra flori cu lingura ,
\nDup\u0103 aia \u00eel b\u0103ga-n \u0163est.
\nZ\u0103bicul are alt gust.
\n\u015ei vitele parc\u0103 sunt mai proaste, c\u0103 \u0163in minte
\nC\u00e2nd se ducea mama s\u0103 mulg\u0103 vacile \u00een obor,
\nVi\u0163eii, care st\u0103teau ale\u015fi \u00een curte, cum o vedeau cu oala \u00een m\u00e2n\u0103
\nS\u0103reau, se gudurau pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 ea.
\n\u015eti\u0163i c\u0103 \u015fi anul acesta Prica iar mi-a r\u0103mas stearp\u0103?
\n\u015ei vitele sunt mai proaste, asculta\u0163i-m\u0103 pe mine.<\/p>\n

Po\u0163i s\u0103 discu\u0163i cu femeia lucrurile astea? C\u0103 nu po\u0163i.
\nNici copii nu mai face ca lumea,
\nS\u0103-\u0163i umple casa, s\u0103 te sim\u0163i om,
\nUna-dou\u0103 \u00eei leap\u0103d\u0103, zice c\u0103 a r\u00e2vnit la varz\u0103 acr\u0103 \u015fi n-a
\nG\u0103sit la repezeal\u0103 \u015fi i-a lep\u0103dat,
\nOri c-a r\u00e2vnit la cire\u015fe iarna, \u015fi de unde s\u0103 ia, \u015fi s-a st\u00e2rpit,
\nBazaconii \u2013 nu vor s\u0103 dea-n greu,
\nDe-aia s-a-mpu\u0163inat lumea.
\n\u00cenainte c\u00e2nd veneau turcii pe-aici cine-i lua la palme? \u2013 c\u00e2te zece-doisprezece
\nS\u0103reau din c\u00e2te-un copac pe turc, lui Baba Novac pe-aici \u00eei pl\u0103cea
\nS\u0103 se bat\u0103 cu ei, de ne l\u0103uda \u015fi Mihai Viteazul:
\n\u201eDa\u0163i m\u0103, b\u0103ga-i-a\u015f la ududoi, s\u0103 mai stea \u015fi pe-acas\u0103.\u201d<\/p>\n

Dar discut\u0103 astea cu Maria B\u0103lii \u2013 uite-o c\u0103 vine \u2013 toat\u0103 ziua prin od\u0103i \u2013 s\u0103 vezi ce zice,
\nC\u0103 ea a stat toat\u0103 via\u0163a cu fundu\u2019 pe c\u0103ma\u015f\u0103 degeaba \u015fi nici tabla
\n\u00cenmul\u0163irii n-o \u015ftie.
\n– M\u0103rie, c\u00e2t fac f\u0103, nou\u0103 ori opt? Care e, f\u0103, capitala Portugaliei?
\n– \u00censoar\u0103-te, m\u0103, T\u00e2rziule, \u015fi nu mai lozi aci, cu copiii,
\nC\u0103 ai \u015fi-nceput s\u0103 iei culoarea cerii.
\n– P\u0103i g\u0103se\u015fte-mi tu una, care s\u0103-mi plac\u0103 \u015fi s\u0103-mi pupe m\u00e2na la comand\u0103,
\nC\u0103 acum o iau.
\n– \u00cen n\u0103dejdea aia, vezi s\u0103 nu te pupe moartea rece.<\/p>\n

Nea Marin al lui Mo\u015fu P\u0103tru se apropia bine de cincizeci de ani,
\nDar nu se hot\u0103ra s\u0103 se-nsoare, toate aveau c\u00e2te-un cusur,
\nEra poreclit T\u00e2rziu, dar numai Maria B\u0103lii \u00eendr\u0103znea s\u0103-i spun\u0103 \u00een fa\u0163\u0103,
\nDe\u015ftept, iscoditor, cuno\u015ftea bine ce-a fost \u00eenainte pe la noi,
\nAvea parc\u0103 alt puls, dat cu o sut\u0103 de ani \u00een urm\u0103,
\nL\u0103crima sec pentru stricarea r\u00e2nduielilor \u015fi dup\u0103 cum citise el \u00een
\nNorii de la cornul Caprii, nu era de-a bun\u0103.
\nSe-ntoarce lumea cu curu-n sus \u015fi se scufund\u0103 p\u0103m\u00e2ntul.
\nCasa lor b\u0103tr\u00e2n\u0103, de mo\u015fneni domoli \u015fi a\u015feza\u0163i,
\nIntra \u00eencet \u00een p\u0103m\u00e2nt.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

de Marin Sorescu La noi muierea pupa m\u00e2na b\u0103rbatului P\u00e2n\u0103 mai adineauri \u2013 zicea Marin al lui P\u0103tru, \u015ei din dumneata nu-l scotea niciodat\u0103, \u00cei f\u0103cea trei, patru copii, dar nu \u00eendr\u0103znea s\u0103-i zic\u0103 tu, Cele mai m\u00e2ndre, care se ambi\u0163ionau, nu-i ziceau nicicum. Femeia are socotelile ei, ea s\u0103 \u0163in\u0103 de coada c\u00e2rp\u0103torului, S\u0103…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[5],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1644"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1644"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1644\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1645,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1644\/revisions\/1645"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1644"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1644"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1644"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}