{"id":1725,"date":"2010-12-23T12:45:43","date_gmt":"2010-12-23T10:45:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/?p=1725"},"modified":"2010-12-23T12:54:51","modified_gmt":"2010-12-23T10:54:51","slug":"scari-de-bloc","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/2010\/12\/23\/scari-de-bloc\/","title":{"rendered":"Sc\u0103ri de bloc"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A cedat liftul, exist\u0103 \u015fi lucruri care pier<br \/>\nVoi urca pe jos, 7 etaje c\u0103tre cer.<\/p>\n<p>La parter miroase a ghen\u0103<br \/>\nSe aud manele, c\u00e2ntate de-o balen\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>La primul etaj trag pe n\u0103ri arome de caltabo\u015fi<br \/>\nUn rapsod popular le zice pentru oameni serio\u015fi.<\/p>\n<p>La doi \u015fi la trei simt c\u0103 ame\u0163esc de la sarmale<br \/>\nUn radio dat la maxim transmite stiri absolut mortale.<\/p>\n<p>La patru un pe\u015fte comun e f\u0103cut saramur\u0103<br \/>\nPavarotti doine\u015fte- clar,e un caz de cultur\u0103!<\/p>\n<p>La cinci, pentru nas \u015fi urechi, e lini\u015fte \u015fi pace<br \/>\nPensionarul, s\u0103tul de toate, zace.<\/p>\n<p>La \u015fase, profesorul frige c\u00e2rna\u0163i<br \/>\nRolling Stones c\u00e2nt\u0103 despre rata\u0163i.<\/p>\n<p>La \u015fapte stau eu, aud filme \u015fi miros c\u0103r\u0163i<br \/>\nM\u00e2ncare &#8230; \u201edin p\u0103r\u0163i\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>Pe sear\u0103,cinci covrigi \u00eemi tremur\u0103 \u00een buzunar<br \/>\nColind\u0103torii url\u0103 \u00een tot blocul cu har.<\/p>\n<p>PS<\/p>\n<p>M\u0103 scuza\u0163i pentru rime, promit s\u0103 nu se mai \u00eent\u00e2mple.\ufeff<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A cedat liftul, exist\u0103 \u015fi lucruri care pier Voi urca pe jos, 7 etaje c\u0103tre cer. La parter miroase a ghen\u0103 Se aud manele, c\u00e2ntate de-o balen\u0103. La primul etaj trag pe n\u0103ri arome de caltabo\u015fi Un rapsod popular le zice pentru oameni serio\u015fi. La doi \u015fi la trei simt c\u0103 ame\u0163esc de la sarmale&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1,5],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1725"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1725"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1725\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1728,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1725\/revisions\/1728"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1725"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1725"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1725"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}