Nu m\u0103 omor s\u0103 ascult ce vorbesc oamenii la telefon. Mai ales c\u00e2nd e vorba de o domni\u015foar\u0103, aranjat\u0103 conform standardelor – ceva \u00eentre prostituat\u0103 \u015fi femeie de afaceri. Dac\u0103 insi\u015fti \u015fi vorbe\u015fti la fix 50 de centimetri de urechea mea, e imposibil s\u0103 nu \u00eenregistrez ceva, chiar \u015fi involuntar.<\/p>\n
Am observat c\u0103 ai iPhone (nu \u015ftiu dac\u0103 e 3 sau 4, nu m\u0103 pricep, eu am un Nokia dinainte s\u0103 dispar\u0103 dinozaurii), la cum ar\u0103\u0163i nici nu-mi \u00eenchipuiam s\u0103 fie altfel. Deci, ai fost asear\u0103 \u00een Bamboo \u015fi ai tras o rait\u0103 \u015fi prin Office, a fost super, gen nu \u015ftiu ce.\u00a0 Cum \u00eemprejur\u0103rile m\u0103 oblig\u0103 s\u0103 r\u0103m\u00e2nem aproape um\u0103r la um\u0103r, aflu cam cum st\u0103 treaba prin cluburi \u015fi \u00eemi dau seama c\u0103 nu a\u015f face o figur\u0103 prea fericit\u0103 nici m\u0103car dac\u0103 a\u015f ap\u0103rea \u00eentr-o astfel de loca\u0163ie la sf\u00e2r\u015fitul zilei \u00een care mi-am ridicat salariul. Asta e via\u0163a.<\/p>\n
\u00ce\u0163i e foame? Bun, \u015fi mie, devin \u015fi mai atent. S\u0103 vin\u0103 la tine? Se pare c\u0103 vorbe\u015fti cu o prieten\u0103, bun\u0103! Aduce \u015func\u0103 de la \u0163ar\u0103 \u015fi vrei \u015fi ceap\u0103 de ap\u0103 „din aia de Buz\u0103u”? Vai de mine. Dac\u0103 a\u015f putea, a\u015f face un pas \u00een spate s\u0103 te reanalizez. M-ai terminat, \u00eentrebi dac\u0103 a adus de la m\u0103mica \u015fi ni\u015fte „jum\u0103rele de porc”, din alea de \u00ee\u0163i plac \u0163ie. M\u0103 simt ame\u0163it, nu mai pot s\u0103-\u0163i privesc iPhone-ul \u00een ochi. Parc\u0103 sunt mai preg\u0103tit s\u0103 \u00eenfrunt via\u0163a, am frigiderul plin cu jum\u0103ri \u015fi \u015funci, iar pe balcon am un sac de ceap\u0103 de ap\u0103. Bag c\u00e2teva \u00eentr-o traist\u0103 \u015fi poate m\u0103 reped disear\u0103 prin Office, nu la ag\u0103\u0163at, c\u0103 sunt \u00eensurat, doar a\u015fa de fi\u0163e, s\u0103 v\u0103 umilesc.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Nu m\u0103 omor s\u0103 ascult ce vorbesc oamenii la telefon. Mai ales c\u00e2nd e vorba de o domni\u015foar\u0103, aranjat\u0103 conform standardelor – ceva \u00eentre prostituat\u0103 \u015fi femeie de afaceri. Dac\u0103 insi\u015fti \u015fi vorbe\u015fti la fix 50 de centimetri de urechea mea, e imposibil s\u0103 nu \u00eenregistrez ceva, chiar \u015fi involuntar. Am observat c\u0103 ai iPhone…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[5],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1838"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1838"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1838\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1840,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1838\/revisions\/1840"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1838"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1838"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1838"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}