{"id":1900,"date":"2011-03-04T13:13:02","date_gmt":"2011-03-04T11:13:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/?p=1900"},"modified":"2011-03-04T13:16:07","modified_gmt":"2011-03-04T11:16:07","slug":"cand-cade-pastele","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/2011\/03\/04\/cand-cade-pastele\/","title":{"rendered":"C\u00e2nd e Pa\u015ftele?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Pu\u0163ine dialoguri, la care nu particip, reu\u015fesc s\u0103 m\u0103 enerveze. Iat\u0103 un exemplu:<\/p>\n<p>-Anul acesta c\u00e2nd e Pa\u015ftele?<\/p>\n<p>-Pe 24 aprilie.<\/p>\n<p>-Dar \u00een ce zi a s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2nii?<\/p>\n<p>-Duminica!!!<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Ce bine!<\/p>\n<p>C\u00e2nd respectivele \u00eentreb\u0103ri t\u00e2mpe ies din gura unei doamne care a dep\u0103\u015fit \u00een fug\u0103 prima tinere\u0163e, \u00eemi vine s\u0103&#8230; m\u0103 rog.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Pu\u0163ine dialoguri, la care nu particip, reu\u015fesc s\u0103 m\u0103 enerveze. Iat\u0103 un exemplu: -Anul acesta c\u00e2nd e Pa\u015ftele? -Pe 24 aprilie. -Dar \u00een ce zi a s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2nii? -Duminica!!! &#8211; Ce bine! C\u00e2nd respectivele \u00eentreb\u0103ri t\u00e2mpe ies din gura unei doamne care a dep\u0103\u015fit \u00een fug\u0103 prima tinere\u0163e, \u00eemi vine s\u0103&#8230; m\u0103 rog.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[5],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1900"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1900"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1900\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1904,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1900\/revisions\/1904"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1900"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1900"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1900"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}