{"id":219,"date":"2008-06-05T15:19:54","date_gmt":"2008-06-05T12:19:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/dedes.wordpress.com\/?p=219"},"modified":"2008-06-05T15:19:54","modified_gmt":"2008-06-05T12:19:54","slug":"operatiunea-monstrul","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/2008\/06\/05\/operatiunea-monstrul\/","title":{"rendered":"Operatiunea monstrul"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin:0;\">\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin:0;\">\u00a0<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin:0;\"><span style=\"font-size:14pt;\"><span style=\"font-family:Times New Roman;\">C\u00e2nd se \u00eenc\u0103lze\u015fte afar\u0103 m\u0103 apuc\u0103 dorul de pescuit. \u015ei r\u0103m\u00e2n cu dorul.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin:0;\"><span style=\"font-size:14pt;\"><span style=\"font-family:Times New Roman;\">\u2026\u2026<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin:0;\"><span style=\"font-size:14pt;\"><span style=\"font-family:Times New Roman;\">\u00a0<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin:0;\"><span style=\"font-size:14pt;\"><span style=\"font-family:Times New Roman;\">\u00cen vara aceea eram plin de bani. Aveam<span>\u00a0 <\/span>o suta de lei, \u00eentreag\u0103, albastr\u0103, numai a mea, f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 fie nevoie s\u0103 dau raportul asupra balan\u0163ei financiare a buzunarului meu. O sut\u0103 &#8211; aproape 3 mingi de 35 sau 10 role de gut\u0103 groas\u0103 sau 3 mulinete de 30. Cam astea erau obiectivele mele. Nu aveam pl\u0103ceri perverse, gen ciocoloat\u0103, sucuri, \u00eenghe\u0163at\u0103. Proasta aprovizionare a magazinului s\u0103tesc m\u0103 condamna la hran\u0103 exclusiv ecologic\u0103. Dup\u0103 \u00eendelungi chibzuieli am ajuns \u00een ora\u015f \u015fi mi-am f\u0103r\u00e2mat mica avere pe c\u00e2teva role de gut\u0103, o pung\u0103 de ace de pescuit \u015fi o mulinet\u0103 ruseasc\u0103, cunoscut\u0103 sub numele de tigaie, datorit\u0103 formei. La minge am renun\u0163at, aveam una veche pe care am vulcanizat-o cu un petic grosolan care \u00eemi l\u0103sa p\u0103tr\u0103\u0163ele ro\u015fiatice pe frunte la fiecare lovitur\u0103 de cap.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin:0;\"><span style=\"font-size:14pt;\"><span style=\"font-family:Times New Roman;\"><span>\u00a0<\/span>A\u015fa a \u00eenceput opera\u0163iunea monstrul.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin:0;\"><span style=\"font-size:14pt;\"><span style=\"font-family:Times New Roman;\">Era deja luna iulie, se apropia ziua de na\u015ftere a fratelui meu, iar eu greblam valea Arge\u015fului cu cu trei greut\u0103\u0163i( ustensile de pescuit empirice, un b\u0103\u0163 de 1 metru, dotat cu un inel de s\u00e2rm\u0103 la un cap\u0103t, 20 de metri de gut\u0103, un plumb \u015fi dou\u0103 c\u00e2rlige) \u015fi o lanset\u0103. \u015etiam, sim\u0163eam c\u0103 trebuie s\u0103 pice un trofeu. \u015ei marea \u00eentalnire s-a produs. Ca orice pescar care se respect\u0103, trebuie s\u0103 prezint pu\u0163in undi\u0163a care m-a ajutat s\u0103 fac marea captur\u0103. Pe scurt \u2013 lanset\u0103 Okuma, fir 0,20, c\u00e2rlig numarul 2. Asta e \u00een revistele de pescuit. Eu eram dotat cu un b\u0103\u0163 de salcam pe care prinsesem cu band\u0103 izolatoare tigaia ruseasc\u0103 (puternic\u0103 dar cu un mare cusur c\u00e2r\u00e2ia de speria pe\u015ftii pe o raz\u0103 de un kilometru) iar firul era gros c\u00e2t lan\u0163ul unui manelist actual. D\u0103deam la mrean\u0103\u00a0la cubule\u0163 de br\u00e2nz\u0103. Aveam 12 ani \u015fi nu respectam nici o regula. Lansam dezordonat, plumbul, unul de 3, 4 ori mai greu dec\u00e2t era necesar pleosc\u0103ia \u00eengrozitor iar c\u00e2nd sim\u0163eam cea mai fin\u0103 tr\u0103s\u0103tur\u0103 a pe\u015ftelui smuceam lanseta cu o asemenea violen\u0163\u0103 c\u0103 pe\u015ftii r\u0103m\u00e2neau automat f\u0103r\u0103 una din buze \u015fi eu f\u0103r\u0103 restul corpului lor. Dar\u2026 Atacul a fost scurt, am r\u0103spuns \u00een stilul personal \u015fi am \u00eenceput s\u0103 recuperez cu furie. Sim\u0163eam o greutate imens\u0103 la celalalt cap\u0103t al gutei. \u00cen mod normal trebuia s\u0103 dau fir, s\u0103 obosesc monstrul. Aiureli. Mulinam ca la 100 de metri plat. M\u0103 aflam pe un mal la 2 metri deasupra luciului apei ceea ce \u00eemi \u00eengreuna misiunea. Mulineta ruseasc\u0103 scotea triluri groaznice, parc\u0103 deraia un tren. \u00cen cele din urm\u0103 am adus mreana sub mal \u015fi am \u00eenceput s\u0103 o ridic. Lucioas\u0103, mare c\u00e2t piciorul meu de copil. Un vis. Exact \u00een momentul \u00een care ne aflam fa\u0163\u0103 \u00een fa\u0163\u0103 \u015fi \u00eentindeam m\u00e2na s\u0103 o apuc a deschis gura, s\u0103 trag\u0103 pu\u0163in aer \u00een branhii, \u015fi\u2026 dezastru. Cerul s-a \u00eentunecat \u015fi tot s\u00e2ngele mi s-a adunat \u00een cap. C\u00e2rligul, unul ieftin, nu \u015fi-a facut datoria iar mreana a c\u0103zut \u00een ap\u0103, la picioarele mele care tremurau puternic. Cu picioare de plumb \u015fi creier calcaros m-am \u00eentors acas\u0103. Nu am scos nici un cuv\u00e2nt, ce rost mai avea, nu puteam dec\u00e2t s\u0103 st\u00e2rnesc ni\u015fte z\u00e2mbete \u015fi s\u0103 fiu catalogat drept mincinos.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin:0;\"><span style=\"font-size:14pt;\"><span style=\"font-family:Times New Roman;\">A doua zi ma aflam din nou la datorie. Pe o limb\u0103 de nisip de aceast\u0103 data. Aceea\u015fi lanset\u0103, renun\u0163asem la greut\u0103\u0163i. Primul lanseu, atac violent. \u00cen\u0163ep. Orice urm\u0103 de luciditate a dip\u0103rut. Arunc undi\u0163a \u015fi \u00eencep s\u0103 trag firul cu ambele m\u00e2ini. Am intrat \u00een ap\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 la b\u00e2u, iar c\u00e2nd pe\u015ftele se afla la doar o jum\u0103tate de metru de mine am zmucit cu furie \u015fi \u2026 da, victorie, mrena se t\u0103v\u0103lea neputincioas\u0103 pe mal. Am renun\u0163at la partida de pescuit. Mi-am luat pe\u015ftele \u015fi am plecat acas\u0103. Am fost primit \u00een triumf de c\u0103tre p\u0103rin\u0163i \u015fi veri, care, cei drept \u00een prim\u0103 faz\u0103, au crezut c\u0103 pestele l-am g\u0103sit mort pe malul apei. Nu mai conta c\u0103 \u00eemi erau puse la \u00eendoiala m\u0103estria \u015fi tehnica . Un exemplar superb de mrean\u0103, undeva spre 3 kg, z\u0103cea pe masa din curte.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin:0;\"><span style=\"font-size:14pt;\"><\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin:0;\">[youtube=http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=KVCahEV4D2w]<\/p>\n<p>Personajul interpretat de Marin Moraru chiar a trait in Bucuresti. A murit la cutremurul din 1977.<\/p>\n<p>Personajul cu mreana sunt eu si am supravietuit, pana acum, tuturor cutremurelor.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0 C\u00e2nd se \u00eenc\u0103lze\u015fte afar\u0103 m\u0103 apuc\u0103 dorul de pescuit. \u015ei r\u0103m\u00e2n cu dorul. \u2026\u2026 \u00a0 \u00cen vara aceea eram plin de bani. Aveam\u00a0 o suta de lei, \u00eentreag\u0103, albastr\u0103, numai a mea, f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 fie nevoie s\u0103 dau raportul asupra balan\u0163ei financiare a buzunarului meu. O sut\u0103 &#8211; aproape 3 mingi de 35 sau&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[5],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/219"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=219"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/219\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=219"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=219"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=219"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}