Gr\u0103dina Carpa\u0163ilor are \u015fi tramvaie, iar tramvaiele con\u0163in oameni. Unde sunt oameni sunt \u015fi pove\u015fti. Mai ales \u00een Rom\u00e2nia, \u00een special \u00een Bucure\u015fti.<\/p>\n
Avem un tramvai, un ascult\u0103tor neutru, o b\u0103tr\u00e2n\u0103 cu o nepo\u021bic\u0103 neaflat\u0103 de fa\u0163\u0103, un l\u0103utar b\u0103tr\u00e2n cu acordeon, \u00eenso\u0163it de o feti\u0163\u0103, tot cu acordeon, dar p\u0103r\u0103sit\u0103 de talent, un muncitor \u00een construc\u0163ii cu un prieten Mitic\u0103, \u00a0un domn cu maxilar puternic, dornic de lini\u015fte \u015fi un num\u0103r nedefinit de anonimi. Ce facem cu ei? Nu facem nimic, fac \u015fi singuri. Ascult\u0103torul st\u0103 \u015fi ascult\u0103. Pe la u\u015fa din spate urc\u0103 l\u0103utarul b\u0103tr\u00e2n \u00eenso\u0163it de feti\u0163\u0103. Muncitorul \u00een construc\u0163ii, echipat regulamentar, pantofi cu bot ascu\u0163it, pantaloni negri tivi\u0163i discret cu stelu\u0163e de var , geac\u0103 din cea mai neecologic\u0103 piele ecologic\u0103. L\u0103utarul c\u00e2nt\u0103, muncitorul simte c\u0103 are o datorie. Scoate 5 lei, d\u0103ruie\u015fte masa, sun\u0103 imediat pe prietenul Mitic\u0103 \u015fi comand\u0103 o melodie. Se c\u00e2nt\u0103, dar se face \u015fi una special\u0103: \u201eS\u0103 tr\u0103iasc\u0103 domn Mitic\u0103\/\u015etiu c\u0103 are leafa mic\u0103\/ \u00cei c\u00e2nt\u0103m la telefon\/ S\u0103 ajung\u0103 mare domn<\/em>\u201d. C\u0103 tot veni vorba de domn, \u00een scen\u0103 intr\u0103 domnul cu maxilar puternic montat pe un cap la fel de mare ca \u015fi trupul. Recomand\u0103 din spatele mu\u015fchilor eviden\u0163i ca doritorii de dedica\u0163ii muzicale s\u0103 coboare la prima, s\u0103 se duc\u0103 \u00een parc \u015fi s\u0103 continue petrecerea. Vrea s\u0103 circule \u00een lini\u015fte. L\u0103utarul \u00een\u0163elege mesajul \u015fi-l pune pe muzic\u0103:\u201dBoierul cu banu gros\/ Comand\u0103 s\u0103 ne d\u0103m jos<\/em>\u201d. Doamna cu nepo\u021bica neprezent\u0103 simte c\u0103 nu a mai vorbit de foarte mult \u00a0\u015fi intr\u0103 abrupt \u00een discu\u0163ie. Nu este de acord cu exilarea petrecerii \u00een parc \u201eDe ce s\u0103 mearg\u0103 \u00een parc? Acolo oamenii vor s\u0103 se relaxeze. Poate m\u0103 duc cu nepotica la aer curat \u015fi vreau s\u0103 stau lini\u015ftit\u0103\u201d. L\u0103utarul e cu vorbele la el \u015fi percepe mesajul ca pe o m\u00e2n\u0103 de ajutor:\u201dS\u0103 tr\u0103iasc\u0103 nepo\u0163ica\/ C\u0103 o duce-n parc bunica<\/em>\u201d. Domnul se sup\u0103r\u0103, doamna se inflameaz\u0103, muncitorul mai comand\u0103 o melodie, cobor\u00e2nd vioi um\u0103r la um\u0103r cu l\u0103utarul \u0219i fata care nu va face carier\u0103 \u00een muzic\u0103. Ascult\u0103torul ascult\u0103 \u00een continuare, ascult\u0103 \u0219i \u00eenghite.<\/p>\n \u00cen sec.<\/p>\n La mul\u021bi ani, Dumitre!<\/p>\n PS<\/p>\n Strict autentic.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Gr\u0103dina Carpa\u0163ilor are \u015fi tramvaie, iar tramvaiele con\u0163in oameni. Unde sunt oameni sunt \u015fi pove\u015fti. Mai ales \u00een Rom\u00e2nia, \u00een special \u00een Bucure\u015fti. Avem un tramvai, un ascult\u0103tor neutru, o b\u0103tr\u00e2n\u0103 cu o nepo\u021bic\u0103 neaflat\u0103 de fa\u0163\u0103, un l\u0103utar b\u0103tr\u00e2n cu acordeon, \u00eenso\u0163it de o feti\u0163\u0103, tot cu acordeon, dar p\u0103r\u0103sit\u0103 de talent, un muncitor…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[5],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2264"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2264"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2264\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2269,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2264\/revisions\/2269"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2264"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2264"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2264"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}