{"id":2538,"date":"2012-04-20T13:09:48","date_gmt":"2012-04-20T11:09:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/?p=2538"},"modified":"2012-04-20T13:13:37","modified_gmt":"2012-04-20T11:13:37","slug":"curcanul","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/2012\/04\/20\/curcanul\/","title":{"rendered":"Curcanul"},"content":{"rendered":"

Curcanul era ca un om. Nes\u0103tul. De tot \u015fi de toate. Aprig la m\u00e2ncare, iute la m\u00e2nie, pofticios p\u00e2n\u0103 peste poate la partea femeiasc\u0103.<\/p>\n

La \u00eenceput au fost boabele de porumb. O \u00eentreag\u0103 turm\u0103 de p\u0103s\u0103ret f\u0103cea foamea din cauza gu\u015fei sale f\u0103r\u0103 fund. Nici chiar coco\u015ful cu pinteni de 5 centimetri nu reu\u015fea s\u0103-\u015fi asigure un tain \u00eendestul\u0103tor. A fost nevoie ca st\u0103p\u00e2nii ogr\u0103zii s\u0103 suplimenteze ra\u0163ia pentru ca \u00een ograd\u0103 s\u0103 existe un pic de echilibru alimentar.<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>Mai apoi a fost m\u00e2nia. Coco\u015ful a fost primul care a sim\u0163it-o pe propria creast\u0103, a urmat pisica \u015fi chiar c\u0103\u0163elul. \u00cen final oamenii trebuiau s\u0103 se \u00eenarmeze cu un b\u0103\u0163 pentru a putea traversa ograda mic\u0103. B\u0103\u0163ul \u00eel \u0163inea la distan\u0163\u0103, dar a v\u0103zut \u00een el un semn de sl\u0103biciune al oamenilor.<\/p>\n

La final a venit pofta nest\u0103vilit\u0103 a trupului. Curcile cu greu mai faceau fa\u0163\u0103 apetitului s\u0103u nest\u0103vilit pentru \u00eemperechere. Cum coco\u015ful \u00ee\u015fi ar\u0103tase limitele, a \u00eenceput s\u0103 curteze cu for\u0163a \u015fi g\u0103inile. Pentru c\u0103 nu citise nicio poezie, habar nu avea c\u0103 „iubirea cu for\u0163a se cheam\u0103 viol”. Sub povara celor peste 10 kilograme ale sale, dou\u0103 g\u0103inu\u015fe mai pl\u0103p\u00e2nde s-au mutat mai repede \u00een raiul p\u0103s\u0103resc, f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 mai treac\u0103 prin purgatoriul buc\u0103t\u0103riei, iar o a treia cu greu \u00ee\u015fi revine dup\u0103 secundele de dragoste.<\/p>\n

Cum totul se pl\u0103te\u015fte, curcanul a fost judecat sumar cu o bard\u0103. Dup\u0103 o perioad\u0103 friguroas\u0103 petrecut\u0103 \u00een temni\u0163a congelatorului, acum \u00ee\u015fi \u00eenc\u0103lze\u015fte oasele \u00een cuptorul p\u00e2ntecos, inso\u0163it de o m\u00e2n\u0103 de ierburi aromate.<\/p>\n

\u00centr-o t\u00e2rn\u0103 c\u00e2\u0163iva curcani mici stau piti\u0163i \u00een ou\u0103, a\u015ftept\u00e2nd s\u0103 vad\u0103 lumina.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Curcanul era ca un om. Nes\u0103tul. De tot \u015fi de toate. Aprig la m\u00e2ncare, iute la m\u00e2nie, pofticios p\u00e2n\u0103 peste poate la partea femeiasc\u0103. La \u00eenceput au fost boabele de porumb. O \u00eentreag\u0103 turm\u0103 de p\u0103s\u0103ret f\u0103cea foamea din cauza gu\u015fei sale f\u0103r\u0103 fund. Nici chiar coco\u015ful cu pinteni de 5 centimetri nu reu\u015fea s\u0103-\u015fi…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[5],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2538"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2538"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2538\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2545,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2538\/revisions\/2545"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2538"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2538"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2538"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}