{"id":2635,"date":"2012-06-14T13:08:38","date_gmt":"2012-06-14T11:08:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/?p=2635"},"modified":"2012-06-14T13:14:43","modified_gmt":"2012-06-14T11:14:43","slug":"o-lectie-de-viata-cu-o-rata","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/2012\/06\/14\/o-lectie-de-viata-cu-o-rata\/","title":{"rendered":"O lec\u0163ie de via\u0163\u0103 cu o ra\u0163\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u00cemi plac animalele \u015fi cum mi-am propus s\u0103 \u00eencerc s\u0103 nu m\u0103 mai gr\u0103besc niciodat\u0103 catre nimic, de multe ori m\u0103 opresc s\u0103 le admir comportamentul. Pe malul lacului Her\u0103stru un c\u00e2ine se juca cu un bou. C\u00e2inele era brac german, boul era cet\u0103\u0163ean european. Bipedul \u00eei arunca de zor o minge patrupedului, iar acesta vesel i-o aducea. La un moment dat, omul simte nevoia de o glum\u0103 \u015fi arunc\u0103 mingea \u00een mijlocul apei, fix \u00een locul unde se b\u0103l\u0103ceau ni\u015fte r\u0103\u0163u\u015fte. C\u00e2inele sare, dar instinctul e mai puternic dec\u00e2t dresajul, uit\u0103 de minge \u015fi \u00eencepe s\u0103 se ocupe de ra\u0163e. Boul r\u00e2dea, c\u00e2inele \u00eenota, ra\u0163ele disperate \u00eenotau \u015fi mai tare. Apare un paznic, care \u00eel someaz\u0103 pe european s\u0103 rezolve situa\u0163ia, pentru c\u0103 \u00een cazul unui accident vor pl\u0103ti \u00eempreun\u0103 ra\u0163ele de noi. Brusc boul devine om \u015fi \u00eencepe s\u0103 \u00eenjure c\u00e2inele neascult\u0103tor. C\u00e2inele, lovit de surzenie, se ocupa de ra\u0163e, de fapt doar de una, care se rupsese de grup. C\u00e2nd situa\u0163ia era la un pas s\u0103 devin\u0103 dramatic\u0103, bracul \u00ee\u015fi reaminte\u015fte de st\u0103p\u00e2n, abandoneaz\u0103 prada \u015fi se \u00eendreapt\u0103 c\u0103tre mal. At\u00e2t i-a trebuit ra\u0163ei (ca orice b\u0103rbat a\u015f fi tentat \u00een fa\u0163a unui act de curaj s\u0103 spun c\u0103 la mijloc ar fi un mascul, de\u015fi via\u0163a mi-a demonstrat c\u0103 sexul slab ne dep\u0103\u015fe\u015fte \u00een mod constant la acest capitol) a pornit furibund\u0103 pe urmele c\u00e2inelui \u015fi c\u00e2nd acesta era la un pas de mal l-a pi\u015fcat de un picior cu ciocul.<!--more--> Normal, c\u00e2inele a reac\u0163ionat \u015fi cursa de urm\u0103rire a fost reluat\u0103. Iar \u00eenjur\u0103turi \u015fi scandal, \u015fi dup\u0103 alte 3 minute c\u00e2inele revine c\u0103tre \u0163\u0103rm f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 se fi atins de ra\u0163\u0103. Normal c\u0103 la \u00eentoarcere ra\u0163a a atact din nou, iar \u00een momentul c\u00e2nd c\u00e2inele fusese fixat de st\u0103p\u00e2n cu ajutorul lan\u0163ului a \u00eenceput o adev\u0103rat\u0103 demonstra\u0163ie de for\u0163\u0103 chiar la malul lacului, cu ra\u0163a ridic\u00e2ndu-se \u00een zbor deasupra luciului apei \u00a0defil\u00e2nd \u00een st\u00e2nga \u015fi \u00een dreapta, r\u0103zboinic, prin fa\u0163a c\u00e2inelui imobilizat. Priveam hipnotizat c\u00e2nd la c\u00e2ine, c\u00e2nd la ra\u0163\u0103 \u015fi \u00een\u0163elegeam c\u0103 tocmai primisem o lec\u0163ie despre impruden\u0163\u0103, prostie \u015fi curaj.<\/p>\n<p>PS<\/p>\n<p>Am revenit dup\u0103 3 zile \u00een acela\u015fi loc, nici urm\u0103 de ra\u0163e, m\u0103 tem de r\u0103zbunarea boului, c\u00e2inele \u00een\u0163elesese cum st\u0103 treaba din prima.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00cemi plac animalele \u015fi cum mi-am propus s\u0103 \u00eencerc s\u0103 nu m\u0103 mai gr\u0103besc niciodat\u0103 catre nimic, de multe ori m\u0103 opresc s\u0103 le admir comportamentul. Pe malul lacului Her\u0103stru un c\u00e2ine se juca cu un bou. C\u00e2inele era brac german, boul era cet\u0103\u0163ean european. Bipedul \u00eei arunca de zor o minge patrupedului, iar acesta&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[5],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2635"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2635"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2635\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2639,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2635\/revisions\/2639"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2635"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2635"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2635"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}