{"id":2903,"date":"2013-02-13T18:52:25","date_gmt":"2013-02-13T16:52:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/?p=2903"},"modified":"2013-02-13T18:56:18","modified_gmt":"2013-02-13T16:56:18","slug":"un-om-intre-oameni","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/2013\/02\/13\/un-om-intre-oameni\/","title":{"rendered":"Un om \u00eentre oameni"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/pizap.com13607660925631.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-2904\" title=\"pizap.com13607660925631\" src=\"http:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/pizap.com13607660925631-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/pizap.com13607660925631-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/pizap.com13607660925631.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a>Ce leg\u0103tur\u0103 exist\u0103 \u00eentre un contabil, un intelectual,\u00a0 B\u0103lcescu, religie, Laleaua Neagr\u0103, Winnetou \u015fi o capr\u0103? Aparent niciuna. Un scurt dialog telefonic \u2013 strict autentic- \u00a0\u00eentre \u00a0contabila prim\u0103riei din\u00a0 satul *+* \u015fi vecinul \u00a0intelectual din aceea\u0219i localitate, relatat de una din p\u0103r\u0163i, e liantul care reune\u015fte toate aceste ingrediente. Motivul telefonului? Unul vital, a \u201en\u0103scut\u201d capra!<\/p>\n<p>-Alooo, contabilo, \u00a0aici e un om \u00eentre oameni, erai sub\u021bire ca o \u0219tevie c\u00e2nd ai venit la noi \u00een sat! Alo, contabilo!<\/p>\n<p>-Da, domn\u2019 profesor.<\/p>\n<p>-A f\u0103tat capra!<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Ce a f\u0103tat ?<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Pe Dumnezeul meu ,\u00a0 a f\u0103tat pe Laleaua Neagr\u0103 \u0219i pe Winnetou!<\/p>\n<p>Restul a fost t\u0103cerea&#8230;iezilor.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ce leg\u0103tur\u0103 exist\u0103 \u00eentre un contabil, un intelectual,\u00a0 B\u0103lcescu, religie, Laleaua Neagr\u0103, Winnetou \u015fi o capr\u0103? Aparent niciuna. Un scurt dialog telefonic \u2013 strict autentic- \u00a0\u00eentre \u00a0contabila prim\u0103riei din\u00a0 satul *+* \u015fi vecinul \u00a0intelectual din aceea\u0219i localitate, relatat de una din p\u0103r\u0163i, e liantul care reune\u015fte toate aceste ingrediente. Motivul telefonului? Unul vital, a \u201en\u0103scut\u201d&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[5],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2903"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2903"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2903\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2906,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2903\/revisions\/2906"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2903"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2903"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2903"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}