{"id":2936,"date":"2013-03-20T15:04:46","date_gmt":"2013-03-20T13:04:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/?p=2936"},"modified":"2013-04-15T13:57:17","modified_gmt":"2013-04-15T11:57:17","slug":"idila","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/2013\/03\/20\/idila\/","title":{"rendered":"Idil\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/cuplu_50268900.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-2939\" title=\"cuplu_50268900\" src=\"http:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/cuplu_50268900-300x120.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"120\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/cuplu_50268900-300x120.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/cuplu_50268900.jpg 387w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a>\u00cemi plac femeile! Femeile ca specie, departe de mine alte g\u00e2nduri. Se pare c\u0103 \u0219i ele m\u0103 plac. Chiar azi am avut parte de o reconfirmare a acestui lucru. Nu e pu\u021bin lucru s\u0103 mergi pe strad\u0103, mai precis printr-o pia\u021b\u0103, sub soarele bl\u00e2nd de martie, \u0219i s\u0103 te treze\u0219ti abordat direct \u0219i f\u0103r\u0103 ocoli\u0219uri. Uneori ar\u0103t bine, azi nu \u0219tiu cum ar\u0103tam, dar se pare c\u0103 eram irezistibil. \u201dM\u00eenca\u021bi-a\u0219 &#8230;. ta de om b\u0103rbat, care nu dai tu o bere.Acum!\u201d. O fraz\u0103 plin\u0103 de promisiuni rostit\u0103 de o doamn\u0103. Dac\u0103 vreau s\u0103 intru \u00een am\u0103nunte descriptive a\u0219 zice c\u0103 mi-a vorbit un fel de smochin\u0103 pe dou\u0103 picioare, f\u0103r\u0103 pic de dinte \u00een gur\u0103, trecut\u0103 de 50 ani, cu un p\u0103r despre care a\u0219 putea spune doar c\u0103 am v\u0103zut m\u0103turi de strad\u0103 mai \u00eengrijite. Dar de ce s\u0103 stric romantismul momentului \u0219i s\u0103 intru \u00een descrieri (nu lua\u021bi \u00een considerare fraza de mai sus). <!--more-->\u00cen fond, ce eram \u00een acea clip\u0103 dec\u00e2t un b\u0103rbat \u0219i o femeie r\u0103t\u0103ci\u021bi \u00een secolul XXI?Timid am \u00eencercat s\u0103 vin cu o replic\u0103 pe m\u0103sura abord\u0103rii, dar nu am reu\u0219it, a\u0219a c\u0103 am \u00eentrebat-o dac\u0103 nu vrea un m\u0103r (avem unul \u00een m\u00e2n\u0103). Cu delicate\u021be a declinat oferta r\u00e2z\u00eendu-mi cu gingiile care nu mai v\u0103zuser\u0103 un incisiv, molar sau premolar de ani buni: \u201d\u0218i ce s\u0103-i fac, s\u0103-l sug p\u00e2n\u0103 iese \u021buic\u0103 din el?\u201d. Cum nu am \u0219tiut s\u0103 speculez momentul, o mai veche meteahn\u0103 a mea, doamna m-a p\u0103r\u0103sit subit fiind atras\u0103 de un b\u0103tr\u00e2nel minion care t\u00e2ra dup\u0103 el un bidon de 2,5 litri, plin ochi cu bere Bucegi.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00cemi plac femeile! Femeile ca specie, departe de mine alte g\u00e2nduri. Se pare c\u0103 \u0219i ele m\u0103 plac. Chiar azi am avut parte de o reconfirmare a acestui lucru. Nu e pu\u021bin lucru s\u0103 mergi pe strad\u0103, mai precis printr-o pia\u021b\u0103, sub soarele bl\u00e2nd de martie, \u0219i s\u0103 te treze\u0219ti abordat direct \u0219i f\u0103r\u0103 ocoli\u0219uri&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[5],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2936"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2936"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2936\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2994,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2936\/revisions\/2994"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2936"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2936"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2936"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}