Peste tot citesc statistici despre c\u00e2te victime fac accidentele auto, alcoolismul, consumul de pulpe de pui injectate, salamul cu soia, violen\u0163a domestic\u0103… Nimeni nu scoate un cuv\u00e2nt despre c\u00e2t de r\u0103u ne face propria prostie. Dac\u0103 o ai \u00een doze mici supravie\u0163uie\u015fti modest, ne\u015ftiut, necunoscut. Dac\u0103 o posezi \u00een doze mari, ajungi milionar \u015fi sf\u00e2r\u015fe\u015fti \u00een pu\u015fc\u0103rie. Uita\u0163i-v\u0103 la domnul Becali (r\u0103ut\u0103cio\u015fii ar putea spune c\u0103 o parte dintre noi ne putem uita \u00een oglind\u0103). Pe lume s-au mai v\u0103zut minuni, uneori po\u0163i s\u0103 scapi \u015fi din ghearele unei boli incurabile, \u00een schimb c\u00e2nd la mijloc e vorb\u0103 de prostie zdrav\u0103n\u0103 nici Divinitatea nu are ce face. Diavolul e at\u00e2t de de\u015ftept \u00eenc\u00e2t lucreaz\u0103 doar cu pro\u015fti. Prostia a f\u0103cut mai multe victime dec\u00e2t Marea Cium\u0103. \u015etiu, nu am v\u0103zut de\u015ftep\u0163i nemuritori, dar ace\u015ftia c\u00e2nd dispar intr\u0103 \u00een primele statistici (auto, pulpe, violen\u0163\u0103…) Ce mi-a venit cu prostia?, mai ales c\u0103 de diminea\u0163\u0103 nici nu m-am uitat \u00een oglind\u0103 \u015fi nici pe domnul Becali nu l-am v\u0103zut la TV. Am circulat cu autobuzul 168 (pe scurt:o doamn\u0103 s-a op\u0103rit cu propria cafea \u00een timp ce autobuzul rula cu vitez\u0103 \u015fi ea \u00eencerca s\u0103 citeasc\u0103 ziarul Libertatea, un domn cu vat\u0103 \u00een urechi se chinuia s\u0103-\u015fi fixeze ni\u015fte c\u0103\u015fti minuscule \u00een orificiile deja ocupate, dup\u0103 care panicat \u00eencerca s\u0103 extrag\u0103 vata cu un creion, iar un domni\u015for brunet dorind \u00a0s\u0103 scuipe un trec\u0103tor \u00een timp ce autovehicolul rula s-a trezit cu fa\u0163a plin\u0103 de autorespect).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Peste tot citesc statistici despre c\u00e2te victime fac accidentele auto, alcoolismul, consumul de pulpe de pui injectate, salamul cu soia, violen\u0163a domestic\u0103… Nimeni nu scoate un cuv\u00e2nt despre c\u00e2t de r\u0103u ne face propria prostie. Dac\u0103 o ai \u00een doze mici supravie\u0163uie\u015fti modest, ne\u015ftiut, necunoscut. Dac\u0103 o posezi \u00een doze mari, ajungi milionar \u015fi sf\u00e2r\u015fe\u015fti…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[5],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3027"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3027"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3027\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3028,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3027\/revisions\/3028"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3027"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3027"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3027"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}