Scenetele umoristice nu mai au succes la TV pentru c\u0103 s-au mutat \u00een strad\u0103. Ce nevoie mai avem de actori, regizori \u0219i scenari\u0219ti c\u00e2nd putem s\u0103 juc\u0103m noi \u00een\u015fine, zi de zi, \u00een scheciuri \u00a0satirice, absurde, tragi-comice.<\/p>\n
Ast\u0103zi, cu o u\u015foar\u0103 foame \u00een g\u00e2t m-am decis s\u0103 cump\u0103r o pung\u0103 de grisine. Am pl\u0103tit cu o bancnot\u0103 de cinci lei \u015fi am primit rest patru buc\u0103\u021bi de c\u00e2te un leu, dup\u0103 ce \u00een prealabil am fost \u00eentrebat dac\u0103 nu am \u015fi „bani mai mici\u201d. Deci cinci lei sunt bani mari, a\u0219a c\u0103 \u00eencurajat de aceast\u0103 presupus\u0103 prosperitate de moment am decis s\u0103 iau \u0219i o eugenie, ce s\u0103 mai… am vrut s\u0103-mi fac de cap. Extrag din cei patru lei de pe tejghea o bancnot\u0103 mai r\u0103p\u0103noas\u0103 \u0219i o \u00eemping spre v\u00e2nz\u0103tor. \u201dAl\u021bii nu ave\u021bi?\u201d, vine \u00eentrebarea pe care nu o a\u0219teptam. Sunt curios \u00a0ce are s\u0103-i repro\u0219eze \u00a0respectivului leu. \u201dP\u0103i nu vezi cum arat\u0103, rupt, sp\u0103l\u0103cit. Ce s\u0103 mai fac cu el?\u201d. Semn r\u0103u, deja m\u0103 tutuia. \u00cencerc s\u0103-l fac s\u0103 \u00een\u021beleag\u0103 c\u0103 leul tocmai l-am primit de la el, c\u0103 i-a fost proprietar cu un minut \u00een urm\u0103. \u201dA\u0219a o fi (deja nu mai era sigur de desf\u0103\u0219urarea faptelor), da nu sunt prost s\u0103-l iau \u00eenapoi\u201d. Am \u00een\u021beles mesajul \u0219i cum \u00eemi pierise pofta de desf\u0103t\u0103ri gastronomice la pung\u0103, am decis s\u0103 pornesc demersurile pentru a-mi recupera cei 5 lei ini\u021biali. Un nou e\u0219ec, demonstr\u00e2ndu-mi c\u0103 e om cu suflet mare, v\u00e2nz\u0103torul a \u00eenh\u0103\u021bat leul r\u0103p\u0103nos, mi-a aruncat \u00een m\u00e2n\u0103 cele dou\u0103 produse \u0219i la final m-a pov\u0103\u021buit s\u0103 am grij\u0103 cu ce bani vin la cump\u0103r\u0103turi pentru \u00a0al\u021bii nu sunt la fel de \u00een\u021beleg\u0103tori. Poft\u0103 bun\u0103!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Scenetele umoristice nu mai au succes la TV pentru c\u0103 s-au mutat \u00een strad\u0103. Ce nevoie mai avem de actori, regizori \u0219i scenari\u0219ti c\u00e2nd putem s\u0103 juc\u0103m noi \u00een\u015fine, zi de zi, \u00een scheciuri \u00a0satirice, absurde, tragi-comice. Ast\u0103zi, cu o u\u015foar\u0103 foame \u00een g\u00e2t m-am decis s\u0103 cump\u0103r o pung\u0103 de grisine. Am pl\u0103tit cu…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[5],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3058"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3058"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3058\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3060,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3058\/revisions\/3060"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3058"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3058"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3058"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}