{"id":3104,"date":"2013-09-02T13:05:54","date_gmt":"2013-09-02T11:05:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/?p=3104"},"modified":"2013-09-02T13:19:31","modified_gmt":"2013-09-02T11:19:31","slug":"balada-unui-greier","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/2013\/09\/02\/balada-unui-greier\/","title":{"rendered":"Balada unui greier mic"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>*Aten\u0163ie, postarea urm\u0103toare con\u0163ine descrierea unor scene de violen\u0163\u0103 sc\u0103pat\u0103 de sub control.<\/p>\n<p>\u00cen ciuda str\u0103duin\u0163elor \u00a0personale, dar \u015fi ale vecinilor, oriunde s-ar afla ei \u015fi eu, continui s\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eenc\u0103p\u0103\u0163\u00e2nez s\u0103 doresc s\u0103 dorm noapte de noapte. Cum vara \u00eemi place s\u0103 \u00a0apuc \u00een n\u0103ri \u015fi c\u00e2te un firicel de aer mai proasp\u0103t, peste noapte ferestrele \u015fi u\u015fa spre balcon sunt deschise larg, fapt ce m-a transformat \u00eentr-un adev\u0103rat specialist al motoarelor de motociclet\u0103, scuter, autobuz, camion, automobil. C\u00eend credeam c\u0103 nimic nu m\u0103 mai poate surprinde, nici m\u0103car noul vecin care vorbe\u015fte la telefon, probabil cu un surd sau o surd\u0103, \u00een mod constant \u00eentre 3 \u015fi 4 diminea\u0163a am avut parte de un \u015foc. Un \u015foc mare produs de un corp mic. Un greiere, probabil sc\u0103pat din iad, urla din toate picioru\u015fele aflate \u00een dotare fix \u00een creierul meu, exact c\u00e2nd somnul e mai dulce, pe la 4.15, c\u00e2nd \u00ee\u015fi termin\u0103 vecinul convorbirile nocturne. Uluit de prezen\u0163a unui greiere la asemenea \u00een\u0103l\u0163ime, am \u00eenchis rapid u\u015fa balconului, de\u015fi brusc m-a b\u00e2ntuit o b\u0103nuial\u0103 c\u0103 perversul vecin ori face pe greierele la telefon, ori a prins unul \u015fi-l tortureaz\u0103. Orice u\u015fa \u00eenchis\u0103 deschide o alta. Nici nu plonjasem bine pe cearceaf, c\u0103 greierele a \u00eenceput s\u0103 c\u00e2nte cu o furie \u015fi mai mare, bucuros c\u0103 nu mai era pertubat nici de zgomotul de fond. Lucrurile erau clare, bestia se afla \u00een proximitatea mea, ascuns \u00eentr-un ungher, r\u00e2z\u00e2nd sardonic de chinurile mele. <!--more-->Cu min\u0163ile pierdute am fugit la debara, de unde am revenit \u00een camer\u0103 \u00eenarmat cu un tub de insecticid. Am pulverizat f\u0103r\u0103 mil\u0103, p\u0103str\u00e2nd camera perfect \u00eenchis\u0103 pentru a nu exista nicio sc\u0103pare, dup\u0103 care m-am pr\u0103bu\u015fit \u00een pat la propriu. Chiar dac\u0103 nu m\u0103 simt e clar c\u0103 am ceva de g\u00e2ndac \u00een mine, iar insecticidul \u00ee\u015fi f\u0103cea treaba. Respir\u00e2nd sacadat, aproape orbit de chimicalele moderne eram decis s\u0103 adorm, lini\u015ftea c\u00e2nt\u0103rind mai greu dec\u00e2t \u00a0 disconfortul fizic. \u00a0Nu a durat mult \u015fi greirele, \u00een mod evident drogat, \u015fi-a reluat activitatea. E clar c\u0103 notele nu-i mai ie\u015feau la fel de bine, dar la decibeli st\u0103tea perfect. Cu un ultim efort, am aprins toate luminile disponibile \u00een camer\u0103 \u015fi cu o privire tulbure am reperat bestia, z\u0103cea tolanit\u0103 pe parchet. \u00cenarmat cu un papuc din cauciuc, un model pe cale de dispari\u0163ie, dar la care \u0163in foarte mult, am plonjat peste greiere dispus la o lupt\u0103 corp la corp. Cu dib\u0103cie, f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 v\u0103d mare lucru, dar baz\u00e2ndu-m\u0103 pe instinctele mele, i-am aplicat 16-17 lovituri de papuc, care probabil l-au l\u0103sat f\u0103r\u0103 tencuial\u0103 pe tavan pe bl\u00e2ndul profesor care locuie\u015fte sub mine. P\u0103r\u0103sind locul luptei, cu coada ochiului am z\u0103rit cadavrul greierului l\u0103\u0163it pe pardoseala din lemn. L-am lasat s\u0103 zac\u0103 \u015fi m-am cufundat \u00eentr-un somn profund \u00een care coruri \u00eentregi de copii \u00eemi recitau poezia G\u00e2nd\u0103celul de Elena Farago. Ora\u015ful se trezea, iar zorii \u00eemi r\u00e2deau ca ni\u015fte retarzi la geam.<\/p>\n<p>PS1<\/p>\n<p>La trezire, dornic s\u0103 examinez cadavrul greierelui, am constatat c\u0103 m-am luptat \u015fi am \u00eenvins o frunz\u0103 de frasin.<\/p>\n<p>PS2<\/p>\n<p>Sim\u0163ind c\u0103 noaptea nu am sim\u0163ul umorului, greierele nu a mai revenit.<\/p>\n<p>PS3<\/p>\n<p>\u00cen toat\u0103 aceast\u0103 \u00eencle\u015ftare nebun\u0103, singura fiin\u0163\u0103 vie r\u0103nit\u0103 (ca s\u0103 nu zic animal) am fost eu.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>*Aten\u0163ie, postarea urm\u0103toare con\u0163ine descrierea unor scene de violen\u0163\u0103 sc\u0103pat\u0103 de sub control. \u00cen ciuda str\u0103duin\u0163elor \u00a0personale, dar \u015fi ale vecinilor, oriunde s-ar afla ei \u015fi eu, continui s\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eenc\u0103p\u0103\u0163\u00e2nez s\u0103 doresc s\u0103 dorm noapte de noapte. Cum vara \u00eemi place s\u0103 \u00a0apuc \u00een n\u0103ri \u015fi c\u00e2te un firicel de aer mai proasp\u0103t, peste&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[5],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3104"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3104"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3104\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3112,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3104\/revisions\/3112"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3104"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3104"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3104"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}