{"id":3217,"date":"2014-01-09T13:28:47","date_gmt":"2014-01-09T11:28:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/?p=3217"},"modified":"2014-01-09T15:33:54","modified_gmt":"2014-01-09T13:33:54","slug":"invataturile-domnuli-x-catre-prietenul-sau-y","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/2014\/01\/09\/invataturile-domnuli-x-catre-prietenul-sau-y\/","title":{"rendered":"\u00cenv\u0103\u0163\u0103turile domnului x c\u0103tre prietenul s\u0103u  y!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Vrei s\u0103 ai succes? \u015ei carier\u0103 \u015fi femei? S\u0103 nu exager\u0103m, o lu\u0103m u\u015for, \u00eencepem cu femeile, carier\u0103 faci \u015fi mai la toamna vie\u0163ii, dar ac\u0163iunea doar \u0163i-o \u00eenchipui. Deci, r\u0103m\u00e2nem pe mi\u015fcare. Totul st\u0103 \u00een atitudine \u015fi echipament. Echipamentul e universal \u015fi face trimiteri c\u0103tre bun\u0103stare. \u00cen primul r\u00e2nd telefonul. Acum e musai s\u0103 ai o \u0163igl\u0103 din asta c\u00e2t mai lat\u0103 \u015fi mai plat\u0103. E punctul de plecare, ai n-ai treab\u0103 trebuie s\u0103 ai telefonul la vedere, te faci c\u0103 lucrezi ceva, dai email-uri, sms-uri, e\u015fti prins, ocupat, abia mai respiri, chiar dac\u0103 zaci \u00een bar sau club de mai bine de 2 ore. Pantofii &#8211; e clar &#8211; sunt negri, talp\u0103 sub\u0163ire, piele fin\u0103, eventual l\u0103cuit\u0103. Costumul e stas, corporatist, negru, spune din start ceva despre salariu. E frig de mori afara tu esti la costum, mai pui cel mult un paltonas subtire, de forma, nu sa tin\u0103 de cald. Apari a\u015fa peste tot, e clar c\u0103 tu ai ma\u015fin\u0103, nu stai ca fraierul s\u0103 tremuri prin sta\u0163ii RATB. Tremuri? E las\u0103, e\u015fti t\u00e2n\u0103r. La fel \u015fi pantoful, nu conteaz\u0103 c\u0103 e z\u0103pada de un metru, ce e\u015fti bo\u015forog s\u0103 iei ghete? Tu ai ma\u015fin\u0103, ma\u015fin\u0103 puternic\u0103. La fel \u015fi vara. Lumea moare de cald, tu la costum negru pentru c\u0103&#8230; bravo, ai ghicit: ai ma\u015fin\u0103 cu aer condi\u0163ionat. Cu p\u0103rul nu mai discut\u0103m, stai \u015fi c\u00e2te dou\u0103 ore \u00een fa\u0163a oglinzii s\u0103 \u00eel aranjezi c\u00e2t mai neglijent. Vorbe\u015fti pu\u0163in. Da, \u015ftiu, nu e\u015fti prost, dar totu\u015fi de ce s\u0103 ai surprize. Stai cu chirie \u00een cea mai mic\u0103 garsonier\u0103 posibil\u0103 \u015fi ai doar un pat pliant? Mai r\u0103u, locuie\u015fti cu mama, tata, bunicii. E\u015fti Mircea Badea?<!--more-->Nu! Ok. Nu conteaz\u0103 cu cine stai, c\u00e2nd o aduci \u00een loca\u0163ie \u00eei explici repede c\u0103 la tine e ocupat momentan c\u0103 a venit o sor\u0103, o m\u0103tu\u015f\u0103 din provincie ceva cu un copil bolnav la spital. Nu e cazul s\u0103 \u00ee\u0163i faci probleme. Ma\u015fina e \u00een service, e clar, ai f\u0103cut o liniu\u0163\u0103 cu un fraier \u015fi \u0163i-a zg\u00e2riat pu\u0163in o arip\u0103, a\u015fa c\u0103 merge \u015fi un taxi. \u00a0Dup\u0103 schimbul de fluide, dac\u0103 din gre\u015feal\u0103 ajunge\u0163i \u015fi la schimbul de idei vei constata c\u0103 \u015fi ea e la fel de dotat\u0103 \u00een materie de aparen\u0163e. Dac\u0103 o \u015fi speli pe fa\u0163\u0103 e treaba ta, nu r\u0103spund pentru \u015focuri, nu sunt de la SMURD. Ideea e simpl\u0103. Dac\u0103 la ea e \u00eentuneric \u015fi \u00een cap \u015fi \u00een buzunar, treci mai departe, ai bifat. Dac\u0103 e \u00eentuneric doar \u00een cap, iar buzunarul str\u0103luce\u015fte r\u0103m\u00e2i pe loc \u015fi insi\u015fti. Cum?, las\u0103 s\u0103 ajungi acolo \u015fi mai vedem. Dac\u0103 e lumin\u0103 la mansard\u0103 nu am ce s\u0103-\u0163i fac, se l\u0103mure\u015fte singur\u0103. Hai c\u0103 nu e greu s\u0103 fi b\u0103rbat de succes. Eu de ce nu sunt? Pai r\u0103cesc repede \u015fi port haine groase \u015fi nici nu am de la cine s\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eemprumut s\u0103-mi iau telefon de ultim\u0103 genera\u0163ie. Hai c\u0103 data viitoare \u00ee\u0163i explic \u015fi cum st\u0103 treaba cu cariera.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Vrei s\u0103 ai succes? \u015ei carier\u0103 \u015fi femei? S\u0103 nu exager\u0103m, o lu\u0103m u\u015for, \u00eencepem cu femeile, carier\u0103 faci \u015fi mai la toamna vie\u0163ii, dar ac\u0163iunea doar \u0163i-o \u00eenchipui. Deci, r\u0103m\u00e2nem pe mi\u015fcare. Totul st\u0103 \u00een atitudine \u015fi echipament. Echipamentul e universal \u015fi face trimiteri c\u0103tre bun\u0103stare. \u00cen primul r\u00e2nd telefonul. Acum e musai s\u0103&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[5],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3217"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3217"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3217\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3223,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3217\/revisions\/3223"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3217"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3217"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3217"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}