{"id":3356,"date":"2014-08-21T18:56:19","date_gmt":"2014-08-21T16:56:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/?p=3356"},"modified":"2014-08-21T21:18:42","modified_gmt":"2014-08-21T19:18:42","slug":"domnul-dan","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/2014\/08\/21\/domnul-dan\/","title":{"rendered":"Domnul Dan"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/collage2.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-3357\" title=\"collage2\" src=\"http:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/collage2-99x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"99\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/collage2-99x300.jpg 99w, https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/collage2-337x1024.jpg 337w, https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/collage2.jpg 396w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 99px) 100vw, 99px\" \/><\/a>A debutat pe scen\u0103 sub numele de Otr\u0103vi\u0163\u0103, probabil din cauza activit\u0103\u0163ilor de bebelu\u015f \u00eend\u0103r\u0103tnic, dar cum a \u00een\u0163eles repede cum st\u0103 treaba pe lumea asta, s-a lini\u015ftit \u015fi a devenit D\u0103nu\u0163. Un D\u0103nu\u0163 care l-a \u0163inut ani buni, chiar dac\u0103 \u00eentre timp \u015fi-a atras \u015fi alte forme de apelare. \u00cen liceu s-a impus drept Conu\u2019, poate \u015fi din cauza unui tic verbal, dar \u015fi a felului u\u015for altfel\u00a0 de a spune pove\u015fti \u015fi de a interpreta lucrurile. O confuzie de bun augur i-a adus porecla tat\u0103lui: Dede.\u00a0 Sim\u0163ind nevoia s\u0103 contribuie cu ceva la acest nume glorios, dar \u015fi din motive tehnice legate de mo\u015firea unui blog,\u00a0 a venit cu un S \u015fi a\u015fa a ap\u0103rut DedeS. C\u00e2nd credea c\u0103 s-a obi\u0219nuit cu toate numele posibile s-a trezit strigat (la locul de munc\u0103, unul plin de tineri) Domnul Dan. Domnul Dan azi, Domnul Dan m\u00e2ine, \u0219i \u00eentr-un t\u00e2rziu \u015fi-a dat seama c\u0103 ceea ce el credea c\u0103 este o glum\u0103 nevinovat\u0103 de interior, nu era deloc o glum\u0103.\u00a0 C\u00e2nd \u00eentr-un alt context \u015fi \u00eentr-un alt cadru s-a pomenit Nea Dan, a aruncat o privire peste um\u0103r, \u00eentr-o oglind\u0103 u\u015for m\u00e2ncat\u0103 de patima ruginii \u015fi a v\u0103zut un b\u0103rbat oarecum asemn\u0103tor cu t\u00e2n\u0103rul pe care-l \u0163inea minte. Nu-i place Domnul Dan, dar e con\u015ftient c\u0103 i se va face dor \u015fi de aceast\u0103 formul\u0103 nedorit\u0103 atunci c\u00e2nd \u00eentr-un autobuz un t\u00e2n\u0103r \u00eel va bate pe um\u0103r \u015fi-l va \u00eentreba senin: \u201eTataie, vrei s\u0103 stai jos?\u201d. Bolnav de respect, Domnul Dan ar da ni\u015fte ani s\u0103 nu mai fie at\u00e2t de respectat !<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A debutat pe scen\u0103 sub numele de Otr\u0103vi\u0163\u0103, probabil din cauza activit\u0103\u0163ilor de bebelu\u015f \u00eend\u0103r\u0103tnic, dar cum a \u00een\u0163eles repede cum st\u0103 treaba pe lumea asta, s-a lini\u015ftit \u015fi a devenit D\u0103nu\u0163. Un D\u0103nu\u0163 care l-a \u0163inut ani buni, chiar dac\u0103 \u00eentre timp \u015fi-a atras \u015fi alte forme de apelare. \u00cen liceu s-a impus drept&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[5],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3356"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3356"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3356\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3360,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3356\/revisions\/3360"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3356"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3356"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3356"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}