{"id":3363,"date":"2014-08-25T12:18:02","date_gmt":"2014-08-25T10:18:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/?p=3363"},"modified":"2014-08-25T12:18:02","modified_gmt":"2014-08-25T10:18:02","slug":"cochetarie-extrema","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/2014\/08\/25\/cochetarie-extrema\/","title":{"rendered":"Cochet\u0103rie extrem\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/collage.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-3364\" title=\"collage\" src=\"http:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/collage-300x151.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"151\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/collage-300x151.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/collage-1024x516.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/collage.jpg 1200w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a>Dresat de via\u021ba bulevardului care mi se scurge pe sub ferestre, ori de c\u00e2te ori aud o bubuitur\u0103, m\u0103 prezint \u00een balcon s\u0103 v\u0103d ce accident s-a mai produs. S\u00e2mb\u0103t\u0103, pe \u00eenserat un troleibuz nervos a luat \u00een plin un domn, care circula sc\u0103pat de sub control pe mijlocul \u0219oselei, \u00a0\u0219i l-a trimis la odihn\u0103 sub botul unei ma\u0219ini Opel bine \u00eentre\u021binut\u0103. Destul de viguros, domnul nu a stat foarte mult timp \u00eentins pe asfalt, \u0219i-a str\u00e2ns \u00een grab\u0103 c\u00e2teva din efectele personale rispite pe jos \u0219i s-a repezit, al\u0103turi de un prieten-martor, spre troleibuz. Experien\u021ba \u00eemi spunea c\u0103 urmeaz\u0103 un set de \u00eenjur\u0103turi \u0219i eventual o partid\u0103 de box. Aiurea! Ignor\u00e2nd-ul pe \u0219ofer, destul de marcat de eveniment, accidentatul s-a postat \u00een fa\u021ba unui geam, a scos din buzunar un pieptene \u0219i a \u00eenceput tacticos s\u0103-\u0219i aranjeze p\u0103rul. Opera\u021biunea a durat ceva timp, doar apari\u021bia unui echipaj Smurd l-a \u00eentrerupt pe respectivul domn din ferchezuial\u0103. C\u00e2nd a ap\u0103rut \u0219i poli\u021bia (doi subofi\u021beri care s-au deplasat la fa\u021ba locului pe jos) accidentatul tocmai se sp\u0103la tacticos pe m\u00e2ini \u00eentr-o b\u0103ltoac\u0103 format\u0103 pe trotuar. Cum omul ie\u0219ise la o plimbare de relaxare, a refuzat invita\u021bia celor de la Smurd de a merge la spital \u0219i dup\u0103 ce a semnat c\u00e2teva h\u00e2rtii \u0219i-a continuat deplasarea, relaxat \u0219i cu p\u0103rul atent aranjat.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dresat de via\u021ba bulevardului care mi se scurge pe sub ferestre, ori de c\u00e2te ori aud o bubuitur\u0103, m\u0103 prezint \u00een balcon s\u0103 v\u0103d ce accident s-a mai produs. S\u00e2mb\u0103t\u0103, pe \u00eenserat un troleibuz nervos a luat \u00een plin un domn, care circula sc\u0103pat de sub control pe mijlocul \u0219oselei, \u00a0\u0219i l-a trimis la odihn\u0103&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[5],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3363"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3363"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3363\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3365,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3363\/revisions\/3365"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3363"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3363"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3363"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}