{"id":3381,"date":"2014-10-12T09:57:22","date_gmt":"2014-10-12T07:57:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/?p=3381"},"modified":"2014-10-12T09:57:22","modified_gmt":"2014-10-12T07:57:22","slug":"ce-ne-plac-limbile","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/2014\/10\/12\/ce-ne-plac-limbile\/","title":{"rendered":"Ce ne plac limbile!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Tat\u0103 responsabil de elev silitor, \u00een luna septembrie, am, n-am treab\u0103, alerg dup\u0103 manuale prin libr\u0103rii, \u00een cadrul maratonului care s\u0103rb\u0103tore\u015fte \u00eenv\u0103\u0163\u0103m\u00e2ntul gratuit.<\/p>\n<p>Ultima \u0163int\u0103 a reprezentat-o manualul de Limba francez\u0103 pentru clasa a 8-a. \u015etiam o libr\u0103rie unde puteam merge la fix, ghinionul a f\u0103cut s\u0103 o prind mai mult \u00eenchis\u0103, dar, \u00een cele din urm\u0103 \u00eentr-o diminea\u0163\u0103 plumburie de septembrie am nimerit-o deschis\u0103. Indecent de goal\u0103, libr\u0103ria m-a \u00eent\u00e2mpinat pl\u0103cut din punct de vedere auditiv, un pian \u00ee\u015fi f\u0103cea de cap, dar dezastruos din punct de vedere olfactiv, \u00een zon\u0103 cineva probabil sp\u0103lase butoiul \u00een care anul trecut a z\u0103cut varza murat\u0103. Vizual nu comentez, nu pun etichete doamnelor.<br \/>\nAm salutat, \u015fi am intrat abrubt \u00een dialog \u00eentreb\u00e2nd de Limba francez\u0103. \u201eAvem, sigur c\u0103 avem, dar pentru cine o iei, un frate, o sor\u0103?\u201d, dup\u0103 care v\u00e2nz\u0103toarea mi-a \u00eempro\u015fcat fa\u0163a cu un z\u00e2mbet uria\u015f. Cum \u00eenc\u0103 am sim\u0163urile \u00een regul\u0103, mi-am dat seama c\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eendrept f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 fac niciun pas spre o zon\u0103 periculoas\u0103. A\u015fa c\u0103 \u00eencerc s\u0103 parez cu o replic\u0103 care s\u0103-mi l\u0103mureasc\u0103 \u015fi v\u00e2rsta \u015fi ocupa\u0163iile \u201emintale\u201d. \u201ePentru fata mea o cump\u0103r\u201d. Parat pe naiba, ca o turturea nevinovat\u0103 mi-am pus direct piciorul \u00een la\u0163. \u201eAaaa, \u015ftii s\u0103 faci fete. Ce mi-ar pl\u0103cea \u015fi mie s\u0103 fac o fat\u0103&#8230;dar nu am cu cine\u201d. \u00cenghit \u00een sec \u015fi m\u0103 uit insistent spre degetul unde vedeam c\u0103 zv\u00e2cne\u015fte acuzator o verighet\u0103. Alt z\u00e2mbet, \u00een\u0163elege unde bat \u015fi spune: \u201e eee, aparen\u0163e\u201d. Nu m\u0103 laud cu asta, dar c\u00e2nd m\u0103 simt \u00eencol\u0163it devin u\u015for b\u0103d\u0103ran. \u201eCum facem cu manualul, \u00eel pl\u0103tesc sau trebuie s\u0103 \u00ee\u0163i fac o fat\u0103?\u201d. Normal c\u0103 grosol\u0103nia e perceput\u0103 drept o glum\u0103 de mare angajament, \u015fi ha\u0163 mai \u00eencasez un z\u00e2mbet. \u201eP\u0103i cum vrei\u201d. Duc m\u00e2na dreapt\u0103 spre pantaloni, evit elegant cureaua \u015fi o \u00eenfig \u00een buzunar&#8230;.<br \/>\n\u00cen mod normal urmarea ar fi c\u0103: am constatat c\u0103 nu am niciun leu la mine, dar am plecat cu cartea \u00een din\u0163i.<br \/>\nNici vorb\u0103, la mine banii nu sunt o problem\u0103 (am cunoscu\u0163i care \u015ftiu bine asta \u015fi tocmai de aceea \u00eemi dau \u0163epe pe band\u0103 rulant\u0103) a\u015fa c\u0103 am extras 26 de lei din buzunar, am achitat cartea , i-am z\u00e2mbit larg v\u00e2nz\u0103toarei \u015fi am plecat.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tat\u0103 responsabil de elev silitor, \u00een luna septembrie, am, n-am treab\u0103, alerg dup\u0103 manuale prin libr\u0103rii, \u00een cadrul maratonului care s\u0103rb\u0103tore\u015fte \u00eenv\u0103\u0163\u0103m\u00e2ntul gratuit. Ultima \u0163int\u0103 a reprezentat-o manualul de Limba francez\u0103 pentru clasa a 8-a. \u015etiam o libr\u0103rie unde puteam merge la fix, ghinionul a f\u0103cut s\u0103 o prind mai mult \u00eenchis\u0103, dar, \u00een cele&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[5],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3381"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3381"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3381\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3382,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3381\/revisions\/3382"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3381"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3381"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3381"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}