{"id":3453,"date":"2014-11-26T11:48:19","date_gmt":"2014-11-26T09:48:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/?p=3453"},"modified":"2014-11-26T11:54:39","modified_gmt":"2014-11-26T09:54:39","slug":"un-baiat-bun","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/2014\/11\/26\/un-baiat-bun\/","title":{"rendered":"Un b\u0103iat bun!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Nu, nu sunt eu. E altul, un anonim, un libidinos, un trist care \u00een lips\u0103 de ceva mai bun s-a g\u00e2ndit s\u0103 ma indispun\u0103 oferind, \u00een mod repetat, locul \u00een autobuz (l-a oferit de trei ori \u0219i l-a recuperate de dou\u0103, evident ca s\u0103 poat\u0103 s\u0103-l cedeze). M\u0103 deranja c\u0103 autobuzul era aproape gol, iar traficul de locuri se f\u0103cea l\u00e2ng\u0103 mine \u00een timp ce eu \u00eencercam s\u0103 citesc o biografie a lui Panait Istrati. Amabilul ochea doamne \u00een v\u00e2rst\u0103 (pentru fluiditatea textului ar fi meritat s\u0103 spun babe, dar nu o fac) \u0219i de cum p\u0103\u0219eau \u00een mijlocul de transport le lua cu asalt. Ultima victim\u0103, o doamn\u0103 smochinit\u0103, dar totu\u0219i intens rujat\u0103, a \u00eencercat s\u0103 decline oferta, dar t\u00e2n\u0103ra dihanie, bolnav\u0103 de\u00a0 amabilitate, nu s-a l\u0103sat u\u0219or, insist\u00e2nd s\u0103 ajute o doamn\u0103 care nu se vroia ajutat\u0103. Chiar \u0219i a\u0219a, doamnei i-a sc\u0103pat un: \u201dDoamne, ce b\u0103iat bun, dac\u0103 ar fi to\u021bi a\u0219a!\u201d, dup\u0103 care hodoronc \u2013tronc se uit\u0103 la mine, care la r\u00e2ndul meu m\u0103 uitam peste um\u0103rul ei la cele dou\u0103 scaune libere pe care nu avea cine \/ cui s\u0103 le ofere. Dornic\u0103 s\u0103 intre \u00een posesia \u201dpremiului\u201d, rapid\u0103 ca o panter\u0103 \u00eemp\u0103iat\u0103 pentru un miliardar de carton, doamna smochinit\u0103 nu a observat faptul c\u0103 de b\u0103r\u00e2ne\u021be covorul cauciucat al autobuzului \u00ee\u0219i schimbase relieful. Un pas gre\u0219it \u0219i trosc doamna se \u00eenfige cu ochelarii \u00een bara din fa\u021b\u0103. Rama ochelarilor cedeaz\u0103, un bra\u021b r\u0103m\u00e2ne bine fixat pe dup\u0103 ureche, \u00een timp ce lentilele prinse \u00een ram\u0103 se b\u0103l\u0103ng\u0103nesc prin fa\u021ba obrazului \u00eentr-un echilibru fragil sus\u021binute de cel\u0103lalt bra\u021b.<\/p>\n<p>Observ scena, amabilul d\u00e9j\u00e0 \u00ee\u0219i luase vitez\u0103 spre partea din fa\u021b\u0103 a autobuzului, \u0219i brusc simt cum inima salt\u0103 \u00een mine \u0219i \u00eencepe s\u0103 danseze o hor\u0103 a bucuriei \u00eendr\u0103cit\u0103 (da, \u0219tiu, nu e frumos, da nu am putut s\u0103 m\u0103 ab\u021bin), dup\u0103 care bun\u0103tatea \u00a0d\u0103 pe dinafar\u0103 \u0219i o \u00eentreb lini\u0219tit pe doamn\u0103: \u201dDac\u0103 nu era un b\u0103iat a\u0219a bun, poate avea\u021bi \u0219i acum ochelarii \u00eentregi?\u201d. Doamna tace, aflase pre\u021bul amabilit\u0103\u021bii. A\u0219 fi vrut s\u0103-I ofer \u0219i locul meu, dar o palid\u0103 urm\u0103 de omenie m-a \u00eempiedicat s\u0103 duc lucrurile p\u00e2n\u0103 la cap\u0103t. E clar, \u00eenc\u0103 nu sunt preg\u0103tit pentru Rom\u00e2nia lucrului bine f\u0103cut!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Nu, nu sunt eu. E altul, un anonim, un libidinos, un trist care \u00een lips\u0103 de ceva mai bun s-a g\u00e2ndit s\u0103 ma indispun\u0103 oferind, \u00een mod repetat, locul \u00een autobuz (l-a oferit de trei ori \u0219i l-a recuperate de dou\u0103, evident ca s\u0103 poat\u0103 s\u0103-l cedeze). M\u0103 deranja c\u0103 autobuzul era aproape gol, iar&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[5],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3453"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3453"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3453\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3458,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3453\/revisions\/3458"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3453"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3453"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3453"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}