{"id":3520,"date":"2015-02-16T15:13:54","date_gmt":"2015-02-16T13:13:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/?p=3520"},"modified":"2015-02-16T15:20:23","modified_gmt":"2015-02-16T13:20:23","slug":"cele-50-de-barbi-ale-lui-dede","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/2015\/02\/16\/cele-50-de-barbi-ale-lui-dede\/","title":{"rendered":"Cele 50 de b\u0103rbi ale lui Dede"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"cv8uj\"<\/a>De mai bine de un deceniu am renun\u021bat s\u0103 ma mai barbieresc chiar \u0219i la zile mari \u0219i trebuie s\u0103 spun c\u0103 m\u0103 sim\u021beam bine cu aceast\u0103 alegere. De c\u00e2teva luni lini\u0219tea s-a dus!Nu mai vezi un manelist f\u0103r\u0103 o spoial\u0103 funinginoas\u0103 de barb\u0103 trasat\u0103 cu rigla \u0219i nici nu te mai po\u021bi orienta spre barba c\u0103lug\u0103reasc\u0103 pe motiv de apari\u021bie a \u201dlumbersexualilor\u201d, domni cu b\u0103rbi lungi, \u00eengrijite \u00een exces, un fel de oameni ai cavernelor cu muta\u021bie definitiv\u0103 la coafor \u0219i sala de fitness. \u00cen plus au ap\u0103rut \u0219i c\u00e2rduri de doamne sau domni\u0219oare care \u021bin discursuri lungi pe \u0219i despre b\u0103rbile altora, fie c\u0103 sunt hidoase \u0219i c\u0103 ele \u201dnu, niciodat\u0103 cu un astfel de om\u201d, fie c\u0103 sunt frumoase, dar trebuiesc atent \u0219amponate, b\u0103ls\u0103muite, piept\u0103nate, cremuite, de zici c\u0103 vorbesc de un mic animal p\u0103ros de companie, care risc\u0103 s\u0103 moar\u0103 prin n\u0103p\u00e2rlire.<\/p>\n

Observ c\u0103 multe doamne \u00een\u021beleg din conceptul de barb\u0103 cam tot at\u00e2t c\u00e2t pricep mul\u021bi dintre domni din cartea \u0219i filmul cu num\u0103rul mare de umbre ale lui nea Grey.<\/p>\n

Nu am citit filmul, dar am vazut cartea. Primul volum, \u00eentr-un raft de anticariat. A\u0219a c\u0103 pot emite p\u0103reri \u00een total\u0103 necuno\u0219tin\u021b\u0103 de cauz\u0103. \u00cen\u021beleg c\u0103 dincolo de faptul c\u0103 to\u021bi so\u021bii, iubi\u021bii \u0219i aman\u021bii doamnelor care au citit trilogia s-au transformat peste noapte \u00een ni\u0219te p\u0103mp\u0103l\u0103i f\u0103r\u0103 experien\u021b\u0103, exist\u0103 \u0219i unele nemul\u021bumiri: DNA-ul se pl\u00e2nge de lipsa de c\u0103tu\u0219e de pe pia\u021b\u0103 \u00een plin\u0103 campanie de recoltare, iar posesorii de atelaje tractate de cai din sudul \u021b\u0103rii vorbesc de o adev\u0103rat\u0103 criz\u0103 a bicelor, care au disp\u0103rut absolut inexplicail din toate t\u00e2rgurile \u0219i oboarele patriei. C\u0103 de, au \u0219i b\u0103rba\u021bii m\u00e2ndria lor, \u0219i ca s\u0103 nu sufere apostrof\u0103ri peste apostrof\u0103ri \u0219i-au updatat trusele de scule, \u00een care pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 deja clasicele chei, \u0219urubelni\u021be, leviere \u0219i cle\u0219ti au ap\u0103rut acum \u0219i bicele, c\u0103tu\u0219ele, dopurile de plut\u0103, sforile de m\u0103tase. Oricum e clar c\u0103 editorii au pus ceva \u00een cele trei volume, de\u0219i majoritatea cititoarelor spun c\u0103 aceast\u0103 carte e o mare prostie, fac acest lucru \u00eentr-un mod dubios, d\u00e2ndu-\u0219i ochii peste cap \u0219i respir\u00e2nd din ce \u00een ce mai sacadat atunci c\u00e2nd ceri c\u00e2teva am\u0103nunte. \u00cen privin\u021ba filmului observ c\u0103 exist\u0103 dou\u0103 curente, ambele de dezam\u0103gite, una a celor care au mers la un film porno, dar au constatat c\u0103 e insuficient de porno, \u0219i alta a celor care au mers la un film porno \u0219i au observat cu triste\u021be c\u0103 nu este un film porno de art\u0103.<\/p>\n

\u00cen aten\u021bia domnilor: ne apropiem de zilele de 1 \u0219i 8 martie, cu florile \u0219i m\u0103r\u021bi\u0219oarele nu mai face\u021bi treab\u0103, a\u0219a c\u0103 a\u0219tept comenzi, execut bice la comand\u0103!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

De mai bine de un deceniu am renun\u021bat s\u0103 ma mai barbieresc chiar \u0219i la zile mari \u0219i trebuie s\u0103 spun c\u0103 m\u0103 sim\u021beam bine cu aceast\u0103 alegere. De c\u00e2teva luni lini\u0219tea s-a dus!Nu mai vezi un manelist f\u0103r\u0103 o spoial\u0103 funinginoas\u0103 de barb\u0103 trasat\u0103 cu rigla \u0219i nici nu te mai po\u021bi orienta spre…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[5],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3520"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3520"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3520\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3523,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3520\/revisions\/3523"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3520"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3520"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3520"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}