Cum alte op\u021biuni nu mai aveam, \u00eencep s\u0103 rotesc capul pe model ventilator, st\u00e2nga-dreapta, dreapta \u2013 st\u00e2nga p\u00e2n\u0103 c\u00e2nd, cu creierii u\u0219or zdruncina\u021bi observ c\u0103 t\u00e2n\u0103ra cu ochelari \u00eemi tot f\u0103cea cu ochiul, dup\u0103 care m-a \u0219i apucat tandru de m\u00e2n\u0103. E clar, nu exist\u0103 zile proaste \u00een totalitate, \u00eenc\u0103 mai am farmec personal.<\/p>\n Epilog.<\/strong><\/p>\n Aici ar trebui s\u0103 bag ni\u0219te puncte de suspensie \u0219i s\u0103 opresc relatarea. So\u021bia e \u00een\u021beleg\u0103toare \u0219i \u00een particular i-a\u0219 explica situa\u021bia. Dar cum nu am obiceiul s\u0103 pozez \u00een ceea ce nu sunt, revin.<\/p>\n Fata \u00ee\u0219i rotea ochii spre mine de credeam c\u0103 a lovit-o damblaua. M\u0103 \u0219tiu atr\u0103g\u0103tor, dar nici chiar a\u0219a. C\u00e2nd m-a apucat \u0219i cu tandre\u021be de m\u00e2n\u0103 mi-am zis \u201dsunt iar\u0103\u0219i ce am fost \u0219i mai mult dec\u00e2t at\u00e2t\u201d. Din nefericire, mai mult pentru ea dec\u00e2t pentru mine, fata de fapt era speriat\u0103 de un ho\u021b-golan-ageamiu care \u00eencerca s\u0103 o buzun\u0103reasc\u0103, dar nu-i ie\u0219ea deloc. Fiindu-i team\u0103 s\u0103 reac\u021bioneze, mi-a povestit ulterior c\u0103 a mai avut parte de o astfel de experien\u021b\u0103 terminat\u0103 destul de prost, a \u00eencercat s\u0103 ob\u021bin\u0103 pu\u021bin\u0103 protec\u021bie din partea mea invit\u00e2ndu-m\u0103 discret s\u0103 m\u0103 prefac c\u0103 ne-am cunoa\u0219te. Chiar dac\u0103 mai greu, am \u00een\u021beles stratagema \u0219i \u00een final am reu\u0219it s\u0103 ofer \u0219i o privire de ajutor, nu doar s\u0103 deranjez . (\u201dCurios,curios, dar totu\u0219i e bun la ceva\u201d)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Recunosc c\u0103 sunt un om curios, dar unul moderat, chiar discret. A\u0219a scria \u0219i \u00een fi\u0219a postului la prima angajare, s\u0103-mi manifest creativ curiozitatea. \u00cen ciuda a ceea ce am mai povestit pe aici, \u00een autobuz \u00eencerc, cel pu\u021bin \u00een ultima vreme, s\u0103 fiu omul cel mai pu\u021bin curios din c\u00e2\u021bi exist\u0103. Chiar \u0219i a\u0219a,…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[5],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3586"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3586"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3586\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3593,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3586\/revisions\/3593"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3586"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3586"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3586"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}![\"11297782_10207037043274695_728653101_n\"](\"http:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/11297782_10207037043274695_728653101_n.jpg\")
<\/a>Autobuz, ora 9.30, u\u0219or aglomerat, stau pe un scaun, \u00een st\u00e2nga un t\u00e2n\u0103r, \u00een fa\u021b\u0103 o t\u00e2n\u0103r\u0103 cu ochelari \u0219i o tanti foarte mic\u0103 de \u00een\u0103l\u021bime. Cum z\u0103ceam pe scaunul de l\u00e2ng\u0103 culoar, l\u00e2ng\u0103 mine st\u0103tea \u00een picioare un domn cu c\u0103ma\u0219\u0103 dintr-un material infior\u0103tor de sintetic. Igiena precar\u0103 plus materialul c\u0103m\u0103\u0219ii au n\u0103scut o mic\u0103 bomb\u0103 olfactiv\u0103, a\u0219a c\u0103 \u00een mod cert partea dreapt\u0103 \u00eemi era interzis\u0103. Aleg calea u\u0219oar\u0103 \u0219i \u00eemi fixez privirea drept \u00een fa\u021b\u0103. Acolo se afla domni\u0219oara cu ochelari, purta o c\u0103ma\u0219\u0103 foarte str\u00e2ns\u0103 pe bust, motiv pentru care un nasture nu f\u0103cuse fa\u021b\u0103 presiunii \u0219i se desf\u0103cuse. La un moment dat domni\u0219oara sesizeaz\u0103 c\u0103 ofer\u0103 privirii mai mult dec\u00e2t era cazul \u0219i remediaz\u0103 neajunsul, \u00een acela\u0219i timp privindu-m\u0103 acuzator (\u201dgolan b\u0103tr\u00e2n, puteai s\u0103 m\u0103 avertizezi, ru\u0219ine!). Ru\u0219inat \u00eemi \u00eentorc capul cu fix 45 de grade \u00een st\u00e2nga. Gre\u0219eal\u0103, tanti cea mic\u0103 vorbea foarte tare la telefon \u0219i din ce auzeam se certa cu mama ei c\u0103 a consumat toate tampoanele. Brusc \u0219i-a fixat privirea asupra mea ridic\u00e2nd dezaprobator din spr\u00e2ncene (\u201dCe te ui\u021bi? Nu am voie s\u0103 vorbesc la telefon? S\u0103 nu-mi spui c\u0103 nu \u0219tiai c\u0103 femeile folosesc tampoane\u201d). Ca s\u0103 nu o sup\u0103r pe tanti mai mult dec\u00e2t o sup\u0103rase propria mama, \u00eemi revizuiesc op\u021biunile, \u00een dreapta nu se poate, pericol pentru ficat, \u00een fa\u021b\u0103 am fost \u0219i risc s\u0103 fiu luat la palme, a\u0219a c\u0103 mai mi\u0219c axa cu \u00eenc\u0103 30 de grade, mult spre t\u00e2n\u0103rul din st\u00e2nga. Omul avea un telefon c\u00e2t o plac\u0103 de gresie, a\u0219a c\u0103 orb s\u0103 fi fost \u0219i tot vedeam ce discut\u0103 cu \u201diubi\u201d pe whatsapp. Discut\u0103 e un fel de a zice, pe ecran se derula o ceart\u0103 grea din care reie\u0219ea c\u0103 t\u00e2n\u0103rul \u00eei repro\u0219eaz\u0103 lui \u201diubi\u201d c\u0103 o m\u0103n\u00e2nc\u0103 foarte tare \u201dacolo jos\u201d pentru c\u0103 este o \u201dnesp\u0103lat\u0103\u201d \u0219i c\u0103 de c\u00e2nd e cu el nu a v\u0103zut-o s\u0103 se spele \u201dacolo jos\u201d dup\u0103 ce fac ei ce fac, mai rar dec\u00e2t ar vrea el \u0219i mai des dec\u00e2t poate ea s\u0103 se spele. Normal, brusc omul \u00ee\u0219i \u00eentoarce privirea spre mine, deranjat c\u0103 \u00eemi bag nasul \u00een chestii at\u00e2t de intime. ![\"DSCF7628\"](\"http:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/DSCF7628.jpg\")
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