{"id":3659,"date":"2016-02-05T10:53:16","date_gmt":"2016-02-05T08:53:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/?p=3659"},"modified":"2016-02-05T10:53:16","modified_gmt":"2016-02-05T08:53:16","slug":"varste-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/2016\/02\/05\/varste-2\/","title":{"rendered":"V\u00e2rste"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u201ePloua infernal\u201d \u0219i eu m\u0103 plimbam cu \u201eratb-ul\u201d. \u00cemi place c\u0103 ploaia \u00eei face pe oameni mai t\u0103cu\u021bi, uzi, vorbesc mai pu\u021bin. De mai bine de 30 de minute m\u0103 bucuram de t\u0103cere c\u00e2nd deodat\u0103 o t\u00e2n\u0103r\u0103 doamn\u0103 \u00eemi violeaz\u0103 timpanele cu dou\u0103 cuvinte \u021bipate isteric-interogativ: \u201eChiar suta?\u201d. \u201eDa mam\u0103, o suta!\u201d vine r\u0103spunsul pe o tonalitate \u00eenalt\u0103. \u00centorc capul \u0219i v\u0103d c\u0103 l\u00e2ng\u0103 t\u00e2n\u0103r\u0103 se afla o doamn\u0103 \u00een v\u00e2rst\u0103 care purta pe cap pielea par\u021bial \u00eemp\u0103durit\u0103 cu fire de p\u0103r ale unui animal<span class=\"text_exposed_show\"> mort de foarte mult timp. \u201eExtraordinar, 100 de ani\u201d insist\u0103 t\u00e2n\u0103ra, probabil fan\u0103 Dan Negru, omul care a patentat repetarea unei \u00eentrebari p\u00e2n\u0103 la z\u0103p\u0103cirea total\u0103 a interlocutorului. \u201eDa, anul asta i-am f\u0103cut, sunt n\u0103scut\u0103 \u00een 1926\u201d. Un calcul elementar chiar \u0219i pentru autobuz, pe care doamna t\u00e2n\u0103r\u0103 nu vrea s\u0103-l fac\u0103, \u00eemi indic\u0103 c\u0103 doamna \u00een v\u00e2rst\u0103 este decis\u0103 s\u0103 sar\u0103 peste un deceniu din posibila via\u021b\u0103 ulterioar\u0103 pentru a se putea l\u0103uda \u00een fa\u021ba naivilor c\u0103 este centenar\u0103. \u201e100 de ani, da s\u0103 \u0219ti\u021bi c\u0103 v\u0103 \u021bine\u021bi super-bine. Al\u021bii la v\u00e2rsta dumneavoast\u0103 nici nu mai respir\u0103 de foarte mult timp\u201d.<br \/>\n&#8230;.<br \/>\nCu o zi \u00een urm\u0103, o alt\u0103 doamn\u0103 \u00een v\u00e2rst\u0103 se pl\u00e2ngea de&#8230;p\u0103rin\u021bi, cum c\u0103 o \u201eh\u0103m\u0103lesc pe drum\u201d. \u201eDar c\u00e2\u021bi ani au p\u0103rin\u021bii dumneavoast\u0103?\u201d, vine \u00eentrebarea de bun sim\u021b a publicului. \u201e89 tata \u0219i 87 mama\u201d. \u201eInseamn\u0103 c\u0103 \u0219i dumneavoastr\u0103 ave\u021bi m\u0103car 70, v-au f\u0103cut la tinere\u021be?\u201d. \u201eA nu, a\u0219a ar\u0103t eu mai terminat\u0103, nu am f\u0103cut nici 55\u201d.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201ePloua infernal\u201d \u0219i eu m\u0103 plimbam cu \u201eratb-ul\u201d. \u00cemi place c\u0103 ploaia \u00eei face pe oameni mai t\u0103cu\u021bi, uzi, vorbesc mai pu\u021bin. De mai bine de 30 de minute m\u0103 bucuram de t\u0103cere c\u00e2nd deodat\u0103 o t\u00e2n\u0103r\u0103 doamn\u0103 \u00eemi violeaz\u0103 timpanele cu dou\u0103 cuvinte \u021bipate isteric-interogativ: \u201eChiar suta?\u201d. \u201eDa mam\u0103, o suta!\u201d vine r\u0103spunsul pe&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3659"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3659"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3659\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3660,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3659\/revisions\/3660"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3659"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3659"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3659"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}