{"id":3673,"date":"2016-03-02T12:18:48","date_gmt":"2016-03-02T10:18:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/?p=3673"},"modified":"2016-08-23T18:12:23","modified_gmt":"2016-08-23T16:12:23","slug":"rufe-murdare","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/2016\/03\/02\/rufe-murdare\/","title":{"rendered":"Rufe murdare"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"_39k5\">\n<div>\n<div class=\"_2cuy _3dgx _2vxa\">P\u00e2n\u0103 unde se poate merge cu sp\u0103latul rufelor \u00een public? P\u00e2n\u0103 la cap\u0103t, inclusiv cu uscat \u0219i c\u0103lcat&#8230;\u00een picioare, gra\u021bie telefoniei mobile.<\/div>\n<div class=\"_2cuy _3dgx _2vxa\">\u201eMihai, eu nu \u0219tiu ce s\u0103 mai fac. Cred c\u0103 trebuie s\u0103-l d\u0103m la un after-school, poate acolo face ceva, de\u0219i cred c\u0103 se va limita s\u0103 copieze temele ca un robot. Cu ce l-am r\u0103sf\u0103\u021bat eu? I-am luat leul ala de plu\u0219, at\u00e2ta tot. Nu-l mai las la calculator, la tablet\u0103, degeaba, st\u0103 \u00een cas\u0103 si se uit\u0103 la pere\u021bi. M\u0103n\u00e2nc\u0103 ce m\u00e2nc\u0103m \u0219i noi, nu-l mai las la dulciuri. Tu ai plecat duminic\u0103, da luni a venit vecina de sub noi s\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eentrebe ce s-a \u00eent\u00e2mplat. Da, a auzit, ca se aude, cum s\u0103 nu se aud\u0103. P\u0103i am explodat \u0219i eu. Da, la 3-4 diminea\u021ba se aude \u0219i mai bine.Copilul asta m\u0103 omoar\u0103. Ce s\u0103 mai fac \u0219i eu?, s\u0103 aduc \u0219i bani, s\u0103 \u00eemi v\u0103d de cariera mea, s\u0103-l cresc \u0219i pe el. Da, \u0219tiu, \u0219i tu aduci foarte mul\u021bi bani, nu asta am vrut s\u0103 spun. L-am \u00eentrebat ce le-a predat ieri la \u0219coal\u0103. Nu a fost capabil s\u0103 spun\u0103 nimic. Cred c\u0103 \u0219i acolo st\u0103 \u0219i se uit\u0103 pe pere\u021bi. Mihai, eu nu am ce s\u0103-i mai fac, e clar seam\u0103n\u0103 cu tine, lipsit complet de inteligen\u021b\u0103. Da, \u0219tiu, tu te-ai descurcat, dar el&#8230;Sper s\u0103 nu-\u021bi semene la toate, m\u0103 \u00een\u021belegi ce vreau s\u0103 spun,intim, m\u0103 \u00een\u021belegi, c\u0103 atunci nu are nicio \u0219ans\u0103, nu-l ia niciuna, c\u0103 nu sunt toate proaste ca mine. Mihai, eu nu mai rezist. Nu, nu am nimic special s\u0103-\u021bi spun, dar m-am s\u0103turat\u201d.<\/div>\n<div class=\"_2cuy _3dgx _2vxa\">Monologul telefonic al doamnei de 30-40 de ani e \u00eentrerupt de un controlor RATB. Doamna, continu\u0103 s\u0103-l certe pe Mihai pentru prostie \u0219i urma\u0219 \u00een mod direct \u0219i impoten\u021b\u0103 indirect, \u00een timp ce \u00eei ofer\u0103 abonamentul controlorului. Acesta \u00eei spune c\u0103 abonamentul e expirat. \u201eMihai, stai pu\u021bin, c\u0103 a venit cineva s\u0103 m\u0103 frece cu un abonament. Poftim chitan\u021ba, acolo scrie clar c\u0103 mai am abonament dou\u0103 &#8211; trei zile\u201d. Controlorul se uit\u0103 la chitan\u021b\u0103 \u0219i \u00eei spune c\u0103 scrie clar, valabil p\u00e2n\u0103 la 1.03 \u0219i azi suntem \u00een 2. \u201eNu v\u0103d domne ce scrie, c\u0103 nu mai v\u0103d. Nu din cauza ochelarilor de soare, ci pentru c\u0103 la 50 de ani oamenii nu mai v\u0103d. O s\u0103-mi fac alt abonament. Bine, d\u0103-mi cardul \u0219i f\u0103 ce vrei. Ce amend\u0103? Nu am niciun ban p\u00e2n\u0103 pe 10. Da, abonamentul \u00eel face altcineva, de la firm\u0103, ni\u0219te idio\u021bi care trimit oamenii pe teren cu abonamente expirate, da eu nu am bani de amend\u0103. Alo, Mihai, nu \u00eemi faci tu niciun abonament, s\u0103 fac\u0103 idiotul ala de Claudiu, c\u0103 o s\u0103-i bag amenda pe g\u00e2t, c\u0103 a dus firma asta de r\u00e2p\u0103. Mihai, m-am s\u0103turat de at\u00e2\u021bia pro\u0219ti\u201d. \u00cen acest moment doamna s-a uitat la mine. Fix. La prima am cobor\u00e2t, ajunsesem la destina\u021bie.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>P\u00e2n\u0103 unde se poate merge cu sp\u0103latul rufelor \u00een public? P\u00e2n\u0103 la cap\u0103t, inclusiv cu uscat \u0219i c\u0103lcat&#8230;\u00een picioare, gra\u021bie telefoniei mobile. \u201eMihai, eu nu \u0219tiu ce s\u0103 mai fac. Cred c\u0103 trebuie s\u0103-l d\u0103m la un after-school, poate acolo face ceva, de\u0219i cred c\u0103 se va limita s\u0103 copieze temele ca un robot. Cu&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":3526,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[5],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3673"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3673"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3673\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3674,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3673\/revisions\/3674"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/3526"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3673"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3673"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3673"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}