{"id":3708,"date":"2016-07-05T17:51:55","date_gmt":"2016-07-05T15:51:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/?p=3708"},"modified":"2016-08-23T22:03:15","modified_gmt":"2016-08-23T20:03:15","slug":"terorism-de-bucatarie-si-dumnezeu","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/2016\/07\/05\/terorism-de-bucatarie-si-dumnezeu\/","title":{"rendered":"Terorism de buc\u0103t\u0103rie \u0219i \u201eDumnezeu\u201e"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/FotorCreated.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-3709\" src=\"http:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/FotorCreated-300x168.jpg\" alt=\"FotorCreated\" width=\"300\" height=\"168\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/FotorCreated-300x168.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/FotorCreated-1024x575.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/FotorCreated.jpg 1366w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a>Mar\u021bea sunt trei ceasuri rele! A\u0219a am auzit. Acum m-am convins. Ca orice b\u0103rbat care se respect\u0103 la mijlocul s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2nii, la ceas tainic de amurg canicular, preg\u0103team o fleic\u0103 la gratar \u0219i un sos de piper cu fulgi de ardei iute, re\u021bet\u0103 proprie. Cum ac\u021biunea p\u0103rea s\u0103 treneze am apucat telefonul de o arip\u0103 \u0219i am \u00eenceput s\u0103 navighez pe internet. La recomandarea amicului Sile, am ajuns la un text al lui Liviu I., jurnalist \u00a0educat la acela\u0219i liceu ca \u0219i mine. Titlul textului, \u201eA murit Dumnezeu\u201d , m-a ag\u0103\u021bat ca pe un biban mic \u00eentr-un c\u00e2rlig mare.<\/p>\n<p>\u00cen timp ce eram scufundat \u00een text, dintr-o dat\u0103, la 50 de centimetri de mine a avut loc o explozie care m-a f\u0103cut s\u0103 arunc telefonul \u00een tavan \u0219i pe mine s\u0103 m\u0103 a\u0219ez brutal la nivelul gresiei. Instantaneu am priceput ce este \u00een sufletul celor prin\u0219i \u00een mijlocul unui atentat terorist, simteam pericolul, dar nu \u0219tiam de unde vine, cine \u00eel genereaz\u0103 \u0219i c\u00e2t de mare este. \u00cen timp ce analizam textura gresiei \u0219i \u00eembin\u0103rile pe lung \u0219i pe lat, am aflat c\u0103 \u0219i cealalt\u0103 parte a familiei, provenit\u0103 de la sud de Dun\u0103re, poftise la ni\u0219te vinete la cuptor, cu o\u021bet \u0219i alte ingrediente secrete. O v\u00e2n\u0103t\u0103, posibil indispus\u0103 de soarta ei, a explodat pur \u0219i simplu, reu\u0219ind s\u0103 umple cuptorul de semin\u021be \u0219i pe mine de penibil. Cu sufletul \u00een palma st\u00e2ng\u0103, tremur\u00e2nd ca o frunz\u0103 de plop, am decis s\u0103 m\u0103 repun pe picioare cu un vin alb de Hu\u0219i. C\u00e2nd \u00eemi revenisem par\u021bial, am gustat din sosul de piper. O nou\u0103 explozie mi-a pulverizat cerul gurii. M\u0103 a\u0219teptam la picanterii, dar nu la foc \u00a0alimentat cu grenade sub form\u0103 de \u00a0sos.<\/p>\n<p>Cu lacrimi \u00een ochi, am abandonat temporar masa \u0219i am terminat textul, unul foarte bun.<\/p>\n<p>P.S.<\/p>\n<p>Constatare<\/p>\n<p>\u201eDumnezeu\u201e din satul lui Liviu I. era un tip respectat pentru argumentele pe care le putea impune cu cro\u0219ee de st\u00e2nga \u0219i directe de dreapta. Mi-am adus aminte c\u0103 \u0219i \u00een comuna mea exista un \u201eDumnezeu\u201e, era respectat pentru c\u0103 s\u0103pa pu\u021buri \u0219i aducea oamenilor ap\u0103. Ce diferen\u021be uluitoare la c\u00e2\u021biva kilometri distan\u021b\u0103.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mar\u021bea sunt trei ceasuri rele! A\u0219a am auzit. Acum m-am convins. Ca orice b\u0103rbat care se respect\u0103 la mijlocul s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2nii, la ceas tainic de amurg canicular, preg\u0103team o fleic\u0103 la gratar \u0219i un sos de piper cu fulgi de ardei iute, re\u021bet\u0103 proprie. Cum ac\u021biunea p\u0103rea s\u0103 treneze am apucat telefonul de o arip\u0103 \u0219i&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":3709,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1,3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3708"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3708"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3708\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3710,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3708\/revisions\/3710"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/3709"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3708"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3708"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3708"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}