{"id":3712,"date":"2016-07-18T16:47:04","date_gmt":"2016-07-18T14:47:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/?p=3712"},"modified":"2016-08-23T22:02:56","modified_gmt":"2016-08-23T20:02:56","slug":"nicu-bratara","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/2016\/07\/18\/nicu-bratara\/","title":{"rendered":"Nicu \u201eBr\u0103tar\u0103\u201d"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/13699955_10210031535455128_3071609048626066464_n.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-3713\" src=\"http:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/13699955_10210031535455128_3071609048626066464_n-224x300.jpg\" alt=\"13699955_10210031535455128_3071609048626066464_n\" width=\"224\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/13699955_10210031535455128_3071609048626066464_n-224x300.jpg 224w, https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/13699955_10210031535455128_3071609048626066464_n.jpg 295w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 224px) 100vw, 224px\" \/><\/a>Nicu \u201eBr\u0103\u0163ar\u0103\u201d lucreaz\u0103 la o firm\u0103 de salubritate. Nu \u015ftie cum e trecut \u00een cartea de munc\u0103, de fapt nu \u0163ine minte, dar \u00een niciun caz m\u0103tur\u0103tor.<br \/>\nAsta face toat\u0103 ziua, d\u0103 cu m\u0103tura pe str\u0103zi. Are spre 55 de ani \u015fi e sup\u0103rat c\u0103 \u201eastea mici s-au \u015fmecherit\u201d. \u00cei plac femeile. Mai mult dec\u00e2t b\u0103utura. De b\u0103utur\u0103 s-a mai l\u0103sat, de femei niciodat\u0103. \u00cei plac toate, tocmai de aceea nu s-a putut opri la una. \u00cei place \u015fi locul de munc\u0103, \u201ela multe le e ru\u015fine s\u0103 m\u0103ture pe dru<span class=\"text_exposed_show\">muri \u015fi dup\u0103 o lun\u0103 dou\u0103 pleac\u0103 \u015fi vin altele, bucuria mea\u201d. E fericit c\u00e2nd se schimb\u0103 \u201egarda\u201d, dar astea mici ori sunt \u015fmechere r\u0103u, ori le avertizeaz\u0103 \u201ecutrele dinaintea lor\u201d.<br \/>\n\u201eIa uite ce br\u0103\u0163ar\u0103 frumoas\u0103 am g\u0103sit. E mare, eu zic c\u0103 e aur. E de dam\u0103, eu n-am femeie, nu am ce face cu ea. Nu o vrei tu? Dac\u0103 e\u015fti dr\u0103gu\u0163\u0103 \u0163i-o dau\u201d. Nicu g\u0103se\u015fte br\u0103\u0163\u0103ri ori de c\u00e2te ori apare o coleg\u0103 nou\u0103. Dar aude tot mai rar \u201eDa\u201d \u015fi tot mai des \u201eLas-o bre, e coclitur\u0103 d-aia d-a matale, nu merge cu mine\u201d. Un g\u00e2nd negru nu \u00eei d\u0103 pace. Dac\u0103 nu e nicio \u015fmecherie la fetele astea noi \u015fi nu mai e el prezentabil ca \u00eenainte? C\u0103 pe vremuri \u201eerau unili dr\u0103gu\u0163e \u015fi dup\u0103 ce coclea br\u0103\u0163ara\u201d. Oricum, merit\u0103 s\u0103 mai \u00eencerce, tocmai de aceea nu pleac\u0103 niciodat\u0103 de acas\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 o br\u0103\u0163ar\u0103, groas\u0103, lucioas\u0103, \u00een buzunar.<br \/>\nToat\u0103 via\u0163a a dat cu m\u0103tura, are o meserie. Meseria e br\u0103\u0163ar\u0103 de aur!<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Nicu \u201eBr\u0103\u0163ar\u0103\u201d lucreaz\u0103 la o firm\u0103 de salubritate. Nu \u015ftie cum e trecut \u00een cartea de munc\u0103, de fapt nu \u0163ine minte, dar \u00een niciun caz m\u0103tur\u0103tor. Asta face toat\u0103 ziua, d\u0103 cu m\u0103tura pe str\u0103zi. Are spre 55 de ani \u015fi e sup\u0103rat c\u0103 \u201eastea mici s-au \u015fmecherit\u201d. \u00cei plac femeile. Mai mult dec\u00e2t&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":3713,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[5],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3712"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3712"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3712\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3774,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3712\/revisions\/3774"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/3713"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3712"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3712"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3712"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}