{"id":3717,"date":"2016-08-11T12:45:21","date_gmt":"2016-08-11T10:45:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/?p=3717"},"modified":"2016-08-23T22:02:47","modified_gmt":"2016-08-23T20:02:47","slug":"sinucigasul","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/2016\/08\/11\/sinucigasul\/","title":{"rendered":"Sinuciga\u0219ul"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Executam ni\u015fte fotografii de pe unul dintre podurile care traverseaz\u0103 autostrada Bucure\u015fti \u2013 Pite\u015fti, c\u00e2nd l\u00e2ng\u0103 mine parcheaz\u0103 o ma\u015fin\u0103 de poli\u0163ie. Am crezut c\u0103 poli\u0163istul m\u0103 abordeaz\u0103 din cauza bici<a href=\"http:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/13882575_10210222840477634_5674167978163711499_n.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-3718\" src=\"http:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/13882575_10210222840477634_5674167978163711499_n-168x300.jpg\" alt=\"13882575_10210222840477634_5674167978163711499_n\" width=\"168\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/13882575_10210222840477634_5674167978163711499_n-168x300.jpg 168w, https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/13882575_10210222840477634_5674167978163711499_n.jpg 261w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 168px) 100vw, 168px\" \/><\/a>cletei parcate u\u015for abandonat-tr\u00e2ntit.<br \/>\n-Bun\u0103 ziua, ce face\u0163i aici?<br \/>\n-Fotografii!<br \/>\n-Aaaa, credeam c\u0103 face\u021bi altceva!<br \/>\n-Ce altceva?<span class=\"text_exposed_show\"><br \/>\n-Eee&#8230; o prostie.<br \/>\n-S\u0103 m\u0103 sinucid?<br \/>\n-Da.<br \/>\n-P\u0103i de ce a\u0219 face asta?<br \/>\n-Motive sunt destule.<br \/>\n-Nu mi-am dat seama.<br \/>\n-Bravo, sunte\u021bi un fericit!<br \/>\nDup\u0103 acest sc<\/span><span class=\"text_exposed_show\">urt dialog, poli\u021bistul a plecat, destul de ab\u0103tut, la bordul ma\u0219inii de serviciu, lovit\u0103 destul de serios pe o parte. Primul impuls a fost s\u0103 \u00eencalec pe biciclet\u0103 \u0219i s\u0103 \u00eel urm\u0103resc &#8230;s\u0103 nu fac\u0103 omul o prostie.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Executam ni\u015fte fotografii de pe unul dintre podurile care traverseaz\u0103 autostrada Bucure\u015fti \u2013 Pite\u015fti, c\u00e2nd l\u00e2ng\u0103 mine parcheaz\u0103 o ma\u015fin\u0103 de poli\u0163ie. Am crezut c\u0103 poli\u0163istul m\u0103 abordeaz\u0103 din cauza bicicletei parcate u\u015for abandonat-tr\u00e2ntit. -Bun\u0103 ziua, ce face\u0163i aici? -Fotografii! -Aaaa, credeam c\u0103 face\u021bi altceva! -Ce altceva? -Eee&#8230; o prostie. -S\u0103 m\u0103 sinucid? -Da. -P\u0103i&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":3718,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3,5],"tags":[13,15,14],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3717"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3717"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3717\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3719,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3717\/revisions\/3719"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/3718"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3717"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3717"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3717"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}