{"id":3720,"date":"2016-08-11T12:46:15","date_gmt":"2016-08-11T10:46:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/?p=3720"},"modified":"2016-08-23T18:50:38","modified_gmt":"2016-08-23T16:50:38","slug":"betia-libertatii","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/2016\/08\/11\/betia-libertatii\/","title":{"rendered":"Be\u021bia libert\u0103\u021bii"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"13950740_10210264634242452_480570653_o\"<\/a>Via\u0163a mea? O cascad\u0103, acum cred c\u0103 m\u0103 apropii de impactul cu fundul lacului, ca s\u0103 nu zic al sacului. Cum vrei s\u0103 \u021bi-o povestesc, pe scurt sau pe lung? Aaa, pe lat, e\u0219ti curvit! Bravo.<\/p>\n

Am f\u0103cut seminarul teologic, \u00eenainte de 90, am prins o parohie mare \u00een Bucure\u0219ti, eram pe cai mari \u0219i dintr-o dat\u0103 s-a rupt ceva \u00een mine, m-am certat cu Dumnezeu\u2026Hai sictir! Te v\u0103d c\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi sclipesc ochii, e\u0219ti curvit, nu mu\u0219ti din astea. Asta e varianta pentru fraierii cu preten\u021bii, a\u0219a pic\u0103 mai u\u0219or o jum\u0103tate, ag\u0103\u021bi cu ea \u0219i un \u0219mechera\u0219 de birou \u0219i o bab\u0103 dornic\u0103 s\u0103 dea de poman\u0103.<\/p>\n

Hai s\u0103-\u021bi zic cum a fost. Am terminat o \u0219coal\u0103 profesional\u0103 \u0219i m-am trezit p\u00e2n\u0103 la 25 de ani \u0219i cu servici b\u0103nos la IMGB \u0219i cu cas\u0103 \u0219i cu nevast\u0103. A\u0219a era sistemul, nu eram eu mai cu mo\u021b. \u0218tiam ceva meserie \u0219i eram bun de gur\u0103. \u00centre timp am f\u0103cut \u0219i liceul la seral \u0219i o \u0219coal\u0103 de mai\u0219tri. Le aveam pe toate \u0219i nu aveam nimic. Atunci lipseau multe, mai pu\u021bin b\u0103utura. C\u00e2\u0219tigam mult, c\u00e2t pentru cinci be\u021bivi. \u0218i am \u00eenceput s\u0103 beau. I-am prins gustul, e bun\u0103.\u00a0 La \u00eenceput am b\u0103ut nevasta. S-a dus. Femeie orientat\u0103, zicea c\u0103 nu are noroc dar \u00eel caut\u0103. \u00cel c\u0103uta \u00eenc\u0103 de c\u00e2nd era cu mine. \u0218tii unde gre\u0219esc b\u0103rba\u021bii? Se feresc de femeile frumoase \u0219i de\u0219tepte. Asta e combina\u021bia care \u00eei sperie. Frumuse\u021bea mai merge, dar de\u0219tept\u0103ciunea nu se admite. C\u0103 dac\u0103 e \u0219i a\u0219a \u0219i a\u0219a face \u0219i drege cu unu \u0219i cu altul. Se leag\u0103 la cap cu o proast\u0103 \u0219i dup\u0103 aia toat\u0103 via\u021ba se vait\u0103 c\u0103 aia e proast\u0103 \u0219i-l plictise\u0219te. P\u0103i cum, proast\u0103, cic\u0103litoare, eventual ur\u00e2t\u0103 \u0219i gras\u0103, dar \u00a0fidel\u0103. Asta da calitate, face to\u021bi banii. \u00cen fine. Ascult\u0103 ce \u00ee\u021bi spun, atac\u0103 la frumoase \u0219i de\u0219tepte. E culoar!<\/p>\n

Dup\u0103 aia am b\u0103ut casa. \u00cemi st\u0103tea pe cap. M\u0103 limita din toate punctele de vedere. \u00a0Acum m\u0103 beau pe mine. Mai am pu\u021bin \u0219i termin. \u00a0\u00cemi pare r\u0103u c\u0103 m\u0103 duc \u0219i \u00een urma mea r\u0103m\u00e2ne at\u00e2ta b\u0103utur\u0103.\u00a0 Eu nu \u00een\u021beleg de ce ne pl\u00e2nge\u021bi at\u00e2ta de mil\u0103. D\u0103-mi acum o cas\u0103, un servici, o femeie \u0219i un copil \u0219i m-ai distrus. \u00cen mocirla asta \u00een care crede\u021bi voi c\u0103 m\u0103 scald sunt cel mai liber om. Dar cum ai ajuns a\u0219a, m\u0103 \u00eentreab\u0103 unul \u0219i altul? E\u0219ti un tip intelligent. Hai sictir. P\u0103i de aia! Nu am nicio grij\u0103.<\/p>\n

Zici c\u0103 dai o jumate? M\u0103car o litr\u0103, la intelectuali fac reducere. Ce? Orice!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Via\u0163a mea? O cascad\u0103, acum cred c\u0103 m\u0103 apropii de impactul cu fundul lacului, ca s\u0103 nu zic al sacului. Cum vrei s\u0103 \u021bi-o povestesc, pe scurt sau pe lung? Aaa, pe lat, e\u0219ti curvit! Bravo.<\/p>\n

Am f\u0103cut seminarul teologic, \u00eenainte de 90, am prins o parohie mare \u00een Bucure\u0219ti, eram pe cai mari \u0219i dintr-o dat\u0103 s-a rupt ceva \u00een mine, m-am certat cu Dumnezeu\u2026Hai sictir! Te v\u0103d c\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi sclipesc ochii, e\u0219ti curvit, nu mu\u0219ti din astea. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":3721,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[5],"tags":[13],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3720"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3720"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3720\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3770,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3720\/revisions\/3770"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/3721"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3720"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3720"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3720"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}