{"id":3748,"date":"2016-08-22T18:01:50","date_gmt":"2016-08-22T16:01:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/?p=3748"},"modified":"2016-08-23T22:02:33","modified_gmt":"2016-08-23T20:02:33","slug":"la-drum-cu-urmasii-baronului-munchausen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/2016\/08\/22\/la-drum-cu-urmasii-baronului-munchausen\/","title":{"rendered":"La drum cu urma\u015fii baronului Munchausen"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Am c\u0103l\u0103torit cu trenul dup\u0103 o pauz\u0103 consistent\u0103, mai lung\u0103 de un deceniu. Habar nu mai avem despre felul cum mai arat\u0103 interiorul vagoanelor \u0219i nici despre \u201efauna\u201d care le populeaz\u0103. Ziua era una liber\u0103 pentru tot poporul, destina\u021bia una de relaxare (Bra\u0219ov), deci b\u0103nuiesc c\u0103 publicul era pu\u021bin diferit de cel obi\u0219nuit. Oricum, prima impresie, a interiorului vagoanelor, a fost una bun\u0103, prin compara\u021bie cu ceea ce era \u00een vremurile c\u00e2nd f\u0103ceam naveta s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2nal pe ruta Bucure\u0219ti \u2013 G\u0103e\u0219ti.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/IMG_20160813_072503.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-3749\" src=\"http:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/IMG_20160813_072503-207x300.jpg\" alt=\"IMG_20160813_072503\" width=\"207\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/IMG_20160813_072503-207x300.jpg 207w, https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/IMG_20160813_072503-768x1114.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/IMG_20160813_072503-706x1024.jpg 706w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 207px) 100vw, 207px\" \/><\/a>\u00cen vagon m-am trezit \u00eempresurat de \u201eseniori\u201d, iar \u00een momentul \u00een care a intrat controlorul am crezut c\u0103 urmeaz\u0103 s\u0103 \u00eempart\u0103 \u0219i pensiile. Vorb\u0103re\u021bi nevoie mare, b\u0103tr\u00e2neii, \u00a0au \u00eenceput s\u0103 povesteasc\u0103 diverse \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103ri din ultimele lor aventuri pe munte. Plimb\u0103ri de zeci de kilometri prin Urali, c\u0103\u021b\u0103r\u0103ri uluitoare \u00een Carpa\u021bi, tehnici de supravie\u021buire, ultimele nout\u0103\u021bi \u00een materie de echipament, au fost c\u00e2teva din temele de discu\u021bie care m-au zdrobit pur \u0219i simplu. Eram prost echipat, nu m\u0103 vedeam rezist\u00e2nd la drumuri pe creste de munte de c\u00e2te 50-60 de kilometri \u0219i nici m\u0103car la dormit \u00een aer liber \u00een mijlocul p\u0103durii s\u0103lbatice nu m\u0103 calificam. C\u00e2nd o doamn\u0103 a \u00eenceput s\u0103 povesteasc\u0103 unor prieteni din provincie despre o ploaie toren\u021bial\u0103, din vara trecut\u0103, cu ma\u0219ini plutind \u00een deriv\u0103 \u0219i oameni cu apa p\u00e2n\u0103 la piept \u00een fa\u021ba magazinul Unirea, convingerea c\u0103 sunt \u00een compania urma\u0219ilor baronului Munchausen s-a \u00eent\u0103rit definitiv. \u00cen timpul c\u0103l\u0103toriei lecturam \u201eOdiseea mar\u021bian\u0103 \u2013 mae\u0219trii anticipa\u021biei clasice\u201d, dar concuren\u021ba era mult prea puternic\u0103 pentru Jules Verne, H.G. Wells sau Alexandr Beleaev, semnatarii povestirilor din volum.<\/p>\n<p>Ajuns \u00een Bu\u0219teni, sub impresia povestirilor pensionarilor m-am ambi\u021bionat dincolo de posibilit\u0103\u021bile <a href=\"http:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/DSCF4435.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-3750 alignright\" src=\"http:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/DSCF4435-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"DSCF4435\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" \/><\/a>fizice \u0219i \u00eentr-o mi\u0219care necontrolat\u0103 pe traseele din jur \u0219i chiar prin localitate, p\u00e2n\u0103 la sf\u00e2r\u0219itul zilei am parcurs 35 de kilometri. Evident c\u0103 a doua zi eram paralizat de la g\u00e2t \u00een jos, dar mai r\u0103u m\u0103 durea g\u00e2ndul la pensionarii care probabil \u00eenc\u0103 zburdau precum caprele de munte.<\/p>\n<p>Cu moralul la p\u0103m\u00e2nt, a treia zi urm\u0103ream \u0219tirile Pro TV. Deodat\u0103 o \u0219tire m-a f\u0103cut s\u0103 sar p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00een tavan, era vorba despre doi turi\u0219ti de 70 de ani \u00a0r\u0103t\u0103ci\u021bi, speria\u021bi, epuiza\u021bi, recupera\u021bi de c\u0103tre salvamonti\u0219ti. \u00cen imagini ap\u0103reau doi dintre colegii mei de vagon, printre cei mai vorb\u0103re\u021bi. Cu sufletul mai u\u0219or, am revenit la mae\u0219trii anticipa\u021biei clasice.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Am c\u0103l\u0103torit cu trenul dup\u0103 o pauz\u0103 consistent\u0103, mai lung\u0103 de un deceniu. Habar nu mai avem despre felul cum mai arat\u0103 interiorul vagoanelor \u0219i nici despre \u201efauna\u201d care le populeaz\u0103. Ziua era una liber\u0103 pentru tot poporul, destina\u021bia una de relaxare (Bra\u0219ov), deci b\u0103nuiesc c\u0103 publicul era pu\u021bin diferit de cel obi\u0219nuit. Oricum, prima impresie, a interiorului vagoanelor, a fost una bun\u0103, prin compara\u021bie cu ceea ce era \u00een vremurile c\u00e2nd f\u0103ceam naveta s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2nal pe ruta Bucure\u0219ti \u2013 G\u0103e\u0219ti.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":3750,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3,5],"tags":[16,13,17],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3748"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3748"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3748\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3763,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3748\/revisions\/3763"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/3750"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3748"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3748"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3748"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}