{"id":3852,"date":"2016-09-26T10:24:21","date_gmt":"2016-09-26T08:24:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/?p=3852"},"modified":"2016-09-26T10:44:27","modified_gmt":"2016-09-26T08:44:27","slug":"ma-ucidea-ea-branza-telemea","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/2016\/09\/26\/ma-ucidea-ea-branza-telemea\/","title":{"rendered":"M\u0103 ucidea ea&#8230; br\u00e2nza telemea!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Doar eu, ca s\u0103 parafrazez din zicerile unei campanii electorale preziden\u021biale ratate, puteam ajunge la un concert \u00eenc\u0103rcat ca o gospodin\u0103, cu tot ce trebuie pentru o mas\u0103 \u00een familie sau, de ce nu, o mas\u0103 c\u00e2mpeneasc\u0103. Dup\u0103 o plimbare prelungit\u0103 printr-un mare magazin alimentar, m-am pomenit \u00een mijlocul unui concert sus\u021binut \u00een parcul Drumul Taberei de Mihail, omul cu \u201em\u0103 ucide ea\u201d.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/IMG_20160924_191440.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-3853\" src=\"http:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/IMG_20160924_191440-236x300.jpg\" alt=\"img_20160924_191440\" width=\"236\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/IMG_20160924_191440-236x300.jpg 236w, https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/IMG_20160924_191440-768x978.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/IMG_20160924_191440-804x1024.jpg 804w, https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/IMG_20160924_191440.jpg 1885w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 236px) 100vw, 236px\" \/><\/a>Cuminte am ocupat un loc, nu \u0219tiam ce c\u00e2nt\u0103 omul \u0219i am zis s\u0103 aflu, av\u00e2nd grij\u0103 ca adolescentele dezl\u0103n\u021buite care m\u0103 \u00eenconjurau s\u0103 nu-mi calce \u00een picioare saco\u0219ele. Cel mai mult m\u0103 \u00eengrijora punga cu br\u00e2nza telemea, recunosc, pot rezista f\u0103r\u0103 multe lucruri, dar dac\u0103 \u00een frigider nu exist\u0103 m\u0103care o buc\u0103\u021bic\u0103 de br\u00e2nz\u0103 intru direct \u00een panic\u0103. Dac\u0103 la primele piese ale lui Mihail am stat lini\u0219tit, la hit-ul de rezisten\u021b\u0103 am sim\u021bit nevoia s\u0103-mi iau pungile \u00een bra\u021be \u0219i v\u0103 asigur c\u0103 nu era tocmai u\u0219or \u00een condi\u021biile \u00een care con\u021bineau: o sticl\u0103 de vin de Cotnari, un calup zdrav\u0103n de telemea de Satu Mare, o g\u0103letu\u0219\u0103 cu sm\u00e2nt\u00e2n\u0103 de la Miercurea Ciuc, ni\u0219te c\u00e2rna\u021bi cu <a href=\"http:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/IMG_20160924_191925.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-3854 alignright\" src=\"http:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/IMG_20160924_191925-169x300.jpg\" alt=\"img_20160924_191925\" width=\"169\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/IMG_20160924_191925-169x300.jpg 169w, https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/IMG_20160924_191925.jpg 576w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 169px) 100vw, 169px\" \/><\/a>ca\u0219caval made in Bucovina, \u00eenso\u021bi\u021bi de ni\u0219te fra\u021bi \u021b\u0103r\u0103ne\u0219ti bine condimenta\u021bi \u0219i o franzel\u0103 plus o pung\u0103 cu p\u00e2ine pr\u0103jit\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>Lumea c\u00e2nta, dansa, filma, doar eu st\u0103team cu ochii pe br\u00e2nza telemea! Trist moment, de dragul p\u00e2ntecului s\u0103 ratezi distrac\u021bia. Din p\u0103cate se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103 tot mai des!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Doar eu, ca s\u0103 parafrazez din zicerile unei campanii electorale preziden\u021biale ratate, puteam ajunge la un concert \u00eenc\u0103rcat ca o gospodin\u0103, cu tot ce trebuie pentru o mas\u0103 \u00een familie sau, de ce nu, o mas\u0103 c\u00e2mpeneasc\u0103. Dup\u0103 o plimbare prelungit\u0103 printr-un mare magazin alimentar, m-am pomenit \u00een mijlocul unui concert sus\u021binut \u00een parcul Drumul Taberei de Mihai, omul cu \u201em\u0103 ucide ea\u201d.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":3855,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[5],"tags":[25,26,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3852"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3852"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3852\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3862,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3852\/revisions\/3862"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/3855"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3852"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3852"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3852"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}