\u201eHai, sus, mai vioi, c\u0103 la v\u00e2rsta voastr\u0103 nu ave\u021bi voie s\u0103 v\u0103 pl\u00e2nge\u021bi c\u0103 v-a mole\u0219it c\u0103ldura\u201d, \u0219i-a f\u0103cut intrarea \u00een autobuz bunica (relativ t\u00e2n\u0103r\u0103 pentru acest rol, genul usc\u0103\u021biv \u2013 energic- isteric) \u00a0\u00eenso\u021bit\u0103 de cei doi nepo\u021bi (undeva \u00eentre 4-6 ani). Vioi, nepo\u021beii s-au ag\u0103\u021bat de primele bare care le-au ie\u0219it \u00een cale, precum doi marinari obliga\u021bi s\u0103 stea pe puntea vasului \u00een plin\u0103 furtun\u0103 \u00een mijlocul Pacificului. U\u0219ile se \u00eenchid aproape lin, \u0219oferul porne\u0219te aproape gr\u0103bit \u0219i dup\u0103 nici 100 de metri, fr\u00e2neaz\u0103 brusc.<\/p>\n
Nepo\u021bii rezist\u0103, bunica se pr\u0103bu\u0219e\u0219te pe culoar precum un brad aflat la prima \u00eent\u00e2lnire cu o drujb\u0103. \u00a0De jos, de la nivelul podelei se aude un icnet scurt, urmat de ni\u0219te cuvinte lungi: \u00a0\u201eV-am zis s\u0103 v\u0103 \u021bine\u021bi? V-am zis! Asculta\u021bi dracului de un om \u00een v\u00e2rst\u0103\u201d. Un nepot ascult\u0103, cel\u0103lalt pleac\u0103 \u00een goan\u0103 dup\u0103 ochelarii bunicii pleca\u021bi spre partea din fa\u021b\u0103 a autobuzului, probabil hot\u0103r\u00e2\u021bi s\u0103-l priveasc\u0103 \u00een ochi pe \u0219ofer. \u201eGata cu agita\u021bia. Tu \u00a0ce alergi a\u0219a prin autobuz. V-am zis, v\u0103 urca\u021bi civilizat, nu da\u021bi n\u0103val\u0103 ca t\u0103tarii pe scaune. \u00cent\u00e2i perforezi biletul, vorba vine, pui cartela asta la aparat\u201d. Cartela ap\u0103ruse din str\u0103fundurile unei gen\u021bi \u00een care un sac de porumb, de trei duble (asta e doar pentru cunosc\u0103tori) s-ar fi r\u0103t\u0103cit lejer. \u201e Andrei valideaz\u0103 cartela, cum te-am \u00eenv\u0103\u021bat acas\u0103\u201d. Andrei, \u00eenc\u0103 \u00eencle\u0219tat de bare rateaz\u0103 momentul \u0219i cel\u0103lalt nepot, mai sprinten \u0219i mai mic, o \u00een\u0219fac\u0103. \u201eAlo, alo, alo, alo, obraznicule, ai tu v\u00e2rsta, ai tu dreptul s\u0103 ai cartel\u0103? E a lui Andrei\u201d. \u00cen mica busculad\u0103 creat\u0103 \u00een timpul\u00a0 recuper\u0103rii cartelei de la \u201eobraznic\u201d, aceasta scap\u0103 de sub control \u0219i discret se prelinge pe sub u\u0219\u0103. Ghinion? Nu, noroc chior, autobuzul tocmai oprise \u00een sta\u021bie. Sprintenul sare din ma\u0219in\u0103 recupereaz\u0103 cartela \u0219i se urc\u0103 la loc. \u201eB\u0103i obraznicule. Ce sta\u021bie e aici? Aud? La ce sta\u021bie cobor\u00e2m noi? Eroilor! E aici Eroilor? Nu e! \u201d, dup\u0103 care recupereaz\u0103 cartela. \u00cencepe s\u0103 o manevreze cu nervozitate \u00een proximitatea aparatului de validare, care scoate tot felul de sunete. \u00cen vacarm prind parc\u0103 o fr\u00e2ntur\u0103 de melodie emis\u0103 de validator. Dac\u0103 eram Moga, aveam d\u00e9j\u00e0 un hit. \u201eUite a\u0219a se face Andrei. Ai \u00een\u021beles! Domnu, nu v\u0103 sup\u0103ra\u021bi, ce zice\u021bi, am f\u0103cut o c\u0103l\u0103torie, o fi luat-o?\u201d. Aprob din cap c\u0103 da, de fric\u0103 s\u0103 nu \u00eenceap\u0103 s\u0103 chinuie din nou biata ma\u0219in\u0103rie, \u00eemi ajunge o melodie, nu vreau s\u0103 scot un album.<\/p>\n
\u201eGata, la prima cobor\u00e2m. Asta a fost cu autobuzul. Acum mergem s\u0103 v\u0103 \u00eenv\u0103\u021b \u0219i la metrou\u201d. Vai de mine.M-a cuprins indecizia paralizant\u0103 altoit\u0103 \u00een panic\u0103, s\u0103 sun la protec\u021bia copilului, Metrorex sau direct la poli\u021bie. \u00cen cele din urm\u0103 am renun\u021bat, \u00een fond e \u0219ansa lor s\u0103 devin\u0103 b\u0103rba\u021bi. Lumea e o jungl\u0103 \u0219i nu o ai mereu pe bunica al\u0103turi.<\/p>\n
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