{"id":4061,"date":"2017-07-30T17:31:48","date_gmt":"2017-07-30T15:31:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/?p=4061"},"modified":"2017-07-30T17:32:37","modified_gmt":"2017-07-30T15:32:37","slug":"coada-la-supermarket","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/2017\/07\/30\/coada-la-supermarket\/","title":{"rendered":"Coad\u0103 la supermarket"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Coad\u0103 la supermarket, o domn\u0103 \u00ee\u015fi \u00eenchipuie c\u0103 dac\u0103 se urc\u0103 \u00een spinarea mea va pl\u0103ti mai repede. \u00cen m\u00e2n\u0103 are o pung\u0103 de fic\u0103\u0163ei de pas\u0103re, din ei se scurge un lichid dubios \u0219i rece direct pe piciorul meu, m\u0103 feresc, o privesc, se face c\u0103 nu m\u0103 vede. Dac\u0103 am un picior m\u00e2njit ar fi p\u0103cat s\u0103 nu asortez \u015fi m\u00e2na. M\u0103 \u00eentorc din nou, se \u00eentoarce \u0219i doamna \u0219i pleac\u0103 \u00een magazin. Coada se \u00eengroa\u0219\u0103, doamna revine \u00een \u201eceafa\u201d mea, cei din spatele ei o apostrofeaz\u0103 c\u0103 se bag\u0103 \u00een fa\u021b\u0103. Doam<span class=\"text_exposed_show\">na \u00eencearc\u0103 s\u0103-i conving\u0103 c\u0103 doar \u0219i-a reluat locul. \u201eS\u0103 v\u0103 spun\u0103 domnul din fa\u021ba mea c\u0103 am fost \u00een spatele s\u0103u. L-am \u0219i deranjat, privi\u021bi e m\u00e2njit pe picior de la fic\u0103\u021beii mei. Spune\u021bi domnu!\u201d. M\u0103 uit la picior, da, mi-a sc\u0103pat o pat\u0103 atunci c\u00e2nd m-am \u0219ters. \u201eCe? Nu am fost atent la cine e \u00een spatele meu\u201d. \u201eHai c\u0103 e\u0219ti nesim\u021bit!\u201d, a mai zis doamna &#8211; mai verde la fa\u021b\u0103 dec\u00e2t fic\u0103\u021beii proaspe\u021bi &#8211; \u0219i a plecat spre cap\u0103tul cozii.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Coad\u0103 la supermarket, o domn\u0103 \u00ee\u015fi \u00eenchipuie c\u0103 dac\u0103 se urc\u0103 \u00een spinarea mea va pl\u0103ti mai repede. \u00cen m\u00e2n\u0103 are o pung\u0103 de fic\u0103\u0163ei de pas\u0103re, din ei se scurge un lichid dubios \u0219i rece direct pe piciorul meu, m\u0103 feresc, o privesc, se face c\u0103 nu m\u0103 vede. Dac\u0103 am un picior m\u00e2njit ar fi p\u0103cat s\u0103 nu asortez \u015fi m\u00e2na. M\u0103 \u00eentorc din nou, se \u00eentoarce \u0219i doamna \u0219i pleac\u0103 \u00een magazin. Coada se \u00eengroa\u0219\u0103, doamna revine \u00een \u201eceafa\u201d mea, cei din spatele ei o apostrofeaz\u0103 c\u0103 se bag\u0103 \u00een fa\u021b\u0103. Doamna \u00eencearc\u0103 s\u0103-i conving\u0103 c\u0103 doar \u0219i-a reluat locul. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":2733,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[5],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4061"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4061"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4061\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4063,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4061\/revisions\/4063"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2733"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4061"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4061"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4061"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}