{"id":4102,"date":"2017-10-03T10:08:24","date_gmt":"2017-10-03T08:08:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/?p=4102"},"modified":"2017-10-03T10:36:13","modified_gmt":"2017-10-03T08:36:13","slug":"eu-vecinul-manelist","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/2017\/10\/03\/eu-vecinul-manelist\/","title":{"rendered":"Eu, vecinul manelist"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Cu stupoare am aflat c\u0103 \u00een mintea \u015fi ochii unei doamne (undeva spre 50 de ani, din ce informa\u021bii de\u021bin este medic), care locuie\u015fte \u00een acela\u015fi imobil cu mine, sunt: vecinul manelist. Cum\u00a0 am aflat? Doamna are un c\u00e2ine, o \u00eemperechere reu\u0219it\u0103 \u00eentre lup german \u0219i maidanez rom\u00e2nesc \u0219i de c\u00e2te ori se plimb\u0103 cu el pe afar\u0103, doamna \u00eei vorbe\u0219te mult \u0219i destul de tare.<\/p>\n<p>La un moment dat,\u00a0 s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2na trecut\u0103 \u00a0participam la o \u0219edin\u021b\u0103 a asocia\u021biei de proprietari (da, e ireal, dar sunt \u00een a\u0219a zisa conducere a unei astfel de asocia\u021bii) c\u00e2nd a ap\u0103rut doamna cu c\u0103\u021belul, veneau de la o plimbare. \u201eUite, maneli\u0219tii s-au strans s\u0103 se fac\u0103 \u0219i ei c\u0103 voteaz\u0103 \u0219i decid\u201d, i-a zis doamna c\u00e2inelui, uit\u00e2ndu-se la mine, singurul vizibil de la u\u0219a liftului. La dou\u0103 zile dup\u0103, diminea\u021ba, pe strad\u0103 m\u0103 intersectez din nou cu cei doi: \u201eVezi, maneli\u0219tii se duc \u0219i ei la servici\u201d, a cuv\u00e2ntat doamna, dup\u0103 care s-a oprit privind lung spre mine. Cu aceast\u0103 ocazie m-am convins c\u0103 \u201emaneli\u0219tii\u201e sunt eu, dar mi-am dat seama c\u0103 la mijloc este \u0219i o confuzie. Exist\u0103 un vecin comun, mai vecin cu ea dec\u00e2t cu mine, care tot ascult\u0103 muzic\u0103 \u00eendoielnic\u0103 cu volumul dat \u00a0mai tare, iar doamna probabil c\u0103 ne confund\u0103, de\u0219i din punct de vedere anatomic avem destul de pu\u021bine \u00een comun. De doamna care vorbe\u0219te cu c\u00e2inele m\u0103 doare \u00een cot &#8211; nici nu \u00eemi \u00eenchipui cum a\u0219 putea lega un dialog cu ea, mai ales c\u0103 am v\u0103zut c\u0103 nici c\u00e2inele nu-i r\u0103spunde &#8211; dar \u00eemi pas\u0103 de p\u0103rerea c\u00e2inelui care o ascult\u0103 absolut plictisit. A\u0219a c\u0103 \u00een viitor, cu riscul de a fi vizitat de poli\u021bie, voi renun\u021ba la obiceiul de a asculta muzic\u0103 exclusiv la c\u0103\u0219ti \u0219i voi \u00eencerca s\u0103-l informez pe c\u00e2ine care sunt gusturile mele \u00een materie de muzic\u0103.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Cu stupoare am aflat c\u0103 \u00een mintea \u015fi ochii unei doamne (undeva spre 50 de ani, din ce informa\u021bii de\u021bin este medic) care locuie\u015fte \u00een acela\u015fi imobil cu mine sunt: vecinul manelist. Cum  am aflat? Doamna are un c\u00e2ine, o \u00eemperechere reu\u0219it\u0103 \u00eentre lup german \u0219i maidanez rom\u00e2nesc. \u0219i de c\u00e2te ori se plimb\u0103 cu el pe afar\u0103, doamna \u00eei vorbe\u0219te mult \u0219i destul de tare. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":4103,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4102"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4102"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4102\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4106,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4102\/revisions\/4106"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/4103"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4102"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4102"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4102"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}