{"id":4108,"date":"2017-10-11T13:23:47","date_gmt":"2017-10-11T11:23:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/?p=4108"},"modified":"2017-10-11T13:27:52","modified_gmt":"2017-10-11T11:27:52","slug":"trotuare-inguste","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/2017\/10\/11\/trotuare-inguste\/","title":{"rendered":"Trotuare \u00eenguste"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Gr\u0103bit, f\u0103r\u0103 motiv, \u00eencercam s\u0103 dep\u0103\u0219esc o doamn\u0103, care avea tot timpul din lume, pe un trotuar \u00eengust din zona Parcului Ci\u015fmigiu. Av\u00e2nd un sim\u021b special sau un ochi la spate, doamna reu\u0219ea s\u0103 se mi\u0219te st\u00e2nga-dreapta \u00een sincron cu mine. Atacam pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 perete, brusc vira \u0219i ea, luam la \u0219ters praful de pe ma\u0219ini, \u00een aceea\u0219i secund\u0103 f\u0103cea acela\u0219i lucru \u0219i doamna. C\u00e2nd m\u0103 hot\u0103r\u00e2sem s\u0103 \u00eemi continui drumul pe mijlocul \u015foselei, cu riscul unui accident, am observat o zon\u0103 \u00een care tr<span class=\"text_exposed_show\">otuarul se l\u0103rgea, am accelerat, dar ghinion \u00een plin proces de dep\u0103\u0219ire am acro\u0219at-o pu\u021bin cu m\u00e2na dreapt\u0103.<br \/>\n\u201eCe faci domnule, te urci pe mine \u00een plin\u0103 strad\u0103?\u201d, \u201eScuze, dar am tot \u00eencercat s\u0103 v\u0103 dep\u0103\u0219esc \u0219i nu prea puteam \u0219i acum din grab\u0103&#8230;\u201d, am \u00eencercat o explica\u021bie retezat\u0103 imediat, \u201eHai c\u0103 e\u0219ti chiar obraznic, m\u0103 faci \u0219i gras\u0103!\u201d, am mai apucat doar s\u0103 zic \u201eNu doamn\u0103, doar trotuarul v-a r\u0103mas mic\u201d, dup\u0103 care am accelerat, ca s\u0103 nu mai aud ce zice doamna, care nu era deloc corpolent\u0103, dar avea un complex pe aceast\u0103 tem\u0103.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Gr\u0103bit, f\u0103r\u0103 motiv, \u00eencercam s\u0103 dep\u0103\u0219esc o doamn\u0103, care avea tot timpul din lume, pe un trotuar \u00eengust din zona Parcului Ci\u015fmigiu. Av\u00e2nd un sim\u021b special sau un ochi la spate, doamna reu\u0219ea s\u0103 se mi\u0219te st\u00e2nga-dreapta \u00een sincron cu mine. Atacam pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 perete, brusc vira \u0219i ea, luam la \u0219ters praful de pe ma\u0219ini, \u00een aceea\u0219i secund\u0103 f\u0103cea acela\u0219i lucru \u0219i doamna. C\u00e2nd m\u0103 hot\u0103r\u00e2sem s\u0103 \u00eemi continui drumul pe mijlocul \u015foselei, cu riscul unui accident, am observat o zon\u0103 \u00een care trotuarul se l\u0103rgea, am accelerat, dar ghinion \u00een plin proces de dep\u0103\u0219ire am acro\u0219at-o pu\u021bin cu m\u00e2na dreapt\u0103.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":3744,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[5],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4108"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4108"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4108\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4110,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4108\/revisions\/4110"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/3744"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4108"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4108"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4108"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}