{"id":4131,"date":"2017-11-15T22:50:03","date_gmt":"2017-11-15T20:50:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/?p=4131"},"modified":"2017-11-15T22:50:03","modified_gmt":"2017-11-15T20:50:03","slug":"ras-tuns-frezat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/2017\/11\/15\/ras-tuns-frezat\/","title":{"rendered":"Ras, tuns, frezat"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"js_cr\" class=\"_5pbx userContent\" data-ft=\"{&quot;tn&quot;:&quot;K&quot;}\">\n<p>\u00cen caz c\u0103 ave\u021bi ni\u0219te necazuri, frustr\u0103ri mai vechi, neputin\u021be mai noi \u0219i m\u0103 vede\u021bi prin ora\u0219, m\u0103 pute\u021bi aborda pentru a v\u0103rsa \u201eveninul\u201d \u00een urechile cuiva. Sunt lini\u0219tit \u00een general, calm \u0219i c\u00e2nd nu e cazul \u0219i de regul\u0103 c\u00e2nd m\u0103 doare \u00een cot nu prea deschid gura, indiferent ce se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103 \u00een jurul meu. De altfel, problema cu cotul e grav\u0103, am avut \u0219i o fisur\u0103 la unul dintre oasele care \u00eel asambleaz\u0103, doctorul chiar a remarcat \u201epe dumneata te doare \u00een cot chiar \u0219i c\u0103 ai cotul fisurat\u201d. Fisura s-a rezolvat, durerea a r\u0103mas.<\/p>\n<p>\u00centr-un autobuz gol, singurul b\u0103tr\u00e2nel nevorbit se a\u0219eaz\u0103 l\u00e2ng\u0103 mine. \u0102sta avea o problem\u0103 cu pilozitatea. Pilozitatea mea, desigur. \u201eP\u0103cat de tinere\u021bea matale, stai cu p\u0103rul ala pe fa\u021ba, ca s\u0103lbaticii. Dac\u0103 te respec\u021bi te b\u0103rbiere\u0219ti \u201eun milimetru sub piele\u201d, a\u0219a e civilizat, tuns, frezat aranjat\u201d. M\u0103 uit la el, cu mil\u0103 \u0219i ulterior cu groaz\u0103. Din nas \u00eei ie\u0219eau dou\u0103 cozi de veveri\u021b\u0103 iar din urechi dou\u0103 perii de haine. \u00cen rest tuns, frezat \u0219i aranjat, de fapt chel \u0219i par\u021bial b\u0103rbierit, pu\u021bin nesp\u0103lat, informa\u0163ia asta mi-o transmitea nasul. \u201eA\u0219a, doar asta ave\u021bi s\u0103-mi repro\u0219a\u021bi? Hainele sunt \u00een regul\u0103, intelectual corespund?\u201d<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00cen caz c\u0103 ave\u021bi ni\u0219te necazuri, frustr\u0103ri mai vechi, neputin\u021be mai noi \u0219i m\u0103 vede\u021bi prin ora\u0219, m\u0103 pute\u021bi aborda pentru a v\u0103rsa \u201eveninul\u201d \u00een urechile cuiva. Sunt lini\u0219tit \u00een general, calm \u0219i c\u00e2nd nu e cazul \u0219i de regul\u0103 c\u00e2nd m\u0103 doare \u00een cot nu prea deschid gura, indiferent ce se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103 \u00een jurul&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":893,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[5],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4131"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4131"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4131\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4132,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4131\/revisions\/4132"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/893"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4131"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4131"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4131"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}