Sunt campion mondial la \u015fanse ratate. S\u0103 v\u0103 povestesc una. O \u015fans\u0103, ratat\u0103. De altfel, pentru asta ne-au fost destinate, s\u0103 le povestim.<\/p>\n
Ca orice tip dur, m\u0103 cunoa\u0219te\u021bi, m\u0103 \u00eentorceam acas\u0103 de la …pia\u021b\u0103. \u00cen fond e \u0219i asta tot un fel de \u201esal\u0103\u201d.<\/p>\n
Nu z\u00e2mbi\u021bi, cump\u0103rasem chestii masculine, trei leg\u0103turi de p\u0103trunjel, dou\u0103 de m\u0103rar, 10 kg de cartofi, p\u0103st\u00e2rnac, \u021belin\u0103, 4 kg de morcovi, 8 kg de ceap\u0103, 3 kg de fasole, \u0219ase bidoane de c\u00e2te 5 litri de ap\u0103 plat\u0103 \u0219i un ziar. M\u0103 plimbam relaxat pe trotuar, admiram blocurile gri de tip ciorap alb purtat intens, c\u00e2nd \u00een cale \u00eemi sare o adun\u0103tur\u0103 de oameni tineri \u0219i frumo\u0219i. Erau de la un partid, vechi, aveau \u0219edin\u021b\u0103 \u0219i erau \u00een pauza de fumat.Printre ei \u0219i un fost coleg, un b\u0103iat netalentat, dar insistent, av\u00e2nd totu\u0219i sim\u021bul umorului (aten\u021bie, am fost chiar amabil \u00een descriere). \u201eSalut\u201d, \u201esalut\u201d, el \u201esuper dandy, relaxat\u201d, m\u00e2inile \u00een buzunar, \u021bigarea \u00een col\u021bul gurii, eu genul gospodin\u0103 angajat\u0103 hamal \u00een port. M\u0103 prezint\u0103 colegilor \u0219i brusc, cu mil\u0103 \u0219i cu groaz\u0103, m\u0103 \u00eentreab\u0103: \u201eTot ziarist?\u201d. \u201eTot, dar cum \u021bi-ai dat seama, dup\u0103 p\u0103trunjel sau m-a dat \u021belina de gol?\u201d. \u00cemi m\u0103rturise\u0219te c\u0103 el s-a l\u0103sat, s-a orientat rapid, o duce bine, \u00eel felicit: \u201e\u021ai-a luat ceva timp s\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi dai seama c\u0103 te chinuiai degeaba\u201d, admite c\u0103 da \u0219i contraatac\u0103: \u201eOricum, dac\u0103 nu mai merge treaba \u0219i o s\u0103 mori de foame cu presa, \u00a0po\u021bi veni la noi, \u00ee\u021bi g\u0103sim ceva, un post bunicel\u201d. \u00cei multumesc, \u201eOricum, \u00eenainte s\u0103 intru \u00een politic\u0103, mai am \u0219i varianta, onorabil\u0103, s\u0103 cer\u0219esc la col\u021bul str\u0103zii. Dac\u0103 nu va mai merge nici asta am s\u0103 v\u0103 caut\u201d. \u201eSalut\u201d, zic eu, el morm\u0103ie ceva, colegii lui erau deja la 5 metri distan\u021b\u0103, a\u0219a c\u0103 \u00eemi dau seama c\u0103, din glum\u0103 \u00een ironie mi-am mai \u00eenchis o poart\u0103.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Sunt campion mondial la \u015fanse ratate. S\u0103 v\u0103 povestesc una. O \u015fans\u0103, ratat\u0103. De altfel, pentru asta ne-au fost destinate, s\u0103 le povestim.<\/p>\n
Ca orice tip dur, m\u0103 cunoa\u0219te\u021bi, m\u0103 \u00eentorceam acas\u0103 de la …pia\u021b\u0103. \u00cen fond e \u0219i asta tot un fel de \u201esal\u0103\u201d. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":1020,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4170"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4170"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4170\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4171,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4170\/revisions\/4171"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1020"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4170"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4170"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4170"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}