{"id":4196,"date":"2018-03-15T16:58:24","date_gmt":"2018-03-15T14:58:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/?p=4196"},"modified":"2018-04-16T12:48:13","modified_gmt":"2018-04-16T10:48:13","slug":"sarut-mana-doamna-mea","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/2018\/03\/15\/sarut-mana-doamna-mea\/","title":{"rendered":"S\u0102RUT M\u00c2NA, DOAMNA MEA"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Cred c\u0103 e de la astenia de prim\u0103var\u0103, altfel nu-mi explic de unde aceast\u0103 avalan\u015f\u0103 de ciuda\u0163i \u00een proximitatea fiin\u021bei mele.<br \/>\n\u00cen fa\u021ba mea la coad\u0103 la covrigi (da sunt cozi la covrigi, pentru c\u0103 sunt ieftini \u0219i umplu bur\u021bile) se afl\u0103 un domn. E posibil s\u0103 fie mai t\u00e2n\u0103r dec\u00e2t mine.<br \/>\nE destul de cald pentru luna martie, eu transpir \u00een tricou. Domnul are c\u0103ma\u0219\u0103, vest\u0103, hain\u0103, cravat\u0103, p\u0103l\u0103rie \u0219i pardesiu, dar nu transpir\u0103. Scoate telefonul \u0219i sun\u0103 undeva. \u00cel<span class=\"text_exposed_show\"> pune la ureche de\u0219i e setat pe \u201dspeaker\u201d.<br \/>\nA sunat probabil la o companie de telefonie mobil\u0103. Salut\u0103 respectuos. Un robot cu voce de doamn\u0103 \u00eel anun\u021b\u0103 c\u0103 niciun operator nu este disponibil. \u201dOoo, s\u0103rurt m\u00e2na amabil\u0103 doamn\u0103, s\u0103rut m\u00e2na, da v\u0103 ascult, cum spune\u021bi dumneavoastr\u0103\u201d, zice domnul.<br \/>\nSe aude ceva cu tasta\u021bi 1. \u201dS\u0103rut m\u00e2na, ce a\u021bi spus? Doamn\u0103, dac\u0103 sunte\u021bi dr\u0103gu\u021b\u0103, pute\u021bi repeta? S\u0103rut m\u00e2na, m\u0103 scuza\u021bi sunt pe strad\u0103 \u0219i nu se aude!\u201d. Femeia robot \u00ee\u0219i continu\u0103 monologul \u0219i \u00eel invit\u0103 s\u0103 r\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 pe fir. Simt c\u0103 mor. Cu m\u00e2na st\u00e2ng\u0103 \u00ee\u0219i ridic\u0103 p\u0103l\u0103ria salut\u00e2nd de la distan\u021b\u0103 robotul dup\u0103 care re\u00eencepe cu \u201dS\u0103rut m\u00e2na, da, da, r\u0103m\u00e2n, m\u0103 scuza\u021bi doar o secund\u0103 s\u0103 iau un covrig, s\u0103rut m\u00e2na!\u201d. O femeie \u00een carne \u0219i oase \u00eei d\u0103 un covrig, el \u00eei ofer\u0103 un leu, \u00een tot acest timp \u00eei spune de cinci ori \u201ds\u0103rut m\u00e2na\u201d. Pleac\u0103, de la distan\u0103 aud un vag \u2026da a\u021bi ghicit.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Cred c\u0103 e de la astenia de prim\u0103var\u0103, altfel nu-mi explic de unde aceast\u0103 avalan\u015f\u0103 de ciuda\u0163i \u00een proximitatea fiin\u021bei mele.<br \/>\n\u00cen fa\u021ba mea la coad\u0103 la covrigi (da sunt cozi la covrigi, pentru c\u0103 sunt ieftini \u0219i umplu bur\u021bile) se afl\u0103 un domn. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":3588,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[5],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4196"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4196"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4196\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4242,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4196\/revisions\/4242"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/3588"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4196"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4196"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4196"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}