Cine nu s-a ciocnit de un me\u015fter \u00een aceast\u0103 via\u0163\u0103? De diminea\u021b\u0103 m-am lovit, genunchi \u00een genunchi, de unul, dup\u0103 care l-am ascultat cale de 12 sta\u021bii de autobuz. Am remarcat la om, \u00een primul r\u00e2nd, freza, semi-chilug cu zone \u00een care unele fire aveau centimetri buni. Probabil se tunde singur, dar nu are o oglind\u0103, sau merge la un frizer orb.\u00a0De asemenea am remarcat absurditatea minciunilor. O minciun\u0103 care are \u00een spate o oarecare justificare poate fi \u00eenghi\u021bit\u0103, me\u0219terul acesta min\u021bea absurd \u0219i pierdea timpul inutil.<\/p>\n
Ca orice tip care se pricepe la \u201dasamblat mobil\u0103, reglat\/montat t\u00e2mpl\u0103rie termopan, \u00eenlocuit baterii de baie\u201d \u0219i acesta era foarte c\u0103utat. \u201dDa doamn\u0103 sunt \u00een drum spre Ploie\u0219ti, cu toate sculele \u00een ma\u0219in\u0103, \u00een maxim o jum\u0103tate de or\u0103 ajung \u0219i m\u0103 apuc de treab\u0103\u201d. Omul era \u00een autobuz, \u00een Drumul Taberei \u0219i toate sculele erau un telefon, un pix \u0219i ni\u0219te h\u00e2rtii pe care le scotea \u0219i le b\u0103ga \u00eentr-o borset\u0103. Telefonul sun\u0103 din nou. \u201dDa, v\u0103 ascult, desigur, se rezolv\u0103. Adresa v\u0103 rog, sta\u021bi s\u0103 notez (\u0219i chiar \u00eencepe s\u0103 noteze) strada\u2026, nr\u2026, etajul\u2026. Da, la 12 sunt la adres\u0103. Se rezolv\u0103!\u201d. \u00cenchide telefonul, rupe h\u00e2rtia \u0219i o \u00eendeas\u0103 \u00eentre scaune. De ce s-a mai obosit s\u0103 scrie? Greu de r\u0103spuns. Telefonul sun\u0103 din nou. \u201dDa, am vorbit, i-am zis c\u0103 la 12 ajung, dar am pierdut adresa, nu \u0219tiu s\u0103 v\u0103d ce pot s\u0103 fac. Vedem, ce naiba, te rezolv\u201d. M\u0103 uit la el, se uit\u0103 la mine. Telefon, sun\u0103 el: \u201dA\u021bi adus scripe\u021bii? Cum doamn\u0103, p\u0103i nu a\u021bi promis? Am nevoie de 50 de buc\u0103\u021bi, la 3 lei bucata. Comanda\u021bi? Da, bine, m\u00e2ine cel t\u00e2rziu\u201d. Alt telefon: \u201dM\u00e2ine te duci s\u0103 iei scripe\u021bii, maxim 10, nu avem ce face cu mai mul\u021bi\u201d.<\/p>\n
Telefonul sun\u0103, cobor.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Cine nu s-a ciocnit de un me\u015fter \u00een aceast\u0103 via\u0163\u0103? De diminea\u021b\u0103 m-am lovit, genunchi \u00een genunchi, cu unul, dup\u0103 care l-am ascultat cale de 12 sta\u021bii de autobuz.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":4245,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[5],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4244"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4244"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4244\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4247,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4244\/revisions\/4247"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/4245"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4244"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4244"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4244"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}