Poveste\u0219te ce a f\u0103cut cu o sear\u0103 \u00een urm\u0103 cu o rud\u0103 a so\u021biei. Din am\u0103nuntele oferite e clar, ruda e femeie, deci …tradi\u021bional. Cum am ajuns \u00een proximitatea lui mai t\u00e2rziu, am ratat preludiul. Este deja la un \u201dbot f\u0103r\u0103 m\u00e2ini\u201d. Cel\u0103lalt, mai b\u0103tr\u00e2n dup\u0103 voce, necheaz\u0103 incredibil \u0219i lanseaz\u0103 tot felul de \u00eencuraj\u0103ri de parc\u0103 ac\u021biunea s-ar petrece chiar \u00een acele momente. M\u0103 simt jenat, eu \u0219i o femeie mai \u00een v\u00e2rst\u0103, restul aproape c\u0103 nu mai respir\u0103, sorb fiecare cuv\u00e2nt. C\u00e2nd a ajuns cu povestea la \u201di-am pus cracii pe umeri \u0219i am \u00eenceput …\u201d, dou\u0103 femei \u00ee\u0219i rearanjeaz\u0103 pozi\u021bia pe scaun, iar un zugrav (hainele lui \u00eemi indic\u0103 meseria) \u00eemi las\u0103 impresia c\u0103 e gata s\u0103-\u0219i \u00eenghit\u0103 limba. E clar, \u00eemi dau seama c\u0103 trebuie s\u0103 cobor din autobuz \u00eenainte s\u0103 treac\u0103 la urm\u0103toarea perversiune, atmosfera este prea \u00eencins\u0103 pentru gustul meu. Traficul e semiblocat, a\u0219a c\u0103 prind \u0219i o \u201dcapr\u0103\u201d cu \u00eembun\u0103t\u0103\u021biri. \u201dA dracu, cu mine nu vrea a\u0219a\u201d, strig\u0103 cel\u0103lalt.<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n
Sodoma, strig pe interior, eu!<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n
Publicul e \u00een pragul aplauzelor. Baba\u00a0 pudica e \u00een pragul le\u0219inului. Eu sunt \u00een pragul u\u0219ii. Dar u\u0219a nu se deschide. Am\u0103nuntele curg, el e un amant incredibil, dar \u0219i ruda so\u021biei e foarte talentat\u0103, din descriere fie a fost gimnast\u0103 fie e contorsionist\u0103 la circ. \u00cemi scot telefonul, nu inten\u021bionez s\u0103 cer num\u0103rul rudei, ci doar s\u0103-mi pun c\u0103\u0219tile \u0219i s\u0103 ascult \u0219i altceva. B\u0103tr\u00e2na m\u0103 prive\u0219te cu disperare.<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n
Sta\u021bi lini\u0219tit\u0103, eu doar ascult, nu vorbesc.<\/p>\r\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Obosit, neras, \u00eencerc\u0103nat, b\u0103rbatul de aproximativ 30 de ani inten\u0219i vorbe\u0219te la telefon. Are c\u0103\u0219tile \u00een urechi, dar cine \u0219tie cum a reu\u0219it s\u0103 aranjeze lucrurile astfel \u00eenc\u00e2t tot ce vorbe\u0219te partenerul lui de flec\u0103real\u0103 \u00a0s\u0103 se aud\u0103 \u0219i la difuzorul telefonului, ca s\u0103 fie auditoriul la curent cu \u00eentreaga convorbire. C\u0103\u0219tile \u00eei blocheaz\u0103 bine…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":4314,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[5],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4313"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4313"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4313\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4316,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4313\/revisions\/4316"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/4314"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4313"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4313"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4313"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}