{"id":4368,"date":"2018-12-12T12:08:25","date_gmt":"2018-12-12T10:08:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/?p=4368"},"modified":"2018-12-12T12:08:26","modified_gmt":"2018-12-12T10:08:26","slug":"ho-ho-ho-gata","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/2018\/12\/12\/ho-ho-ho-gata\/","title":{"rendered":"Ho, ho, ho. Gata."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Ora 8. Bloc comunist plin de capitali\u0219ti. \u021arrrr. Deschid u\u0219a, un om(de la o vreme nu prea mai \u0219tiu s\u0103 fac distinc\u021bie \u00eentre b\u0103tr\u00e2n \u0219i t\u00e2n\u0103r) mozolit bine de noroi m\u0103 \u00eentreab\u0103 dac\u0103 primesc cu colindul. H\u00e2\u021b, desigur. Scoate un clopo\u021bel f\u0103r\u0103 limb\u0103, adic\u0103 mut, \u00eel agit\u0103 \u0219i gl\u0103sue\u0219te: &#8222;Ho, ho, ho. La mul\u021bi ani!&#8221;\u00a0<br \/>T\u0103cere, doar clopotelul se mai agit\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 scoat\u0103 un sunet. M\u0103 uit la el, se uit\u0103 la mine. M\u0103 uit mai lung, iar el \u00eemi zice: &#8222;gata, am terminat&#8221;. Simt c\u0103 trebuie s\u0103 fiu generos, oricum am luat recent salariul, \u00een fond omul a f\u0103cut un scurt rezumat al vie\u021bii mele, a\u0219teptari mari urmate de&#8230; &#8222;gata&#8221;. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Da, stiu, asta e drama multor femei, dar nu m\u0103 aventurez pe aceast\u0103 strada.<br \/><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ho, ho, ho. Gata.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ora 8. Bloc comunist plin de capitali\u0219ti. \u021arrrr. Deschid u\u0219a, un om(de la o vreme nu prea mai \u0219tiu s\u0103 fac distinc\u021bie \u00eentre b\u0103tr\u00e2n \u0219i t\u00e2n\u0103r) mozolit bine de noroi m\u0103 \u00eentreab\u0103 dac\u0103 primesc cu colindul. H\u00e2\u021b, desigur. Scoate un clopo\u021bel f\u0103r\u0103 limb\u0103, adic\u0103 mut, \u00eel agit\u0103 \u0219i gl\u0103sue\u0219te: &#8222;Ho, ho, ho. La mul\u021bi ani!&#8221;\u00a0T\u0103cere,&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":3947,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[5],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4368"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4368"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4368\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4369,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4368\/revisions\/4369"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/3947"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4368"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4368"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4368"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}