{"id":4382,"date":"2019-01-14T11:20:47","date_gmt":"2019-01-14T09:20:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/?p=4382"},"modified":"2019-01-14T11:26:05","modified_gmt":"2019-01-14T09:26:05","slug":"romania-azi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/2019\/01\/14\/romania-azi\/","title":{"rendered":"Rom\u00e2nia, azi."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Un om, un c\u00e2ine \u0219i o sfoar\u0103. C\u00e2inele e de ras\u0103. Sfoar\u0103 \u00eel \u021binea de om. Intervin c\u00e2nd din senin bipedul \u00eencepe s\u0103 loveasc\u0103 patrupedul. Omul se dovede\u0219te a fi foarte ar\u021b\u0103gos. M\u0103 \u00eenjur\u0103 \u0219i m\u0103 amenin\u021b\u0103. O face ciudat: \u201dVezi, b\u0103, c\u0103 am mai fost la pu\u0219c\u0103rie din cauza unor fraieri ca tine\u201d. Bravo, asta mai lipsea, pu\u0219c\u0103ria pe post de carte de vizit\u0103. Reu\u0219esc o replic\u0103 aiuritoare pentru toate p\u0103r\u021bile. \u201dStai lini\u0219tit c\u0103 \u0219i eu am mai fost \u00een spital \u0219i nu \u00eemi e fric\u0103\u201d. Sfoara se rupe, c\u00e2inele o ia la goan\u0103, omul fuge \u00eenjur\u00e2ndu-m\u0103, eu r\u0103m\u00e2n pe loc \u0219i m\u0103 g\u00e2ndesc la ce naiba am vrut s\u0103 spun!<\/p>\n<p>Rom\u00e2nia, azi.<br \/>\nM\u00e2ine vorbim de Eminescu!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Un om, un c\u00e2ine \u0219i o sfoar\u0103. C\u00e2inele e de ras\u0103. Sfoar\u0103 \u00eel \u021binea de om. Intervin c\u00e2nd din senin bipedul \u00eencepe s\u0103 loveasc\u0103 patrupedul. Omul se dovede\u0219te a fi foarte ar\u021b\u0103gos. M\u0103 \u00eenjur\u0103 \u0219i m\u0103 amenin\u021b\u0103. O face ciudat: \u201dVezi, b\u0103, c\u0103 am mai fost la pu\u0219c\u0103rie din cauza unor fraieri ca tine\u201d. Bravo,&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":1554,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[5],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4382"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4382"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4382\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4385,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4382\/revisions\/4385"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1554"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4382"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4382"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4382"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}