{"id":4453,"date":"2019-08-08T16:10:24","date_gmt":"2019-08-08T14:10:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/?p=4453"},"modified":"2019-08-08T16:27:04","modified_gmt":"2019-08-08T14:27:04","slug":"la-portile-ghinionului","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/2019\/08\/08\/la-portile-ghinionului\/","title":{"rendered":"La por\u0163ile ghinionului"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>M\u0103 scurgeam pe marginea trotuarului cu acel sentiment de om cu viitorul aranjat, pe termen scurt (ro\u015fii, p\u00e2ine pr\u0103jit\u0103, br\u00e2nz\u0103 \u0219i ni\u0219te bere ceheasc\u0103 z\u0103ceau relaxate \u00een sco\u0219\u0103) \u0219i mediu (dou\u0103 bilete la pariuri sportive, superbe bl\u0103ni ale ursului din p\u0103durea mea financiar\u0103, se h\u00e2rjoneau \u00een buzunar). <\/p>\n<p>Coada ochiului m\u0103tur\u0103 involuntar o familie care probabil revenea din vacan\u021b\u0103 (exces de bagaje) doi copila\u0219i mici (fat\u0103 \u0219i b\u0103iat) \u0219i doi p\u0103rin\u021bi ars-bronza\u021bi. \u021aan\u021bo\u0219 ca o meduz\u0103 uitat\u0103 la soare, trec pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 ei, feti\u021ba strig\u0103 \u201dnenea\u201d, dracu \u00eemi d\u0103 un br\u00e2nci, \u00eei fac cu ochiul, de\u0219i \u00een mod obi\u0219nuit nu interac\u021bionez cu copii nim\u0103nui, feti\u021ba nu \u0219tiu ce vede \u00een fa\u021ba ochilor (habar nu am de efectele caniculei asupra copiilor) se repede s\u0103 m\u0103 ia de m\u00e2n\u0103 strig\u00e2nd \u201dtati, tati\u201d. Sper pentru un moment c\u0103 \u00eel strig\u0103 pe domnul de l\u00e2ng\u0103 ma\u0219in\u0103, dar fulger\u0103tor pricep \u0219i eu \u0219i el c\u0103 \u201dtati\u201d sunt eu. Feti\u021ba m\u0103 prinde de m\u00e2n\u0103, realul tati scoate fuioare delicate de fum pe nas, eu simt c\u0103 berea e cald\u0103, ro\u0219iile bor\u0219ite, br\u00e2nza prea s\u0103rat\u0103, biletele nec\u00e2\u0219tig\u0103toare \u0219i c\u0103 \u00een general nu mai am viitorul aranjat pe termen mediu \u0219i scurt. Da, \u0219tiu, nu fug de confrunt\u0103ri dac\u0103 a\u0219a \u00eemi e norocul, dar realului \u201dtati\u201d i-a\u0219 fi putut da un cap \u00een gur\u0103 doar dac\u0103 eu a\u0219 fi venit dinspre pia\u021b\u0103 c\u0103lare pe un cal de talie mare. \u00cen cadru mai exista doar o viitoare victim\u0103, mai victim\u0103 dec\u00e2t mine, doamna mam\u0103. Con\u0219tient\u0103 \u0219i ea de acest lucru, se repede s\u0103 ia fata \u00een bra\u021be \u00eencerc\u00e2nd s\u0103 acopere \u0219irul de \u201dtati\u201d, care \u00eemi era adresat. Femeia debita un nesf\u00e2r\u0219it val de inep\u021bii, care deja m\u0103 b\u0103gau \u0219i pe mine la idei, iar c\u00e2nd o aud \u201dce vrei drag\u0103, are \u0219apc\u0103 la fel cu a ta\u201d, decid s\u0103 sfidez vremea, s\u0103 m\u0103 fac c\u0103 plou\u0103 \u0219i s\u0103 \u00eentind pasul. <\/p>\n<p>Cum nu sunt la\u0219, i-am mai f\u0103cut o dat\u0103 feti\u021bei cu ochiul, cum nu sunt erou, nu am \u00eendr\u0103znit s\u0103 mai \u00eentorc capul dup\u0103 ce m-am \u00eendep\u0103rtat c\u00e2\u021biva metri. <\/p>\n<p>PS<br \/>\nNu exist\u0103 niciun PS. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>M\u0103 scurgeam pe marginea trotuarului cu acel sentiment de om cu viitorul aranjat, pe termen scurt (ro\u015fii, p\u00e2ine pr\u0103jit\u0103, br\u00e2nz\u0103 \u0219i ni\u0219te bere ceheasc\u0103 z\u0103ceau relaxate \u00een sco\u0219\u0103) \u0219i mediu (dou\u0103 bilete la pariuri sportive, superbe bl\u0103ni ale ursului din p\u0103durea mea financiar\u0103, se h\u00e2rjoneau \u00een buzunar). Coada ochiului m\u0103tur\u0103 involuntar o familie care probabil&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[5],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4453"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4453"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4453\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4457,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4453\/revisions\/4457"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4453"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4453"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4453"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}