{"id":4475,"date":"2020-01-05T14:13:20","date_gmt":"2020-01-05T12:13:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/?p=4475"},"modified":"2020-01-05T14:19:05","modified_gmt":"2020-01-05T12:19:05","slug":"autoautopsie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/2020\/01\/05\/autoautopsie\/","title":{"rendered":"Autoautopsie"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Am decis s\u0103 m\u0103 studiez,<br \/>\nf\u0103r\u0103 microscop \u0219i f\u0103r\u0103 mil\u0103.<br \/>\nInterior, exterior,<br \/>\no autopsie \u201d\u00een viu\u201d.<br \/>\nInima este un organ violent,<br \/>\nfie bate, pentru mine,<br \/>\n(cam des pentru gustul medicilor)<br \/>\nfie se fr\u00e2nge, pentru al\u0163ii<br \/>\n(uneori absolut de poman\u0103).<br \/>\nCreierul este \u015fi mai periculos<br \/>\n\u0219i-a pus \u00een cap s\u0103 g\u00e2ndeasc\u0103,<br \/>\nnociv obicei, contraproductiv,<br \/>\nca s\u0103 nu spun falimentar.<br \/>\nStomacul e singurul care \u00eemi face surprize.<br \/>\nNepl\u0103cute.<br \/>\nE \u00een c\u00e2rd\u0103\u0219ie cu duodenul.<br \/>\nOchii \u0219i urechile func\u021bioneaz\u0103 perfect,<br \/>\ndin p\u0103cate, av\u00e2nd \u00een vedere lumea \u00een care tr\u0103im.<br \/>\n\u00cen rest sunt bine,<br \/>\nmi-am legat sufletul de calorifer,<br \/>\ns\u0103 se \u00eenc\u0103lzeasc\u0103 reciproc<br \/>\n\u0219i deja m\u0103 simt preg\u0103tit s\u0103 vizitez Polul Nord,<br \/>\n\u00een papuci \u0219i pantaloni scur\u021bi.<br \/>\nUlterior o s\u0103 m\u0103 plimb prin Iad.<br \/>\nDesigur, cu t\u0103lpile goale.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Am decis s\u0103 m\u0103 studiez, f\u0103r\u0103 microscop \u0219i f\u0103r\u0103 mil\u0103. Interior, exterior, o autopsie \u201d\u00een viu\u201d. Inima este un organ violent, fie bate, pentru mine, (cam des pentru gustul medicilor) fie se fr\u00e2nge, pentru al\u0163ii (uneori absolut de poman\u0103). Creierul este \u015fi mai periculos \u0219i-a pus \u00een cap s\u0103 g\u00e2ndeasc\u0103, nociv obicei, contraproductiv, ca s\u0103&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[5],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4475"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4475"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4475\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4477,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4475\/revisions\/4477"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4475"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4475"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dedes.ro\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4475"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}